Gejon

Sex is shit with a condom so the last thing I would want to do is wank with one on! My mate used to (probably still does infact) put a bit of ice cream down the end of the condom then put it on and have a posh wank

This SLP "will return" thing seems a bit silly tbh Its an internet forum, he is obviously using another forum so why is he scheduling a "return" ffs!

I don't believe you

Every other student must be rock hard then, eh? Students are probably soooooooo wasted when they get them done it doesnt hurt!

I have 2 because im nails, tbh.

Welcome, always liked Nakamura seems to have a bit of magic in him.

When I worked at an Ice Rink (can sense Brock firming up as he reads this already ) we used to play British Bulldog on the ice, was quality!

If* they go down, they might not have much choice I suppose. They'd want the majority of it though, you're right and that's too much still. *That's a massive 'if' anyway as I think the bottom 3 look dead and buried. They are quite well off though.

I'm not pointing this out to be a prick or a pedant, but I had to read that four times before I figured out what you were saying. edit: And I agree with you I gave up trying to work that out quicker than i did the original article!

I invade the other teams if im feeling frisky

I still try and play this around the office but the managers frown on it

She got me a big valentine days heart lolly at lunch, what would SMO make of that!? Quite a turnaround thought, women ar mental!!

All smiles and compliments and being nice today, will never understand those lot!

Excellent. It'll be good to see you Is our next home game (other than the Zebrafied Werewolf game) on the 3rd March? Aye, think its Smogs on the 3rd

I agree with 2J here, NO H!

Taylor was looking for it but he did get fouled (although he made the most of going down).

I agree he's not too arsed about the club but howay man, there's no need for that. If the reports are right he chose to play therefore he can't expect any sympathy and won't be getting any from me, he's a bastard mercenary Surely the fact that HE chose to play and didn't just play because he was told he had to is the part that earns him a little respect?

At my school it was called "Mr Turners getting his cock out again" because none of us were mature enough to have it

I would take the "gamble" on Sidwell though.

Yeah it does help if we talk to each other Its just annoying when someone is clearly pissed off with you but 1) they do the whole, nothings wrong! (thought even the tone they say that comes across as them being in a mood) and 2) When I have done nothing wrong! Women! (apart from you lovely ladies of course)

Not really Im just gonna get smashed and talk to the other lass!

Why don't you ask her why ?? I asked if she was ok and she said she was fine but then didnt talk to me all afternoon, even when I asked her a question she would blank me or just pass me the thing I asked for. Its odd because we get on really well and im 99% certain there is nothing I have done to piss her off so its actually very annoying! We are only a 3 person team now aswell so its really odd plus we are going out for a meal Friday night!

you reckon that lad will do it next season, when promotion-tastic men are sorted from the boys Yeah he has looked quality any time I have seen him (even though some of that was in the championship). Has Reo-Coker done it in his second season? I would say not really tbh

Yeah but the basis of my thread is if we're short of money Anyway, i haven't seen enough of Ashton to pay the £10m+ that West Ham would want. Konchesky's cack, man. Then we wouldnt be in for Heskey.