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Noelie last won the day on April 6 2018

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About Noelie

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  1. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Tell me, is your shift-key broken?
  2. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Looks like I'm gonna have to go to the archives to get my query answered.
  3. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Save me from going to the archives and tell me how many points we had after 12 games last season with Senor Rafa Benitez in charge. I know we have 15 points this season after 12 games with Mr. Steve Bruce in charge.
  4. a match today... one team v another

    Give him a chance, are you watching Rafa. Wonderful, wonderful feeling, chuffed to fuck. Hard to believe we didn't score more. Harder to believe that our last 5 goals have come from the back four. Next game is also winnable, maybe our so-called strikers will shut us up.
  5. If you want to watch, enjoy, and concentrate on a match, NEVER take a 3 year old bairn with you unless you get her drunk and unconscious.
  6. #WHUNEW that noone gives a shit?

    Max wus lax, shudda bin fower nowt at half-time. Nail-biting at the end, looked like we might hoy more points doon the netty. Almiron is an asset, but not when it comes to scoring. Not too sure about Joelinton being an asset, especially when it comes to scoring. 3 Points well earned, but a clean-sheet would have been better.
  7. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?

    Aye, but ye'd have to do some digging to get him back.
  8. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    Another 2 points hoyed doon the netty. Pathetic display in the 2nd half, had all the looks of a loss coming. Bruce, when you are down to 10 men, you don't bring Shelvey. Joelinton is not a goal-scorer, he is not a centre-forward, he is not an up-front solo striker.
  9. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    Hey man, ower heor wer on ivvery week.
  10. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    I have a $1. bet with a fellow expat who supports Wolverhampton. He wouldn't wager more even though he thinks it's a sure win for him. In a way I'm glad he wouldn't bet more as with our track-record I would be mortified to lose the game and some hard-earned dollars. In reference to my $1., I am going to the church, the temple, and the mosque to pray for help.
  11. Chelsea V Steve's Little Soldiers

    Too bad we couldn't have stolen a point, but the result was inevitable, we allowed them too much possession enhanced by our giveaways. I'm surprised the score wasn't higher with the number of corners we gave away, and our poor defense on set pieces. There were some opportunities for us to score but we just don't have the cutting edge needed. Joelinton is not getting anyone on their feet. Disappointing.
  12. Other games 2019/2020

    My boy Mitro keeps scoring for Fulham and Serbia. 2 more for Serbia today. Is any bugger watching.
  13. I watched the game, there were others just as shitefull in the middle, and bordering shite up front due to lack of service.
  14. I want us to stay in the Premier League simply because all Premier League games are shown on NBCSN or NBCSports Gold here in California and I get to see all Newcastle matches on my big screen TV. Some Championship games are shown on ESPN+, not all, and it won't be Newcastle every time, so I want us to stay up regardless of Ashley's antics.
  15. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Aa knaa, but that was after Leicester, noo it's after Man Ure. My age entitles me to be like a yo-yo, for which I should be given credit, not abuse.

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