Gejon

What did I miss?

Danke

I voted "being a tramp" with no offence intended it just seemed like the best option, you tramp!

My team at work are giving up chocolate, one of them asked if she could still eat chocolate cake

I used to like Carling at his age

What does BRMC stand for again? Something Like Black R??? Motorcycle Club?

Completely agree.

I had a dream the other day that i remembered killing about 10 people and I had a bag full of bones in the loft, I went up and got the bag and was on my way to bury them but woke up. When I woke up it was one of those you have a few seconds not remembering if its real or not. I was real Mwuhahahahaha

The best thing about that is he was responding to a sentence less than a line long and wasn't really at all part of the debate. Completely ignored the second paragraph which was what the whole thing was about

Doesn't matter what they do off the pitch tbf (even trying to break your own team mates legs). As I have said before, Bellamy could nob some peoples wives and they wouldn't give a shit! He is a god!

Gemmill doesnt like boxers!!!?

Can I have 3m28 seconds of my life back? You see a lot of grass, rain, Eubanks car, inside of a coat and glimpses that you can barely even make out of him walking around a bit and you wasted my life bringing this to me 2J!

He says he is 74 but really he is 104, he is the Uberfemi Martins

Got some stubborn stains that need removing? Was after a Birthday present for you Cath. You calling Cath an old scrubber?

Sat on my arse, about it.

ACTUALLY anyone watch Coronation Street? I imagine him as that bloke with Liz (is it, faggy barmaind?)

Yes, but then you imagined I looked like Dorothy off Men Behaving Badly!

I imagine snakehips to be quite tall and slim, cowboy type boots, faded jeans, black shirt open at the top with a hairy chest and some sort of chain round his neck and long hair, maybe a cowboy hat! So basically a cowboy

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I had a dream I had killed lots of people and had to hide all the bones which I had in a bag Having a roast today Don't want to work tomorrow Need a wee Waiting to watch the football

Kinky

I knew he couldnt take on a fella on his own, pussy.

Classy group

Scary images

yes ive had a few babyshams im not going out with anyone, i may shag a cockney im just contemplating the sick id get if i did if ya cant be arsd to go to ged tehn stay up if ya stay up u can listen to ya cd# and im feeling marvelous 1) just realised them things wernt aout me, but, my tea looks lush even though the lasses had a brawl i love them not quite as much as liam obirean goal against the mckems but n par with that they are fab lasses evern if they are bitchin with each other, ya know its really no wonder that lads stay singe an d just shag about tbh if iwas a lad id just saty dingle tell ya waht shal a just sing ya a sone? nah ill just go n eat me tea what were we talkin a out agin ya know im not that pisseed the neethow do I know ? ah fuckit i still done feel nice in this top im gona go n eat me t now xxxxxxxxx Legend Nothing wrong with a cockney, well proper ones are bad but those mistaken for them are quality in my experience