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hggcraig

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  1. just found out theres a women basketball player called Ivana Mandic plays for the Charlotte 49ers i think
  2. I would say pete doherty but i couldnt stop at just punching him
  3. the two princes are annoying too
  4. Eriksson and McClaren have to be on my list too, and whichever idiots appointed them
  5. i wouldnt touch her with your cock tbh and i agree Vernon Kay is a twat
  6. At the moment it would have to be Russell Brand, i could ignore the fact that he acts like a hom, dresses like a hom and looks like a hom if he wasnt so talentless. What about everyone else?
  7. she does a bit but much fitter imo
  8. them italian lasses look nice
  9. yeah its 35 to break the record, you're probably right though he will be rested too much to break the record
  10. 30m for a 29 year old is a bit steep , not that Chelsea cant afford it mind. 25/1 on him beating the all time premiership top scorer record seems like a canny bet
  11. hggcraig

    Lunch

    I had some small cumberland sausages then a protein drink, was nicer than it sounds
  12. I cant stand the little twat, he should be locked up
  13. heres some jokes i liked, sorry if they offend anyone What does a black woman and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods! What happened to the black woman who had an abortion? Crime Stoppers sent her a check for 500 quid! Whats the three things you cant give a black person? A black eye, a fat lip or a job. How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope! What happened when a black man looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit on his face! What's long, dark and stinks? The benefits queue! What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go out at night without Robbin How do you keep a black person from drowning? Take your boot off his head. I had a black man in my family tree . . . . . . he's still hanging there! How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? 9 months What does a black man and sperm have in common? Only about 1 out of two million actually work What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose.
  14. Crazy is an awesome tune Bob Marleys newphews(?) new song- beautiful is good too
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