Lazarus

Wasnt he attacked by a pack of dogs in romania one halloween?

Am watching 'Click'. Adam sandler has just farted in the hoffs face!

Cos men dont have tits? (excluding Gemmill)

Devil wears prada. Decent enough - meryl streep completely steals the show.

you lost me when you said Itunes

AA travel planner no good?

hope you cleaned it before posting it.

Toplass is a PORV!

Fiest group of bairns knocked on the door about 5.10. i told them all the stuff i bought had already gone and they were too late.

Theres a bloke called macbeth been called up

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6101578.stm Borat is about 10 years old now isnt he?

Girls always lie about their age and their weight. FACT!

Nope.

Lots of people were chucking money to a man in the street whose hood kept jumping up and down. I asked him 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'"

There not mine!

I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said, "You've been promoted". And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again". And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said, "You're managing director". And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said, "What happened to you?" And I said, "I careered off the road".

ok then you fickle fillies What about this one? A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy

Wanna bet? And is that you in your avatar because if it is, you are very sexy with your wig and false tache on!!! Wig? False tash?? Both real and took ages to grow.

i bet snoops and catmag are sitting giggling away

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

burgers in buns with chopped onions and tomato sauce. bloody gorgeous

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6376594 Arnt dogs great?

i reckon he'll be here until the end of the season tbh. Fat freddie will then spend all next summer BEGGING big al to come in only to leave it til the last week of the transfer window to appoint someone else.

Do sequels cause you a lot of problems? Shut it !

As bad as the other 2? I've heard even worse. This is just a throwaway comment to piss me off. Grow the fuck up. The film was good, HOWEVER it's for fans or people who have seent he first 2 at least only. It's the final installment of a trilogy. You wouldn't watch Return of the Jedi before Star Wars would you? It raised several questions for me as a fan though, so I'll have to watch it again. Although I was a little disappointed when the director said it made Saw 2 look like a Disney film, as it didn't really. But Shawnee Smith was absolutely fantastic in it. Tobin Bell was also very competent as Jigsaw. Brock I really like the first two, in particular the twist element to each one but on this one it didn't have me on edge like the other's and I thought the whole twist thing was pretty shite to say the least. I saw it coming a mile off which was disappointing. Still thought it was an alright film though.