Lazarus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo HUH? 'I feel like ive been missing out on life' 'What part of life'? 'Life - like things and.... ....things'. HUH?

As am I. As is about half of Tyneside. 173944[/snapback] Gemmills half Irish? Didnt know that.

It is a bit of an arse wading through loads of 'extra' threads. not that i'm complaining

a gram ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/default.stm So we wont be signing Bridge then.

Would be a laugh if he chose us over them.

that car bonnet one goes from 'hiya i need a bonnet for ma motor' to 'i'll take a hammer to you' in about 5 seconds

when you call, say "I'd like to be put through to a call centre based in England" if he refuses tell him that because of his non-compliance you will burn his village just like your great grand father did.. 173712[/snapback] Are you prince philip?

i dont think you could deposit it. the banks tell HMRC that such and such a person have a certain amount in their accounts. a sudden deposit of £1m would have HMRC asking why tax hasnt been paid on it. £1m cant be explained away as a lottery win or even 'a good day at the horses'. assuming the cash was unmarked and the serial numbers werent being tracked youd probably be able to spend very slowly and extremely carefully. you couldnt give any of it away either. tough one

when i was walking to school one morning (maybe 15 years ago now) i cut across a field and right in the middle of the field was a brand new 4x4 with the drivers door wide open, the keys in the ignition and no one to be found. Just appeared to have been abandoned. i looked in the car, looked into the field and thought i saw some movement by some trees ahead, so i turned and walked. if i found a case full of cash - i'd be temped but alarm bells would ring like mad in me head.

Cleanliness isn't a bad obsession tbf. That isn't being held up by gel, is it Swiis Tony? 173311[/snapback] its not cleaniness he's obsessed with - its the 'night beforers' No gel for me. Doing your hair is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First , you have to give your canister a good hard shake..........

Obsessed!

Theres some serious liver damage going on this thread. When i was younger going out and getting pissed was the most important thing in the world to me. Then i realised i was working so that i could afford a hangover. Dont drink at all now. Dont miss it either.

Acoording to Martins agent he's not on the market.

40% chance of being locked up for 15years with £5m to show for it? No way.

Sgt. Ernie Savage: Good morning, Sergeant Major. Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is? Next day: Sergeant Ernie Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant! Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: What are you a fucking weatherman now?

Rather pogo to work than use public ransport.

You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches.

Despite my redheadedness Ive not heard this before and Ive never been flashed by a trucker, but I have had one pull his horn for me though, it nearly knocked me off my feet! 173022[/snapback] Euphenism tbh

Anyone know where the local 'gingers anonymous' support group is?

Does strawberry blonde count?

Jizz away lads.