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Lazarus

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  1. i bite the top off and felch the insides out.
  2. does that mean I think they're glow-y and shit? yes does it mean I wan't my little fella to cosy up to the little fella in her? no I am more protective and think they have an aura about them, but I THINK FUCKING PREGNANT WOMEN IS WRONGO is it that fucking hard to comprehend? jaysus cried buckets tbh. 172892[/snapback] Dunno if youve got a lass but if she told you she was preggers - you'd happily stop shagging her for 9 months?
  3. NSFW. http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/9252/00105nh1.jpg
  4. 1st one dont work and the second pic is fucking tiny!.
  5. NSFW. http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/6698/lisa2wd4.jpg
  6. Hank Evans: Vagiclean, "huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco? Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me? Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
  7. class that. he also did another comedy called 'the super'.
  8. Actually thats a good idea. The first bit anyway. 172561[/snapback] yep - see how many pics of wimmin you can get wearing your toon top.
  9. Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this? Thunder: Who? Jack Burton: Jack Burton... ME!
  10. 'Big trouble in little china' cand 'heartbreak ridge' are full of great quotes.
  11. No moaning about the subs? i could reccommend a few more asian films if you want?
  12. Ah, Laz, a man after me own heart I couldn't get enough of mrs hips when she was pregnant - hubba hubba Pregnant women in general look really attractive Anyone got the pic of that actress (name escapes me....GI Jane/Striptease) that was on the cover of a magazine a few years back?? Hubba hubba Question: would it be considered porvorted to subscribe to 'Pregnant Mother Monthly' magazine???? 172313[/snapback] YES! You sick fuck! 172314[/snapback] Takes one to know one
  13. Patently been waiting for some pics!!! 172302[/snapback] You are? Hit SMO up then. 172304[/snapback] Not me, dimwit!!!! As to your suggestion, maybe Laz should leave a message in a newspaper at a railway station perhaps?? 172305[/snapback] I could go down to Wallsend Metro Station in the morining.......
  14. Where'd the penises bit come from in the title?
  15. It was Christmas fergawdsake! Only headband I wear now is to tie me hair back so it wont get in me eyes playing hockey. 172288[/snapback] tbh 172294[/snapback] Spitting tbh.
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