Brock Manson

Has a moustache?

Not very fashionable tbh.

Not only that but it was his first goal in 4 years!!!

His goal was just brilliant. Last 10 minutes, handball in the area, penalty. Shouts of "GIVE IT TO MURTY" around the ground, Murty steps forward. For some reason there was a delay as the ref wasn't happy about something (QPR players arguing I think) and every single Reading fan in the stand (ok even I joined in) belted out: "M-U-R-T-Y! HE'S M-U-R-T-Y! HE KNOWS HE IS, HE'S SURE HE IS, HE'S M-U-R-T-Y!" Then he just takes a brilliant penalty and everyone goes fucking mental, and the mascot, Kingsley starts to leg it because the whole team is sprinting at him. Murts almost had his head off. So I'm in a good mood. New points record. Bring on the premier league. Would've been better if we'd beat Brum mind and my team hadn't got beat 0-1 in the hockey last night. Could've been more but I played a blinder. Er I'm digressing.

I have pain of the head after I drink alcoholic beverage.

What...the...fuck???

I wish he wouldn't keep being brought to my attention because nothing would please me more than to have his throat in one hand and my fist buried in his face. Just reminds me my chance of this happening is indredibly slim.

Metallica - Sad But True

He's had about 4 genuine penalties waved away this season. It's great.

People go on about how half his goals last year were penalties, but forget his skill won almost all of them. They weren't dives either. Hasn't done very well this season though. 129992[/snapback] The referees cottoned-on to the fact that he dives, thus he doesn't score so many.

I was awesome between the pipes last night and yet we still lost 1-0? What the fuck is wrong with my team? (Didn't even bring me off to get the extra skater for the last minute!)

Shouldn't it say "MC" on his tracksuit?

Cradle of Filth - Born In A Burial Gown

Children Of Bodom - Oops I did It Again (Britney cover)

Methinks a certain Albert Luque could've been useful for this match...

corner...

Owen on for Chopra... Come on Mikey

For fuck sake! GB 2 - 4 JAPAN

Creep Wasn't scary, wasn't entertaining, wasn't much of anything really. Ok for a rental I guess but could've been so much better... That said I did laugh at: "Jimmy give me a fag" "There's one between your fingers love"

Just got back from my usual walk down the village. Bought a coronation chicken sandwich and a toffee&pecan danish from the local baker's and then up to the Hop Inn where I rented Creep and got an ex-rental Blade 2 for £2.99! Get the ferk in. Ah and playing hockey this evening.

Unwritten Law feat. Sum 41 - Unwritten Christmas

Get him on a 5=year deal, 40k a week. Can't let him go it would be an absolut travesdy.

www.mia-movies.com Except be careful not to confuse "lesbian" with "gay". Scarred me for life.

Passion was obviously the key to Man City's surge in form during their 4 game losing streak. Whoever the new bloke is who's brought in, no matter how successful he he, he'll still be hounded. Especially if he's foreign.

Past it tbh.