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Swapping Haaland with Salah as captain yesterday was a genius move

He's ridiculous, made that 3rd goal look so easy when literally any other striker in this league would have struggled to get a shot away. He has a bit of an injury record but if they sort that out he's unstoppable. De Bruyne feeding him as well ffs

Absolutely brilliant signing

Can't wait for the meltdown when we lose our first Champions League semifinal.

Heard things got a bit testy at the medical

Even Eddie has has limitations as Murhpy and co proved yesterday.

We're trying to get rid of players the level of Longtsaff, Murphy and Ritchie mate not add to them.

Probably but Isak must have bought into what we're trying to do here like Bruno, Tripper, Botman. By all accounts the lad is a strong character and obviously fulfills Howe's massive balls criteria.

Would that mean no Maddison?

Its actually a 40% boost if you account for the minimum 20% negative impact Brucey's 'coaching' had on this squad.

Not an easy game that against dirty cunts. Decent performance and result.

Longstaff is a poor man's McTominay

Great analysis from the commentators. Questioning our players' mentality because Lascelles got a bloody nose

Ok so we HAVE started shitting ourselves

Proper elite mentality installed in the team here. We would have been shitting ourselves here a year ago. Now its 90% possession not really giving them a sniff.

Come on Wood man

Take that you dirty cheating pricks

Wtf referee? Is he blind? Hows that not a red?

Yup, our final connections to the championship days. Get rid

Oh dear me not this cup shite again please

Probably has been the plan all along, as some here have been saying the club could have decided to hold back till the last few days when a lot typically tends to happen and you're more likely to get a better deal. We're not used to Newcastle United operating in a well planned manner but thats what we are now. Not that the notion of someone in Saudi going 'feck this ffp thing lets have some fun' isnt amusing

Guy who writes for a living taken apart by Twitter trolls. How sad can you get and how sad are the Telegraph?

West Ham really aren't going anywhere though. Great last season but they're just as likely to be finish 15th than repeat it. If the hype about Paqueta is correct he needs to be more ambitious. Top 6 club or lets say a project in the works