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Utter genius 118879[/snapback] Aye but if he turns up and he's up for it, can I rule myself out of flogging the biscuits in the bogs at this early stage? 118882[/snapback] Is "flogging the biscuits" a Gemmillism for spanking the monkey ????

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh. 118875[/snapback]

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] DOH I was suggesting a place where "him" and The Mags paths probably crossed

Rockshots ??????

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie 118846[/snapback] Put the photo of his house and full mobile number on the web page and text the fucker the url. 118858[/snapback] Nice one. 118859[/snapback] Should find an "appropriate" forum and post the URL

Evidently the German press have reported that Ottmar farted today and it sounded like Tooooooon in a raspy sort of way. I guess the baord is inundated with the believers trying to divine what this arse-cheek portent means 118263[/snapback] Someone a little bitter after they were banned, surely not? 118271[/snapback] Not at all, there's hundreds of proxy servers available anytime I want

Evidently the German press have reported that Ottmar farted today and it sounded like Tooooooon in a raspy sort of way. I guess the baord is inundated with the believers trying to divine what this arse-cheek portent means

Goodness me, it could never happen on N-O! It's far too high-brow a place for this kind of childishness and anything that means that people can have a laugh gets instantly deleted. Imagine the bannings too! Nice of you to drop by and have a read anyway. Maybe you should slap your own mug for the moment of weakness you had when you actually came over here and read the thread. You should punish yourself tbh 117878[/snapback] Yep no sense of humour at N-O Jolly Jape-busters tbh

Aye until the photo is shown to be of your house

And the moral of the story is: A bunch of lads on an internet forum are more efficient at scam busting than the police !!! (and one hell of a lot cheaper) I expect Pud to retire soon with a bad back Bit of a worry really

Fuck off! I don't know what's worse - taking a photo of your own or someone elses. Good work anyway though. Oh and Wacky, I agree on banning J69. I'm not up for indiscriminate bannings but the lad is such a tool, I'd be all for it. 117671[/snapback] I could tell him the "secret" get banned password (or passphrase) if you want

Gets my vote, but only because of the legal implications of the fake website and posters

Well she did say she waxed

UPDATE! "THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED! I REPEAT - THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED!" I made that up by the way. 117547[/snapback] UPDATE ON THE UPDATE The MAGS and SKINHEED HAVE GONE INTO A TRAVEL-LODGE TOGETHER

You've done this before, haven't you? 117543[/snapback] No no no I was just erm.........thinking.......erm

Thinking about it, if your running a scam, your gonna have someone watching for the drop, and you aren't going to collect it until the dropee has gone. Should have a had a "dropper" and a watcher teamed up

Hmmmm a hoax of Pudesque proportions, maybe it was HTT all the time exacting his revenge

Phew - what relief, when I logged on this morning I was expecting to plough through about 20 new pages, but it was only 4 saved a good hour of my life

set up our own "fake" Bookmakers in Durham tommorow and con some guys to backing a horse which is a so called certain on the national...and take the cash.... 117376[/snapback] He wouldn't need to be a "fake" bookmakers to do that, real one's do it all the time

that stretch of road near the gala is a nightmare for drivers and nowhere to pull up at. Full of buses and bus stands. might be able to see the Library/Gala from the road where I described earlier but it'll be a bit of a distance. also 9.30 in the morning? what time does the library open in Durham? and ten minutes away...does she live in the Cathedral? Surely Sherburn Road is 15-20minutes away **Edit - you could actually pretend to leave the money in a book which doesn't actually exist!! 117272[/snapback] That'd make her a nun with a bad habit ..........................sound of wind and tumbleweed rolling by

Seriously, there isn't a font big enough to type how much of a bellend you're being. Can we stop giving him attention now and he might go away? No more replying to him. I've had the last word! 117150[/snapback] woah, chill out. im sorry to diss toontastics very own 'italian job'. il stop posting as its obvious you are all very protective over this plan. i realise now that im the one being immature here. ps. can i have her number so i can send her a picture of my cock as well please 117164[/snapback] 117171[/snapback] The height of Irony

It can't be the real whore then cos she's studying Fashion. I think you're a disgruntled ex whore who is have a bit of a deja-vu reading this thread tbh. Go back and pick some potato's you paddy twat. Can we not just ban her/him and get it over with? 117070[/snapback] Paddyophobia tbh

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc 117043[/snapback] Aye that's my attitude. Either way it's not really my concern when I peg it and although it's at fairly silly levels, it's still manageable. 117066[/snapback] Just get LOADS of it, and HEY PRESTO it's the banks problem not yours

So is this actually the daft cow? 117059[/snapback] Only way she can prove it is to post a new "exclusive" picture of herself I reckon