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Manc cunts winning

Well second best and that Eze is fucking running us ragged

The simple pass was to Isak dammit

A housemaid went into a hotel room after knocking and getting no reply, whlist in the room Ms Vorderman (countdown days) appeared from the bathroom. Aforesaid housemaid was friends with an acquaintance of mine and he took great delight in telling everyone that Ms Vorderman shaved her bits.

I would just like to point out that despite being RETIRED, I am a#3 back and sides and #4 on top (although thinning admittedly) Wahl Lithium-Ion for the clipper nonces

I have a vision of Wiki at work - We've got to install microwave ovens tiktok twat.

In between my househusband chores I'll try and squeeze it in !!!!

It's nice not having to think about work, but don't actually feel that retired tbh, have shitloads of outdoor "projects" I want to do but weather's been so shit it's all a non starter just now. So a bit bored/frustrated at the mo tbh. (Us old folks feel the cold) Bring on the sunshine and I'll maybe feel it a bit more 😃

You still got it ?? Would like to read it if you are willing. Oh and his final settling of accounts: (£1 12s 6p FFS)

We'll be going to his ceremony, battle of Loos doesn't get much coverage but had 61,000 casualties.

So, had confirmation from MoD that DNA comparison is positive, we've found my Great Uncle Gordon, remains recovery site shown below in red circle (now a major hospital). Next will be his interment service, full military honours etc. Likely next year 110 years to the day after he was killed.

Interviewed in the Stadium evidently and then arrested.

Well now !!

Now that fills me with dreads

Bah!!! Foiled again

I was in at the start as it happens, so keep your hair on

Wonder if match cam will have extended highlights an all

Our long range shooting should improve, they’ll all be curlers

He’s L’oreal deal

he’s head and shoulders above the other candidates tbh.

He’ll double up as conditioning coach

Twit t’

Get them telt Howmanscargillheyman

5. When challenged “Let’s take this offline”

Erm no, it’s supposed to be a car, an extremely expensive one at that.