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He doesn't really seem like the type to hack. What did he actually try to do ? Edit: perfection.

The two would transfer properties (like those balls now commonly decorating people's desks) - the unstoppable force would stop and become unmovable and the unmovable object would move and become unstoppable. 132800[/snapback] Nope, it's one of those unanwserable philosophy questions 132829[/snapback] If my answer doesn't work then the answer is that the two simply cannot co-exist.

The two would transfer properties (like those balls now commonly decorating people's desks) - the unstoppable force would stop and become unmovable and the unmovable object would move and become unstoppable.

Weeee've got Titus Bramble, He's better than Sol Campbell, So we sing, Sven drop King. La la la la la laa la.

Just to add to the already blinkered posts of the youth: Shilton Neville - Adams - Walker - Pearce Hoddle - Robson - Gascoigne - Barnes Lineker - Shearer Subs: Ferdinand, Le Tissier, Rooney This is based purely on who I've seen play so no Matthews, Charlton, Moore etc. Neville > Jones, Parker and Dixon.

Q. What if it was tied up in a parcel to stop the feathers separating ? (A parcel with a very small face at the bottom, so there would be lots of pressure.) A. You'd die. (Presuming the parcel was dropped from a sufficient height.)

3 Mins, 19 Secs today. But I thought I'd done worse. I like this game.

I got 3 Mins, 35 Secs. This is good ?

I was trying to turn it into which female poster was the prettiest and getting lots of photos on here but by missing out one word I've suddenly turned it into a bloke lovefest. Sorry.

For what it's worth, I think Sophie's pretty (in a very pixelly kind of way). Is she the prettiest poster on the board ? I think we need some sort of competition to find out...

Shaolin Soccer is fantastic, much better than Kung Fu Hustle I reckon. A Shot At Glory is the best 'real' footie film - Ally McCoist playing an ex-Celtic legend ? Genius !

He was only on loan to them this season and has just signed a two year deal. I doubt they'd sell. Or he'd really want to leave. Not with the possibility of Champions' League football...

That might be because eBaumsworld is rubbish. Click Don't click.

The latest one is better than 1 and 2 because it lets you actually control the player in a Sensible Soccer way.

No, the red Monster Munch flavour (Flamin' Hot ?) piss all over them tbh.

Nadine Coyle... 130655[/snapback] Apparently someone's offering to sell a naked video of Nadine Coyle to whoever pays the most for it. The video is from 1985, and shows Nadine's first few seconds of life, being pushed out of her mother's babyhole. 130669[/snapback] NAMBLA tbh.... 130675[/snapback] Sorry, what ? 130680[/snapback] NAMGLA then. Paedo's a paedo tbh. 130697[/snapback] Still...? (Explain what your letters mean.)

I half considered Arca, but I couldn't be bothered to find out how old he was. He seems like he's been there for ages. Anyone ?

I haven't seen one of these threads already, everyone seems to be obsessed with this World Cup nonsense at the moment... From the three teams that have been relegated, who do you reckon is good enough to poach ? I'd be quite interested in: Pennant. Whenever I've seem him he's looked quite decent with an amazing crossing ability. Young back up for Nobby ? Melchiot. Again, normally a good defender. I was quite surprised when he left Chelsea to join Birmingham. Better than Carr ? Upson. Not sure how well he's done this season but last season he was amazing. And our defence, if you hadn't noticed, isn't all that great. Forsell. A decent striker, too good for the Championship, better than Ameobi and Chopra ? No one from West Brom or Sunderland really take my fancy.

As it stands, Joe Cole is likely to play on the left every game. Downing, Etherington or whoever else goes to Germany will only be there as back up. These players aren't really proven internationals either. I reckon it makes sense, if someone's going along as cover, they should be able to cover more than one place. Sort of like an upgrade on Phil Neville.

At the moment I'm reading Pointless by Jeff Connor. He was given full access to East Stirlingshire last season (including the changing room on matchdays and board meetings) - I think it's great but it might be because I have an interest in the Scottish Third Division. It's written pretty well but proofread pretty poorly. I've also got a few other books on the go that I can't be bothered finishing at the moment. Craig Watson's The Battle for Hearts and Minds Ewan MacGregors's The Last Book You Read Joseph Heller's Catch as Catch Can Fran Beauman's The Pineapple

Nadine Coyle... 130655[/snapback] Apparently someone's offering to sell a naked video of Nadine Coyle to whoever pays the most for it. The video is from 1985, and shows Nadine's first few seconds of life, being pushed out of her mother's babyhole. 130669[/snapback] NAMBLA tbh.... 130675[/snapback] Sorry, what ?

Nadine Coyle... 130655[/snapback] Apparently someone's offering to sell a naked video of Nadine Coyle to whoever pays the most for it. The video is from 1985, and shows Nadine's first few seconds of life, being pushed out of her mother's babyhole.

For left midfield, why not Barry ? He's played there for donkeys for Villa and has the versatility to play in other positions (left back, centre back, central midfield) which is great to have on the bench. And he can (normally) take a decent penalty.

That photo was taken when Siobhan was still in the band. This means that it was taken at least five years ago and if you look back at most photos from that time you'll wonder why you fancied most people then. It also means that Keisha was only fourteen-sixteen at the time. More recently, she looks a lot nicer. She's got absolutely stunning eyes, lips look great, gorgeous face, great body. Sounds good to me. Edit: I have no idea what's up with Mutya's leg in that picture.

IF we do play the 4-5-1 that someone suggested earlier, I think I'd prefer to see Lampard just behind the striker. He's a better scorer and it allows Gerrard to play his glorious through balls for Owen. For the strikers, I'd take: Owen Crouch Bent Harewood With these strikers, I reckon we can easily get through the group stages. If it's likely that Rooney will be fit for the rounds after that, take him. Drop Jenas.