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I'm going to put my foot in my mouth and talk from my heart.

Stop it Paul, please!

They are putting words in his mouth when what he needs is cake.

You been bumming Mike like?

his company, not his penis.

he's just admitted it's too big for him.

"have you got a tiny penis Mike?"

Did he just say he's not on the game?

Is anyone recording this? It's like a one man pantomime.

It's a miracle we are in the Championship.

England football shirts don't sell well in Scotland. Mind blown.

is he going to drop dead tomorrow?

You would if you were operating way beyond your own capabilities. He is the Peter principle incarnate.

It's a hell of a performance anyway. I'd love to see him on The Crystal Maze.

"I'm making this up now, by the way" No shit you fucking mess.

Stress related heart attack live on TV?

One of the richest men on Earth.

He's basically begging now. Fuck me, have some dignity you knacker.

'People don't naturally fill forms in'

Is his general defence, of an as yet unasked question, 'it is really big'? That panel probably earn 1% of what he does and are collectively 1000 times the intellect. Depressing really.

Where can I place a bet on him crying? He's fucking all over the place.

He's stayed out the way and let Lee do the talking. Oh.

His analogies for describing a business are those of an 8 year old.

He is stupid. Ruthlessness does not require intelligence. Who are the cunts who let this man own NUFC?

Is he gonna start crying?