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They blow hot and cold like a half decent hairdryer. Not that I expect anything like, just wanted to mention hairdryers.

Going to batter these now.

Next match thread requires similarly abusive tone. Could've made the difference.

Hugs all round then. The agony continues.

Shiny beige Alan Whicker suit, thank you.

Deal.

Deluded beyond belief. If we win this I'll meet Fish for a cuddle.

Darlow should play rush.

He should put a Caulkin it.

6' x 6' £44 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/30mm-Luxury-Astro-Artificial-Grass-Lawn-Garden-Turf-FREE-DELIVERY-/361111933189?var=&hash=item5413f2d105:m:mhJJCykZG6KNyeqIejBt5GA

Coincidentally, I'm also going Toulouse tomorrow.

Feel for him as he's just going through the motions, he will know that a win tomorrow is our last faint hope. Hopefully the fans have a really good game, don't concede early and find a couple of quality goals to boost their confidence.

Friends of mine, so-called friends of mine, have been sending me this story and tut-tutting about the poor form from the club. These are the same SCFs that I have been ranting to about what an UFC MA is for the best part of a decade. This makes me realise that once relegated we will drift yet further from the spotlight being on what he has done to the club, and it'll just be accepted that we are a hugely followed shitheap run by a twat in a lower league. He will be made to squirm less, not more. FFS.

Fish would make a cracking priest.

I think the video makes that quite plain.

We needed the A-Team.

Does this predate Phoenix Nights?

oh aye. ta. Fuck.

NUFC: Sat 16.04.2016 Swansea City (h) 3pm) 3 Tue 19.04.2016 Man City (h) (7.45pm) Sky 0 Sat 23.04.2016 Liverpool (a) (3pm) 0 Sat 30.04.2016 Crystal Palace (h) (3pm) 1 Sat 07.05.2016 Aston Villa (a) (3pm) 3 Sun 15.05.2016 Spurs (h) (3pm) 1 8 points, 33 total SAFC: Sat 16.04.2016 Norwich City (a) (12.45pm) BT 1 Sun 24.04.2016 Arsenal (h) (2.05pm) Sky 0 Sat 30.04.2016 Stoke City (a) (3pm) 1 Sat 07.05.2016 Chelsea (h) (3pm) 0 Wed 11.05.2016 Everton (h) (7.45pm) 1 Sun 15.05.2016 Watford (a) (3pm) 3 6 points, 33 total NCFC: Sat 16.04.2016 mackems (h) (12.45pm) BT 1 Sat 30.04.2016 Arsenal (a) (5.30pm)* Sky 0 Sat 07.05.2016 Man United (h) (12.45pm) BT 1 Wed 11.05.2016 Watford (h) 7.45pm) 3 Sun 15.05.2016 Everton (a) (3pm) 0 5 points, 36 total Relegated on goal difference. Had to force myself to put in a couple of wins for us.

I've never had a piss.

He looks like he could care less.