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Bit unkind to mum & dad.

We all remember the first time.

This is the first weekend in several I don't have firm plans. I might be working or I might be playing boules. I won't be watching the match though.

If you're leaning towards that then maybe get your own place sooner rather than later.

But can he do it on a humid night in the Bernabéu?

Just a small joke. I'm actually only on TS8.

I shared with my ex from Oct 14 (cessation date) to July 15. I started seeing TS14 in March 15. You can do it Strawb lad.

It's Brighton mate, huffy puffs aal awar!

Basically made with bits found in the ground but costing the earth.

Self cert & recently switched to limited company, also house is made of bungaroosh. Had to get 5 builders out before I got the report I wanted to give the lenders. Nosey cunts.

Tiki taka tapas patatas bravas OLE!

Just taken me 2 months to get a mortgage. Hoping the sale goes quicker than that.

Has there been any tits yet this series?

Aye, tell the him not to take it FFS.....asking to go down.

Oof. Now that's horrible.

You said Swansea had thrown in the towel in January. Your words are like dead centipedes falling into baby's breast milk.

At least you've not had to lie about having Bad AIDS.

yes please.

Melatonin is pretty good.

Pot Noodle?

So will I tbf.

Just saw this, nay idea if it works. http://themindunleashed.org/2016/05/boil-bananas-before-bed-drink-the-liquid-and-you-will-not-believe-what-happens-to-your-sleep.html

yeah, shut your faces and stop posting messages on a message board.

Tom Hanks would obviously back Wilson tbf.