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Before you live down that leotard.

Bring on the fucking Mankems!

As-Salamu Alaykum

101 mins ffs!

Aye, that'll dee.

FUCKING HAVE THAT, I TOLD YOU!

2-0 man. Get on with it.

Help us Obertan Kenobi, you're our only hope.

OBERTAN! BELIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS!

You should have shit in his butter, shiiiit in his buuuuter

Fuck off Drogba you Caribbean Queen.

Fuck off man, we'll win this 2-0

Break his fucking legs Perch.

get up Tiote you big puff

Fucking great this. Where were these dickheads on Saturday?

fucking hell! Ba hits the bar.

nice play Ba

nice dive by Guti.

Yes, and his spectacular goals ratio is higher than Shearer's so far.

We're pissing on the pensioners.

Very small (often bedroom) developers. Games cost as little as 80msp. Some of them are pretty good.

Ranger? Bollocks!

Didn't we beat them there last season?

I'd stick to the instructions religiously for your first 2 or 3 batches, don't start dropping in dandelion and coconut till you've earned your stripes. I used to also make wine when I was a student, just got whatever was cheap and fermented it - strawberry jam, rice, sweetcorn (turned out a bit like shit bourbon). Generally the longer you left in the bottle the better it got, this also seemed to be true with beer. Good luck!