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Read somewhere some fans have kicked off this is disrespectful from Ashley. The bananas in pyjamas wasn't great but kicking off at a shade of red ffs. Wasn't it one of our old colours anyway?

Our season has put a canny premium on even our less able players, this mob will be trying to cash in on that while obviously trying to resist losing the big stars. I imagine a mixture of relief and disappointment on outgoings but a pleasing influx. I'd accept losing Ba if we can hang on to Cisse. Of course I don't want us to lose any players, but think it is deluded to believe we can always hold on to everyone. I hope we can keep our superb midfield together. We need 2 defenders. If Wilson goes I think Perch can do that job as ably, but we need a proper CB. I'm not unhappy with Santon persisting on the left but it would be good to have more cover/options in that corner. I think we'll feel in the black after the summer, but I expect a disappointment. Maybe that's a better place to be than expecting a marquee signing. Managing expectations is a subtle art, but it can serve all well.

"Does erm, anyone know how to make these grapes into karaoke juice?"

Okay okay. How about a sideline in poppers then?

Of course it would, you'd be like Odysseus resisting the Sirens every day. You'd become a god of will power.

You should set up a Greggs franchise in the car. I've often thought there should be a minibar in cabs. Get a hot pie stand for punters. You'll be on Look North in no time.

Thanks. They claim to have posted it 2 days ago.

The full journey; Atari 2600, ZX Spectrum, Atari ST, Gameboy, Atari Lynx, SNES, N64, Dreamcast, PC, PS2, GBA, Gamecube, PSP, Wii, Xbox 360. I think the last 5 years is the longest on one system. Where the fuck is next gen?

150-1

Fucking hell. RIP

Just posted by United for Newcastle;

aye

Aaaaw. See this is what this place needs, more lovely.

If we only get to semi then we've not gone ballsdeep. Think that's about right though, but I'd say top 6 again.

Preordered this after enjoying the demo. Released today and it's not fucking here. Wankers. What's the fucking point of pre-ordering if you can get it quicker in the shops? I'll snipe them good.

Sol's a better racist?

I didn't write that. That's not funny anymore guys.

Now you're talking, let us all alter each other's posts. Anarchy FTW.

A fair point, I actually enjoy the vast majority of derailments. A thread about Ameobi ending up being a discussion of childhood farting incidents is part of the appeal of the place.

What mood are you in and why? Who gives a fuck?!

Consider me stopped.