Craig

First and foremost I'd make sure my kids never have to worry about money throughout their lives (probably by setting up some sort of annual equity release trust fund from when they turn 18). Next on the list would be to ensure all debts are paid and find myself the dream house and then with the rest set myself up with a similar scheme to the kids whereby I can live very comfortably each year, but still be making a mint on what is left in the bank. Would I work? Probably in some way or another, yes. I'd get bored shitless after a while if I didn't...

I can't see anyone spending that kind of money on him ! 144110[/snapback] Expect us to make a bid of £20m next week then!

Testa Mora? 144064[/snapback] Aye, that was her. The straw that broke the camel's back. 144076[/snapback] Surprise, surprise.... That woman would test the patience of a saint - professional WUM tbh

Testa Mora?

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I just found it extremely rich that Sezer was calling Richard a bully when you see the way he was laying into him - it was very intimidating and I'd hate to have been in that position. He was wrong to hide the grog but fair play to him, he admitted that straight away. I wouldn't blame him for walking and the producers must be cacking the thought of 4 leaving within 2 weeks..... I don't think there's any coincidence that he tore into Richard because it was involving Imogen either. A case of trying to impress the lady - I wonder if he'd been as vocifierous if it had been someone like Glyn...

The bloke who pays for all this!

A hillbilly farmer who wanted a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer asked, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces". he lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes I have 40 acres". The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?" The farmer Said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays". The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deer". The lawyer said, "No, I mean have you got a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yep, I got a grudge, but it's more like a shed, that's where I park the John Deer". The lawyer, becoming frustrated, said "Does your wife beat you up or anything like that?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4.30 am". The lawyer then asked, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that there is the reason I want a dayvorce".

You mean it's sad you only have a copy and not any originals? I'd expect any self respecting muso to have them all in some form or another. 143914[/snapback] They're all legit and bought! Maybe it's not so sad then

Dare I even remind you of the days when you said all Radiohead's stuff was shite? I don't know if it's a sad thing or not, but I own a copy over every single one of those albums in the top ten

Cheers for filling us in even if you are blatantly just blinding us with science. 143827[/snapback] Whereas if I'd said that, you'd have simply replied with "dweeb"

Went well then?

Another thread goes waaaaaaaaaaaay off topic!

i hope to god he doesnt do that in the world cup 143174[/snapback] broken link Anyone else got the gif? I've heard it's legendary!

He sweats like a necrophiliac in a graveyard tbh...

Personally I find the short-haul domestic flights the worst of the worst. From experience I've found a as a general rule, the further you're travelling, the more comfortable and more relaxed I feel... 143387[/snapback] Personally I have to say that really is utter bollocks. The further you go the longer you are on the metal tube of death. 143390[/snapback] Absolute horse-shit! Do Southampton to Edinburgh in a BAE 1-11 and then tell me a Boeing is worse! Further you go, the bigger the plane and therefore the smoother the journey. I bet you're one of these freaks who reckons a Fiat Panda offers the same comfort as a Bentley, aren't you Renton?

Personally I find the short-haul domestic flights the worst of the worst. From experience I've found a as a general rule, the further you're travelling, the more comfortable and more relaxed I feel...

A winch?

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it. 143334[/snapback] Put the Fish on the other side of the aisle as counter balance! 143336[/snapback] Counter balance?! Flying round in circles tbh. 143337[/snapback] Should create a decent centre of gravity mind

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it. 143334[/snapback] Put the Fish on the other side of the aisle as counter balance!

Nice.... Next time you're sampling a nice bottle of red and you think you see bits of cork float in it, think again........

The worst that can happen is you suffer a protracted, painful, terrifying death, but if that happened you'd have the benefit of becoming a toontastic legend! 143321[/snapback] You wouldn't feel a thing though! (© RobW 2006)

unless you're a heathen like me and enjoy red wine cold too Funny how tastes change, i'd never touch red wine, thought it all tasted like vinegar....(though i know some really do) , i now love the South African and Californian wines. But the best red i've tried was from Limassol, Cyprus. 143298[/snapback] Cypriot wine? Fuck off! 143302[/snapback] Remember that little point that she drinks the stuff cold!

Not old enough to drink it, let alone appreciate it! 143284[/snapback] It's too dry and urgh it's just horrible stuff. Stains too. 143288[/snapback] Best stick to Kia Ora for a while, eh Brock??

Not old enough to drink it, let alone appreciate it!