The Fish

Celebrated with some whisky. Woke at 4 by my lad having a nightmare. Hungover and exhausted. Couldn't give a fuck cos WUHGONNAWINTHECHAMPIONSLEEEEEEEG

To your ear, I'd never sound Geordie, to the untrained ears of a Manc I sound like the Geordiest Geordie that ever Geordied

I e bot read a lick of this thread. I'll do it tomorrow when I'm so ER and not on my phone

I know I might be biased, but I think Liverpool might be a pack of entitled bellends.

Aren't we all?

"sporting integrity"

My mate is saying the exact same fucking thing. A delusion shared is a delusion fucking quattuortupled.

Only when on the phone to mates back home after they rebuke me with a hearty "Hoo man, wot're torkin like a poof fer?" Mind, even after I settle into the comfortable rhythms of the North East colloquialisms, I still can't convince them to try English Tapas or Marvel's latest heroics.

More like nobody feels they've earned me.

Don't worry about it, I get the same. When I lived in London I was 'Northern', not Geordie, just Northern. I figured their ears weren't attuend to the various accents so I let it slide. Now I'm in Cheshire and I still have a "Northern" accent. I guess I'm just a social chameleon.

As Rayvin apologies go, this is among the very worst I've seen. Piss Poor I'd say.

The thing is, they've looked like that for a few years. This season, Sheffield and Luton look knocking bets to go down, which only leaves 1 spot that 3-4 teams will want to avoid. Everton, Bournemouth, Burnley and Wolves might be the ones fighting for survival at the minute, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Fulham join that mess. To be fair Bournemouth and Burnley have faced much, much better opposition than Luton and Everton so far. (21,22 and 24 are the 3 promoted sides) This is number of teams played from each band and points from those games

Where does the Premier League stand now? (redandwhitekop.com)

Everton's next home games are; Bournemouth, Brighton, Man Utd, Newcastle and Chelsea Away games Liverpool, West Ham, Palace, Forest That toffee's gonna get toxic.

They've had 4 home games in the league, and lost them all. They've faced Sheffield and Luton and taken 1 pt from them. For a team who're likely going to be down there you want to be winning your home games, and beating the other relegation candidates.

Everton's PSxG is 10.3 and they've conceded 12, so it's not like Pickford is being beaten by absolute worldies. Brentford are in bigger trouble, conceded 10 from 6.7.

"How can we try and make out like we're the victims in all this"

We're gonna need a bigger boat. These graphs show we're mint, Fulham are doing better than they should be, Everton are playing better than their results show.

Hard to supervise something that hasn't happened, old fella.

Jeez that's harsh, Ewerk is right there man! tbstbs

Look, some days you want a steak, other days you just fancy a kebab.

I can't help you with a bike shed, but I swear someone's got the coordinates of a bacon shed...

Odours do tend to follow the source around. Next time try having a shower before you migrate.