The Fish

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Given that she admits liking vibrators shoved up her arse, it's hard to see how she could be less innocent. 147795[/snapback]

TORA TORA TORA!

with runners we needn't play the ball up to Rooney's head or chest, we can play to feet from Cole, Lennon and Gerrard. Beckhams long passing can take advantage of any gaps that Lennon and Cole can get themselves into.

Japanese are wont to shoot from 35 yards anyway, with this ball and your shoddy 'keeper.. we could see a lot of spectacular shots and a couple of stonking goals. ya spigging gallah

viscera good word. word of the day ataf

Absolut is smoother that Smirnoff. Fact-omatic

she's a lot less innocent than she'd like to have us believe.

Dad once told me that pidgeons will move out of the way of your car, so you needn't swerve. so when my girlfriend was driving down the road and two pidgeons were sat in the middle of the road I assured her that she didn't have to swerve out the way cos the birds would move. I was wiping the blood and feathers off the windscreen for about five minutes which was coincedently the amount of time it took for wor lass to stop crying.

alex, even your ill educated tastebuds would be able to tell the difference between Smirnoff and Absolut Kurant... one is normal vodka and one tastes like black currant vodka...

righto was worried you'd been exposed to porn at such a tender age, imagine the scandal!! 147759[/snapback] I'd worry more about your own kid TR apparently he reads this board AND You and Mr Raider habitually watch scat films whenever he's out the room!

off to watch the Aussies and Japs... in half an hour wrong thread I think our midfield is our strongest position, I think we should make the most of it by putting the emphasis upon it. Rooney can link with Cole, Gerrard and Lennon in a 4-5-1 if Lampard and Beckham could be disciplined and remain in front of the back four we could play a 4-5-1 without the ball and a 4-2-3-1 when we're on the attack...

hear that TR? He's legal in a couple of months

aleetlike, the only way Smirnoff could be better than Absolut is if it was a competition to find the pikey-est of the "quality" vodkas.... then Smirnoff would be better at being crap! behave yoruself woman, talk about G'n'T or Archers and Lemonade... you know something you might know something about!

not had Stalichnya on it's todd, had it in cocktails, but I don't think I can really make any judgement on it. I'll buy a bottle however, give it a whirl. Absolut Kurant on the rocks is awesome though.

are become incredibly accurate with a boomerang?

it's not that Sorin in particular is a player that is threatening, simply that he can provide support, and outlets to their attacking players.

Absolut is the best Vodka I've ever tasted.

needn't bother shooting seagulls, just load up bread with Aspirins or is it paracetemol?

means we're pretty static on the right, would allow Sorin to get forward more often.

wasn't it hggcraig or someone...... steveintoon... I forget..

no chance of knicking him from Barcelona? could tell him Newcastle are the "Barcelona of the North" and that we're playing in the Intertoto cup, the "Champions League of the North" and we play at St James' Park, the "Maracana of the North"

... now where do I recognise this posting style from...