The Fish

My Sisters Husband still plays warhammer. he's 30 odd, goes to Birmingham for a big convention and runs his own games and the like... the great thing he mocks me for being passionate about football, saying it's "just a game"... it doesn't help that he's arrogant without reason about as forward thinking as Polpott and as charismatic as a rancid turd.

will be pleased to know Kojak knew it was Gus the barman all episode... can now sleep soundly as Excalibur is gone

Hi I'm Kojak

isn't the Excaliber that Kojak is searching for, but I'll be watching him until the episode finishes.... just in case.

squealed

You blew your wad in the other thread to be honest Jonny I still want a tattoo I think I'll get Angelic Scipt markation... probably Gabrielle.. apparantly he's my very own Arch-Angel I was out last night... I probably posted something massively embarrassing... anyway we got hammered and ended up in a club, at the end of the night I gave my mate the tickets for the cloakroom. We get split up and instead of waiting for him outside Iget it into my vastly inebriated head that I should just start walking home. I get home, eat a sandwiche fall asleep all nice and happy, so when he comes round to mine with a fat lip, my jacket and story to tell I worry. turns out on his way home he stopped at a fast food joint and was listening to my iPod that I'd left in my jacket, as he left these guys jumped him and took my iPod, his phone and his money. the point of this isn't an "awww poor Fish" but a "Jesus, friends are good things to have." despite him getting beaten up and robbed he's buying me a new iPod (against my insistance) because he felt it was his fault, for not being more careful and street wise. I want a way of saying thankyou. so any ideas? (This isn't a Jonny nufc windup thing by the way) oh and Lou

has never lost a thumb war

he's a nut bar, the less you watch the less the impact on your life

nice I might be inebriated...

has an extensive record collection, with is as expansive as his waistline.... amazing I know!

nope not 19 mate, bit older than that. also I didn't say that he was pre-pubescent, I said the rant was. But I guess that's just semantics. nice try though bloody Daniels eh?

I don't know mate I don't get it myself, thought it was going to be cwelebrities, but it's just filled with the kind of people who have to remind people that they were famous once. "Don't you remember me? I was that politician who railed against the war in Iraq despite it being unclear as to what my relationship with....." "Don't you know who I am? I'm that slapper who slept with the England Manager..." "I was in a band called Style Council, then a pitbull savaged my face and groinal area leaving me horribly disfigured and sexually ambiguous and quite quite mad....." it's "Waaah waaaaah waaaah I wanna be famous" and the more that watch it the more shows like this will come.

is pretty fly for a white guy

pedant

puts the lotion on it's skin

conversation

... they're all no marks tbh. that is surely the point? but at least the GLC are no marks that make me laugh at times.

talking to a guuy who said that the guy from GLC kicked the no-mark and Jodie Marsh out of bed. good on him I say

Wannabe

knows damned well I make no secrecy about it and is a harlot of an unabashed degree

I think they use the term rape to discribe inappropriate sexua l activities. Rape doesn't just have to be non-consensual prenatrative sex.

I think I made Jonny nufc cry. I totally agree with Meenzer here by the way, sex between a 16yr old lad and his 28 yr old boyfriend is as imoral and rightly illegal as sex between a 15yr old girl and a 28yr old man. It smacks of persuasion and coersion in my eyes. To NAMBLA try to spin the facts to suit their own dubious claims that it's mutual, I've only one question, if it's because they're in a loving relationship and it's with boys they respect so much.... why can't they wait a couple of years til the poor bugger is of legal age?

should show me, where on that page, is there evidence to support his rather bold claim no mention of eyeing up or off, my poor misguided antipodean hippy friend

I'd definitely go for the second option mate, it shows commitment, it shows determination and it shows responsibility.also, if you get the job you'll be able to pull a couple of sickies because they'll presume you must be on deaths door if you're staying off, I mean hell, you came to the Interview with the flu!!!

made a comment that was sexually driven and the whole world was astounded (and it's eying up, )