The Fish

my, you're an idiot I'll spell it slowly

testicular fortitude is the difference

sucks at this thread... you should really give up the reigns to someone who can drive this thing... khay, sammynb... hell even a girl (Mags) has more prowess in this arena than you do... but I'm sure with all your internet speak and clever clever use of ascii you'll prove me righ... wrong. I meant Wrong of course I meant wrong nanny, I wouldn't be mean to one of Gods "special" people....

I once trapped a spider bewteen two panes of glass... does that count?

no I don't have pets because I'm a Student and as such must spend what little money I earn on important things like dog food and flea powder.... I won't waste it on an animal

to point out that Sima STILL doesn't get this thread

finds joy in his ability to answer many threads and while part of me mocks him for the pedantry, must also tip my hat in recognition of the phase I went through when I was equally stupid and base

laugh mockingly at the uber-cyber-guy

makes like I care enough about internet "speak" to decipher his little smiley face litter that peppers this screen

to point out that Sima fails to get this threads mandate as well

should "join" sexually and romatically , with an Crocodile and finally put pay to the theory that "You only hurt the ones you love"

not being funny pud, but is a cat worth it? I know they've got the whole independent buddy thing going on, but I've never found em particularly charismatic and as easily replaced as say... a chair

cannot possibly be asking me, the purveyor of prosecution to go lightly upon Sima, he who is without sense, judgment or morals???

the hardest part was get the slap-ee and slapp-er to hold the pose where hand meets face long enough for the box browny Rob was sporting, to develop the photo...

leaves me with no choice but to remind him that dealing with Sima is similar to dealing with vagrants, once you acknowledge their existence those pikey focks will not leave you alone... well at least under the old faithful blunderbus swaps flesh for shrapnel and their ass jingles when they run from the long arm of the law

alex and craig both fighting over who has to be associated with Gol.... If I were a betting man I'd wager Gol should not be too happy with this turn of events

has overinflated delusions of mediocrity

point out that Sima makes little sense. also I'd like to say at this time of day, g'night Happyface, may your face be happy forever

should really learn court ettiquette and bow before a superior.

though he made proper and justified reference to Family Guy, he did so outside of the rules and as such forgoes any benefits from this turn, he should relinquish control of the giffle and pass the Sham to the player on his left.... of course this puts me in Jiffy and I guess I'll have the batting average set to 0 because of the pos that preceded Sima's... Ok... I got this one... I Force the issue and make it so that the poster above must start the Mornington Crescent Thread by my dropping Jiffy, pushing Don Juan to catholicism (small 'c') and tipping my cap to..... oh, lets say... Mo

well I got dfrunk then follwoing this post I realised that toonraider was a woman. it was the red wine and batht hing that tipped the scales if I'm honest

can't touch this na na na nana na-na na-na can't touch this

Kiera is jaw droppingly beautiful in real life. mate of mine was an extra on Pirates, played random squealy running away girl from the town, I was her guest at a "reunion" thing and the big stars made a passing visist before buggering to someonewhere far more impressive, but my lordy dear, she is stunning

can't abide the clues that point to the reality that I'm far the better poster than he... for while Sima might post frequently and follow guidelines and strictures that place him within the boundaries of contemporary contributors to this board, he lacks the originality and focus of frak that would truly raise him above the drivel that I have to endure day to day.... if he were to succesfully defeat me in Dr Seuss I may cede ground...

you should all think about what kind of example you set younger members