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I read in the Lonely Planet there's about 600,000 people on Crete and 1m+ guns I've been to Crete like, went to this place for a trip called the Samarian Gauge, beautiful place like but fuck me, I saw this scorpion, and shit mesel, easily the claimed size of J69's cock. Murder for creepy crawlies the greek isles. Was going to do that walk when I was there until I realised it was a four hour drive and the trip was heading off at 4 am to miss the worst of the heat. I did a smaller, much quieter gorge walk though that came out at this beach (Ayiofarango or something - it means Holy Gorge). It was amazing. I did it on my own as wor lass wasn't having any of that when she could be sunning herself. It's a really beautiful place. The inland mountains look a bit like the Lakeland fells, although they're a canny bit bigger. I love how everywhere you go they give you a shot of Raki and have one with you. We went to this place at about tea time for a coffee / ice cream and as it was quiet (think the lass working there was bored) the waitress had about 3 shots with us in the space of half an hour. I'm definitely going back. I was just 11 years of age when I was there like but I remember how class that Samarian Gauge was it hasn't really got a comparison in this country, felt like being on Raiders of The Lost Ark well the last one I forget its name. As for where we stayed I think Chania was shite, and Heraklion was too built up for a beach holiday was pretty shite, was nee Paphos or Ayia Napa that's for certain. Heraklion was bombed during the war which is why it's such a clip now. Only really explored a small bit of Crete though as I was only there a week and it's so big / difficult to traverse with it being so mountainous. I stayed on the south coast. I've read about other places / seen photos that look amazing though. Elafonisi for example. I think in general in Greece it's best to get off the beaten track like. Aye there's a few modern monstrosities there like. There's a NUFC connection to Crete do you know what it is?

The only times I was ever offensive to you CT was when you were spouting your wank about Ashley. I'm so bored of the act I can't even be arsed to waste my time biting. I only do when I think it's someone who believes in what they're writing.

This from Deano on page 1. This should be the final nail in the coffin of this kid's credibility on this board. Utterly fucking idiotic particularly having listened to the interview. Its an internet forum and last I heard football was all about opinions. Picking on Kids credibility ffs Ok then, I think we'll sign Cristiano Ronaldo. That's an opinion, but it's as ridiculous as your choice in hats, and it has no place on a Newcastle United forum. Much like you. God it must have been dull back in the day when the clique just agreed with each other all day long. No wonder so many of you are big into cooking instead. Hardly any cliques on here. I always assumed Alex, Peter, Stevie, Chez, Manc-Mag, HF, Fish etc agreed with eachother but that's clearly bollocks when you look at any given thread. I think the problem you come up against is just that nobody ever agrees with you, as you're a cock 99.9% of the time. No offence, you just are. I doubt you'd be half as vocal face to face with anybody but have built yourself up an internet persona which is spiralling out of control. Oh dear, Im exactly the same in person because unlike you, I can manage to chat on without calling people cocks. But you enjoy your internet warrior role. I love the fact people chuck Stevie in as if to make something acceptable. Stevie used to be one of the most argumentative on here until he was "got at". As has been evident in other threads recently, there are plenty who agree with me and in particular agree that this place is on the skids because of "cocks" who prefer to snipe at peoples opinions rather than have a discussion. The sooner those types clear off and stick to their love-ins on twitter, the better imo. What!??!?! Shut up ya daft cunt! I argue as much as anyone else on here. I piped down a bit because I was reading back some of my posts, and I could be quite offensive without thinking about it. It's called having humility and decorum. I am exactly the same in person as I am on here, ask Mac he'll tell you am nee fake, I can't fake anything and I'm not an unknown quantity on here like some are, who will never meet anyone on here. I don't even know why I'm sticking up for myself being argumentative, but ask anyone who knows me, and they will tell you am like a dog with a bone when I've got a point to make. Probably my worst flaw in who I am, but at least I can acknowledge my flaws. What do you think yours are CT?

I read in the Lonely Planet there's about 600,000 people on Crete and 1m+ guns I've been to Crete like, went to this place for a trip called the Samarian Gauge, beautiful place like but fuck me, I saw this scorpion, and shit mesel, easily the claimed size of J69's cock. Murder for creepy crawlies the greek isles. Was going to do that walk when I was there until I realised it was a four hour drive and the trip was heading off at 4 am to miss the worst of the heat. I did a smaller, much quieter gorge walk though that came out at this beach (Ayiofarango or something - it means Holy Gorge). It was amazing. I did it on my own as wor lass wasn't having any of that when she could be sunning herself. It's a really beautiful place. The inland mountains look a bit like the Lakeland fells, although they're a canny bit bigger. I love how everywhere you go they give you a shot of Raki and have one with you. We went to this place at about tea time for a coffee / ice cream and as it was quiet (think the lass working there was bored) the waitress had about 3 shots with us in the space of half an hour. I'm definitely going back. I was just 11 years of age when I was there like but I remember how class that Samarian Gauge was it hasn't really got a comparison in this country, felt like being on Raiders of The Lost Ark well the last one I forget its name. As for where we stayed I think Chania was shite, and Heraklion was too built up for a beach holiday was pretty shite, was nee Paphos or Ayia Napa that's for certain.

Hexham haha "Oi Westminster, back post sahn!!"

I read in the Lonely Planet there's about 600,000 people on Crete and 1m+ guns I've been to Crete like, went to this place for a trip called the Samarian Gauge, beautiful place like but fuck me, I saw this scorpion, and shit mesel, easily the claimed size of J69's cock. Murder for creepy crawlies the greek isles.

My nose is like Sherwood Forest unless I pluck the fuckers, has been for years.

I know a bit about Italian culture, I studied the language for 3 years. The ones in the North are materialistic mugs. It's one of the wealthiest parts of the entire world Northern Italy. The North/South divide there is MUCH MUCH bigger than it is in England, but they're mainly all mugs. The ones in the far south are bamps and corrupt, the mafia runs the south and Sicilly (obviously) so much so, 13% of Italy's GDP is influenced by illegal activities. However not everyone is going to be arrogant, and people in places like Sardinia, you'll get the odd good one like Zola. Zola was under used by Italy, and Signori misused, he used to play on the left wing for them a lot of the time which is fucking ridiculous. Del Piero was a good number 10 too when he first came on to the scene. I've always liked the place tbh. The people are a good laugh. You can take the piss a bit with them and they get it. A bit like the Greeks. Although the Greeks are far bigger piss-heeds in my experience. I think they are arguably the most mental good guys in the world. They are fuckin total heed the baals though, far more intense than us. I think they're great. So friendly but definitely a bit off the wall, to put it mildly. Athens is obviously a different kettle of fish to the islands etc. (although they're often very different from each other too). It's a great place to go on holiday if you want to chill out. I'm a bit gutted I won't be going this year tbh. I think they are too, but they're just fuckin mental. They passionately hate Albanians, for the size of the Greek population, they've been utterly swamped by them since the fall of communism, and the borders opened. Heard some right horror stories about them, a lass (I use this phrase liberally) in my company is Greek lived in Thessalonika her 11 year old son was out on his bike, and these 20 odd year old Albanians pushed the poor kid off his bike and fucked off on it. She said they're all criminal bastards.

Absolutely brilliant mood. Starting to look like Rocky in Siberia with this beard though, 7 days without a shave and its a problem, if I go 14 there's tiny hints of ginger (those pesky Irish genes) so it won't be staying.

I can just see you in a Detroit Lions cap like, and some grey t shirt with NYPD in big letters on the front, I really can.

Actually them dappers are too stylish for yee.

You should be flattered that such a figure of unparalleled wit and humour on this board finds it so funny... Says the man who admits to copying Danny Dyers fashion sense He copies me.

I know a bit about Italian culture, I studied the language for 3 years. The ones in the North are materialistic mugs. It's one of the wealthiest parts of the entire world Northern Italy. The North/South divide there is MUCH MUCH bigger than it is in England, but they're mainly all mugs. The ones in the far south are bamps and corrupt, the mafia runs the south and Sicilly (obviously) so much so, 13% of Italy's GDP is influenced by illegal activities. However not everyone is going to be arrogant, and people in places like Sardinia, you'll get the odd good one like Zola. Zola was under used by Italy, and Signori misused, he used to play on the left wing for them a lot of the time which is fucking ridiculous. Del Piero was a good number 10 too when he first came on to the scene. I've always liked the place tbh. The people are a good laugh. You can take the piss a bit with them and they get it. A bit like the Greeks. Although the Greeks are far bigger piss-heeds in my experience. I think they are arguably the most mental good guys in the world. They are fuckin total heed the baals though, far more intense than us.

I'd just say from the North if I was from Yorkshire.

Do you reckon the sweaties in general hate us, i.e. Geordies, more than your average white van driving, Sun reading southener does though? I don't. Not that I'm into regional prejudice that much. I hate everyone. I know Scotland really well, had family (non jocks) up there all my life. The borders area it's absolutely fine maybe 30% of people are English anyway, Eyemouth is great. Edinburgh I think there's a degree of nationalism, but it's full of absolute snobs called Hector and Finlay they're too stuck up about other parts of Scotland to hate us. Glasgow is a mental town there's a degree of understanding about us as most of them have had time at English trainstations with hungry and homeless signs, but the genuine hatred, and it is genuine starts North of Glasgow, me uncle encountered it for years in Dunkeld and the further north you go the worse it gets. Geordies are tolerated more than the rest of the English though definitely.

You should be flattered that such a figure of unparalleled wit and humour on this board finds it so funny...

I know a bit about Italian culture, I studied the language for 3 years. The ones in the North are materialistic mugs. It's one of the wealthiest parts of the entire world Northern Italy. The North/South divide there is MUCH MUCH bigger than it is in England, but they're mainly all mugs. The ones in the far south are bamps and corrupt, the mafia runs the south and Sicilly (obviously) so much so, 13% of Italy's GDP is influenced by illegal activities. However not everyone is going to be arrogant, and people in places like Sardinia, you'll get the odd good one like Zola. Zola was under used by Italy, and Signori misused, he used to play on the left wing for them a lot of the time which is fucking ridiculous. Del Piero was a good number 10 too when he first came on to the scene.

Aye. And Gullit tried to get him on loan too I think. Ba's hair was dyed blonde. Did West not play for someone in this country as well? He had a short spell at Derby and an even shorter spell at Plymouth. He used to be class on one of the champ man games, at the very start of the game you could get him on a free! Might have been 98. I can't recall! Other than that I've only seen him play in world cups. I remember in 98 when Nigeria finished top of their group and I seen the shirt in a sports shop my uncle said he would get me it if they won the competition, I was young and naive enough to think they might have had a chance. It was a lush top though! Nigeria were class in the '94 World Cup. Probably a bit before your time (ffs! ). He was quality (at times) for Inter as well. Probably could have won the whole thing if it wasn't for that lost minute equaliser off the those horrible flukey pizza scoffing cunts.That game in Nantes too in 98 against Spain was an all time WC classic for me. Aye, Baggio absolutely carried that side. Totally. He was pure class against Bulgaria. In my view he is the greatest Italian footballer ever, I know Baresi was an absolute colossus but in terms of ability by far the best white flag waver who's ever played the game. I fuckin hate Italy me in football every bit as much as I hate Liverpool FC. As soon as I see them singin their shit national anthem, I'm fuckin muttering "cunnnnnnnts" - "fraaaatelliiiiiiiiiiiii d'Italiaaaaaaaa....." stood their thinking they're better looking than every cunt else, they're better at football than anyone else, and they're more stylish than anyone else. Get a haircut you defensive bamps. Their style of play has never been endearing too.

Aye against Spain in that game I mentioned, sure Hierro or Guardiola scored an immense free kick too.

Aye. And Gullit tried to get him on loan too I think. Ba's hair was dyed blonde. Did West not play for someone in this country as well? He had a short spell at Derby and an even shorter spell at Plymouth. He used to be class on one of the champ man games, at the very start of the game you could get him on a free! Might have been 98. I can't recall! Other than that I've only seen him play in world cups. I remember in 98 when Nigeria finished top of their group and I seen the shirt in a sports shop my uncle said he would get me it if they won the competition, I was young and naive enough to think they might have had a chance. It was a lush top though! Nigeria were class in the '94 World Cup. Probably a bit before your time (ffs! ). He was quality (at times) for Inter as well. Probably could have won the whole thing if it wasn't for that lost minute equaliser off the those horrible flukey pizza scoffing cunts. That game in Nantes too in 98 against Spain was an all time WC classic for me.

I'd be all for geordie independence if we could be self sufficient. From The Tyne up to the jock border. However that's never ganna happen, and I class myself as English anyway. We should have got rid of the lot of the money draining leaches after the second world war. Scotland would probably do OK, if we let them have the oil, Wales would be like Albania and Northern Ireland can do what they want. I've never felt British, growing up you realise all the playful banter from the cunts around the country isn't playful banter with a vast amount of them, they do actually hate England and the English. Mugs. Fuck Britain.

Read the first line, and that was it. Aye he did, sure he played in England for a bit too. Bolton, according to wiki ('03-'04). Can't remember that at all though in all honesty. He was good on ISS on the N64. Was it him who had green braids in his hair?

Read the first line, and that was it. Aye he did, sure he played in England for a bit too.

He's retired man! Played for Milan then he went a bit shite.

Basically Tbh, I blame the people in charge for keep giving him contracts. It's difficult to believe how long he's been at the club. KK is the only one who seems to have seen through him. Apparently he's awesome in training though Allardyce thought he was shit as well tbf He rated Cacapa though so I'm not sure that counts. He did, but not as highly as some....