McFaul

Which bit of what we have said is deluded? Give logical reasons.

The only thing Sunderland has that is better than Newcastle is the dog track is marginally better than Brough Park, but that's offset by the fact nearly every cunt has a mackem accent. Step haircuts in 2010 4fs.

You obviously need to broaden your horizons. Sunderland is a vile night out. Even most mackems admit that. Nar they honestly think it's the hidden jewel of the north. "Ye garn to the tehhhwn tonight?" Vile accent vile everything.

Must've changed a hell of a lot in 8 years then, never seen so many stinkers in one place. I used to work with this lass called Lisa right, she used to think she was gorgeous, 5ft1 masssssive arse, tiny tits, peroxide blonde, and one of her pupils looked like a square. She was the face of Sunderland.

Haha Ct was alright to be fair, his Gerry Francis haircut amused me though. Nasty that. I have them where am half asleep am choking and it feels like am having a stroke aaful stuff.

Did you see that @burnsieben so fuckin funny absolute gold, especially cos he looks like a cross between Herman Munster and Mr Logic. Then he got his lass @emilyprentice1 to add me and tell me off, but she sharp piped down and she agreed he was a mug by the end of the conversation. He's the kid who scored the pen on takeitlikeafan actually.

Well answer me this. I know like Durham City accent/SBR/Tom accent doesn't sound mackem. However, can someone look in me in the eye and say Bryan Robson has no hint of mackem in his accent? I tell you what, childish as it is, part of what I was saying was a wind up, part I actually believe in, but I doubt anyone has had as many bites as that on the toon tweet line. I've had every nationality, cunts from every city pmsl it is childish but so it briefly entertained me.

Shouldn't really be admitting I'm dreaming about a bloke I've never met off an internet toon forum, but I had a dream about CT last night. Only it wasn't CT now, it was him when he was my age, and he had like a Gerry Francis haircut, spoke in a perfect geordie accent, and was a thoroughly decent bloke. Like really I had a dream about CT! We were in the Sleepers pub, but even then he was a slightly patronising cunt "cheese toasty for the lad Judy" the fuckin lad, apart from that he bought all my beer and spoken to some cunt in the pub about fixing his car.

Absolutely nothing wrong with that. But I suspect the way he went about it was more the issue. Plus remember anyone who is more than a yard either side of where Stevie is at any given time is OOT scum and unworthy of supporting nufc. Not scum, just OOT.

The above tweet got me some stick too! Surely the indigenous population of a city will have more of an understanding of the club then somebody from say, London? I think that's all Stevie is saying - perhaps also highlighting the glory supporters from the Keegan days. That IS all I'm saying, and when you look at the quality of the crack on the hashtag the vast majority of mongs aren't from the N.E. and give a poor representation of NUFC. That is not saying all OOT's are mongs there are OOT's on here who are some of the most knowledgable toon fans, what it's saying is the clueless OOT majority is a result of the entertainers and Keegan, and toon fans have absolutely no right singing "we support our local team" to Man Utd, when no more than 1/3rd of people claiming to support NUFC do. All this bollocks (and I mean 400 people possibly) so do you think you're a more worthy Newcastle fan because you have a season ticket and live in the city. Errmm aye??!! We can't slag MUFC and LFC fans in Kent, Wales and Oslo when we have enough of them ourselves that's my point. I also mentioned the fact if you have a bloodline it's completely understandable, I wouldn't have even commented if there was so many clueless people from everywhere masquerading as life long (Keegan inspired) toon fans. I know I sound like a mug regarding the above in some peoples eyes, true, but I also believe in what I said, and most people I know do as well, when the likes of me had to pay £450 for a 99 FA Cup Final when Iceland supporters club got given 6 tickets between them despite not owning a season ticket.

He's from Bradford lives in London, nee wonder he got so emotional, but he's an influential user now with 7000 followers the sly cunt.

pmsl it'll be a miracle if am not trending tonight. There's now a campaign to get me off twitter, and @nufcfans what a shit stirring wank 7000 followers. Younguns man oh dear.

It's not that people are far to interested in you, it's that they fiercley hate Newcastle so they love to see them fail. It's partly because of the deluded element in your support that dismiss Sunderland as a 'lesser' club, and partly beacause Sunderland as a city has been given little investment and has been left to rot in the past whilst Newcastle has flourised. My nana could not give a shit about football, but she won't spend a penny in Newcastle. She is not 'obsessed'. She is just like the majority of people from Sunderland.... She hates Newcastle Don't confuse hate with being obsessed. The hate is what makes the derby so big. FTM Ya nana sounds like a fuckin mug.

That is exactly why you get labelled with being deluded If you truly believe that then god help you It's completely undeniable though for fuck sake. In terms of proper fans i.e North East it's more like 2 to 1, you need to accept that the Keegan years gave us hundreds of thousands of hangers on and an international fanbase too, that you just don't have. 100 games in Europe in 12 years helped too and you haven't had that.

Aye. If you've ever seen the film trainspotting, the way I've said that "aye" is the same way Begbie says it when Renton goes "wooah we've just been to Tommy's funeral and you wanna talk about a scag deal."

There is not much difference at all between our clubs. Thats my point. We both have fantastic fanbases, and have excellent attendances. Some of you lot actually believe you are far 'superior' We both know our fanbase is at least 3 or even 4 times bigger than Sunderland's your local support is commendable, when people in your area could easily support a more fashionable club just 15 miles up the road. However, if we had ticket prices like yours I think we'd fill a 100,000 stadium. £28 dearest ticket 4fs. See against Tottenham even wor cheapest was something like 45 quid.

See The Sunday Times could be next to fall. Been hacking Gordon Brown while he was PM allegedly, that will open a bigger can of worms than this even. Exposes MASSIVE security flaws in our entire system that like. The fuckin PM being hacked. Must be a piece of piss for the Ruyssian these days.

Wonder if Kevin has survived. Doubt his big V has.

I posted that on twitter the other day. There's a kid on my follow list, who looks the spit of Mr Logic.

It was one stewwpid kid man FYP

Works on iphone and blackberry. How much does it cost to send a video normally aboot 50p? You could send 100 and it would cost you fuck all. If you've an unlimited data allowance. Net is unlimited on a lot of plans though.

Newcastle on more than Everton and Sunderland put together. We're on more than anyone outside the top 5 teams....again. Why? Someone explain why?

Works on iphone and blackberry. How much does it cost to send a video normally aboot 50p? You could send 100 and it would cost you fuck all.

How? 2 minutes (literally) to install it.

Not to mention the man bag! Look am no a buftie and that the end ae it!