NobbySol

None of this happened. How could he have heard the whistle? There was only 1 second between the whistle and RVP kicking the ball, a strikers instincts tells him to shoot. I think he did hear you can see in the replay. No fucking way a yellow card was necessary in relation to time elapsed and the method of the offence. Absolute pisstake

Honestly some of you need to fucking grow a pair. Mistake made..

Look, Nob, there is only one 'united' as far as we're concerned - Newcastle United. Same will go for West Ham, Sheff etc. I'm in a good mood, so I wont call you a cunt Genuine mistake and as I'm in a bad mood I will tell you to go fuck yourself

6-2 loss to utd 2003 when the red mancs took off Keane late on no subs and continued to destroy us

comments like that have a nasty habit of rebounding on you. Unprofessional. He's probably not far off though

If you were Charlie Sheen you wouldn't know you were so there's always a chance

I think there's every chance. Not much of one that we'd be the club he'd end up at though. We're in desperate need of two decent strikers, two decent midfielders and a decent left back and centre half. That's just to consolidate mid table which is depressing

Won't score many goals though. Not a proper striker Would've had that first one if Kuyt didn't steal it! I don't think Suarez's was dead certain to roll in though. Kuyt had to do it tbf

Elia & Alexis Sanchez would be nice but massiely unlikely to happen Wouldn't mind Kalou and a big strong decent striker

Won't score many goals though. Not a proper striker

Looking at the performance again, Enrique was shit and really didn't fancy it. A draw at Stoke and I think we can start building for next season. Chelsea and Manchester red will beat us which leaves 6 games needing one win. We should be fine......

We've also gotta lose 8 out of our last nine games...

tbh He looks like a man who already has one foot out the door. Was thinking the exact same. Looked like coming off didnt really bother him

Supposedly close to fighting for the LB position according to Pardew. Just being a gutless cunt.

Best is a cunt. Never seen a player so lazy not getting onside

Enrique coming off, fuck this

Steven Taylor, fuck off

Fucking brilliant ball, nevertheless piss poor defending. Sickens me how shit they play aswell

Absolute gash defending on our right. Canr convert our chances fucking useless

Should have been 2, Nolan chance

Juleon Best GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAaLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Mental him not being on the bench at least. Incoming borefest, i'd take a draw from this if offered it now. He's injured. Everton play fucking awful football it sickens me

I think it's a decent shout too, Lovendkrands is bollocks there

Tut tut tut, we're fine lad. If it's that much of a worry slap 30quid on us going down 33/1 skybet and the grand should give you enough alchohol to forget!

Newcastle United (4-4-2): Steve Harper; Steven Taylor, Mike Williamson, Fabricio Coloccini, Jose Enrique; Danny Simpson, Kevin Nolan ©, Cheik Tiote, Jonas Gutierrez; Leon Best, Peter Lovenkrands Subs: Tim Krul, James Perch, Michael Richardson, Danny Guthrie, Shane Ferguson, Shefki Kuqi, Shola Ameobi