ravtash patel

watched the first hour of bourne identity on itv2 last neet then fell asleep, seemed a canny show & i've heard its good.. any1 seen it, would u recomend me trying to track a copy down to watch the end?

had a bootleg copy for a while now & i've just ordered the original off play.com, i think they are pure class & with lyrics like "he's not from new york city he's from rotherham" & "although he might wear classic reeboks or knackered converse with trackie bottoms tucked in socks" nobody can take away the fact that they are very up to date & cutting edge.. although i'm not to keen on "the streets" i do think they are the nearest thing to them lyric wise, although its the raw rock n roll style of the monkeys i prefer to the chav like "streets".. best song i've heard from the monkeys to date is a toss up between fake tales of san fransico & a certain romance.. class

If my memeory serves me correctly the reason you're arse became as slack as a snake belt during the night was due to having some thai love beads inserted earlier on in the evening. Correct me if I'm wrong 79407[/snapback] cant argue with you on that 1 wacky, thought i'd keep that bit to myself... would hate to lower the tone on this thread..

i've posted this story before but its a corka & its true so here we go again.. if i can take you back to christmas 2002 when i was a 27 yr old sexual tyranasaurus i was diagnosed with having irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) after having to suffer the indignity of having what felt like a panasonic 13" lensed video camera poked up my chutny tube in the freeman hospital. anyway the (IBS) would play absolute havoc with my motions, 1 day my stools would resemble picnic bars & the next red-hot peanut butter.. belive me, wen u had to go u had to fuckin go.. so at the begining of december i got lucky with some random heavy lass from low fell while out on a saturday night doon buffalo joe's (quayside).. i took her mobile number the following morning & left expecting never to see the fat cunt again.. how wrong i was..! a week before christmas & it was time for our annual works night out, my best mate at graft lives in low fell & i somehow ended up back in his flat at about 1am, after having a smoke it suddenly struck me that "shirley crabtree" who i'd earlier "surfed" only lived around the corner. out came the mobile & after a very breif conversation i found myself naked in "embergs" bedroom with her sitting on top of me almost smothercating me with her mounds of flab.. after an hour or so of riding, down she went to play a sweet tune on my purple headed flute when all of a sudden i felt a rocket from the crypt in the anal department.! i muttered the immortal words "oot the road flower, the damn walls are gonna blow" .. i made my way to the shithoose to see mr & mrs brown off to the coast before returning to finish wot me & "andy fordham" had begun.. after blowing my beans all over "mcmanus's" tits we both rolled over & fell into a deep sleep........ 6am & i wake up......jesus christ.!! either the IBS has made a silent protest in the dead of the night or this fat twat has had a shit inside my undercrackers for a laugh..!! i quitely got up, cleaned myself down in the bathroom, got dressed & made a sharp exit, in the past wen i've took a bird home i normally hang around in the morning hoping for a "dawn strike" & a bit breakfast, but not this time.. bought myself a toblerone at the post office then jumped on a bus to warsick street..!! i then deleted "rik waller's" number & have never seen her to this day which i'm glad about.. i mean how would i explain leaving her bed covered in shite? i'm sure you'll all be glad to know that the IBS has now passed, leaving my rusty button as tight as a balloon knot!! HAPPY DAYS

aye wacky told me your fond of a "bell wrap" & the odd "cacky push-back"

What's so 'exciting' about them like? I like them but they're just your standard 4-piece rock band playing pop aren't they? some clever Lyrics. It seems to me people are believing the hype. I'd say to be exciting you need to do something new, like Lightning Bolt or Antony and the Johnsons. 73356[/snapback] I fail to see any excitment in Antony and the Johnsons personally. 73365[/snapback] Probably because they aren't in The Sun's Bizarre column often enough. Their record company should really pay off a few more journalists. As I said I really like The Arctic Monkeys, but The Rakes are just as good and their album wasn't pushed half as much. The hypefest that's gone on around them for over a year since I bet that you look good on the dancefloor has irked me. That's all. 73373[/snapback] Well I don't read the Sun but having seen them on Jonathan Ross's show I've no need to ever see them again. 73388[/snapback] still into marc almond & jimmy somerville like smooth? 73389[/snapback] I'm more of a Right Said Fred fan myself, I like it a bit rougher you see! 73393[/snapback] bet you wouldnt mind getting a bit deeply dippy off the pair of them you filthy bastard

What's so 'exciting' about them like? I like them but they're just your standard 4-piece rock band playing pop aren't they? some clever Lyrics. It seems to me people are believing the hype. I'd say to be exciting you need to do something new, like Lightning Bolt or Antony and the Johnsons. 73356[/snapback] I fail to see any excitment in Antony and the Johnsons personally. 73365[/snapback] Probably because they aren't in The Sun's Bizarre column often enough. Their record company should really pay off a few more journalists. As I said I really like The Arctic Monkeys, but The Rakes are just as good and their album wasn't pushed half as much. The hypefest that's gone on around them for over a year since I bet that you look good on the dancefloor has irked me. That's all. 73373[/snapback] Well I don't read the Sun but having seen them on Jonathan Ross's show I've no need to ever see them again. 73388[/snapback] still into marc almond & jimmy somerville like smooth?

was that mate me by any chance? remember you downloaded me a song when i brought you up that "special stuff" you right they are fuckin quality, sent wor lass owa the toon to get me the album for xmas but apparently its not out til later this month... its the most eagerly awaited listen since kasabian!!

WHATS GARY GLITTER & SWAN VESTA'S GOT IN COMMON? . . . . . . .THEY BOTH COME IN LITTLE YELLOW BOXES..!!

great that'll mean i can have them back .. i'll get my wanking spanners warmed up !!

lol..