Ted Maul

I was at the local last night having a drink or seven when I spotted this little beauty in the urinal... After seconds of umming and ahhing over whether I should risk a sneaky photo I thought of this thread and decided it must be done. Far too good of an oppurtunity to pass up

About these shape-shifting lizards... 78193[/snapback] Don't talk to me about the reptilian humaniods, bunch of cunts! If Dad found out I was on here he'd go mental. He doesn't like me talking to you lot after I got the piss taken out of me on Wogan...I hope Dad drowns him in the tidal waves.

I've had a wet fart once if that counts. I nearly died for your sins when I felt it trickle down my leg.

'Brown Icke Jr' 78171[/snapback] I could possibly do anything other than personify him. I mean the shit of the son of God isn't just any old turd is it? It's different from the other brown babies.

I'm well and truely shocked at these poo stories. I doubt i'll be able to look down at Brown Icke Jr. ever again.

Mark should never have had that sixth WKD, tbh

That's no misheard lyric. She does say that.