Ted Maul

Who's who off the SMB?

You didn't send your mugshot so she wont recognise you. I say you leave an envelope with something in (Not 50 quid), go down and watch out for her. Get some evidence if she turns up aswell.

Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

It was me.

Damien Rice - O

I hate it when you can see the skids just creeping round the 'U'. Too far out of reach to give a wipe with the old bog brush but just close enough to put you off.

Them urinal cakes are a lark an all. 114364[/snapback] Urinal cakes, the drunk pissers best mate. Nowt more satisfying than watching one of those things fall to bits under a shower of your own wee.

I've heard he has to have one of them baby seats to stop him falling in when taking a shit.

As long as you're on a lino or tile floor. The problem arises with carpet-based bathrooms, even if you mop it up there's still gonna be a bit left over on there. 114298[/snapback] I bet the good ol' hungover piss would be a nightmare to get out of a light carpet. It would be like drawing on the floor with a bright yellow highlighter.

Dunno what your foreskin's attached to but mine points the same way as my bellend. I can't say i've unintentionally pissed on the floor since I was a bairn. I've pissed on myself like but thats another story for another thread...

Jeff Buckley - Lover, You Should've Come Over

Not as humourous as your use of quotes, HF

Good shout, well funny. 111949[/snapback] Excellent show in its second series, ripping the piss out of shows and people who really do deserve it, with the odd surreal bit of Harry's humour thrown in. 111956[/snapback] I'm glad it moved on and became a bit more offensive. Some of his recent bits ripping the piss out of Derek Ocorah have had me rolling on the floor howling. And i'm sure Emmerdale write the script with TV Burp in mind aswell.

Top Gear - Some of the best Sunday nights i've had have been spent infront of the TV watching Clarkson fiddle with his gear knob Family Guy - The only show I go out of my way to download US episodes of The Mighty Boosh - Dunno whether they'll be a third series of it Harry Hill's TV Burp - Never used to like it but I've started to watch it properly and its hilarious.

Arcade Fire - Une Anee Sans Lumiere

I've never ever had a kebab, even from 13 - 17 when I went to the Bigg Market on a Friday night I never was tempted by them. 110885[/snapback] I've lived off them for the past year or so but this latest episode has put me off them for good.

Had a kebab on Saturday night that has decided to play war with my stomach. I spent most of yesterday with my head in the toilet, today my arse has been glued to it. Not nice

Has anyone got round to deleting "Danny Boys" account yet??? 109300[/snapback] not yet, maybe we should post the slightly different MSN conv we had with him last night. 109303[/snapback] Details!

And it goes on

The new one's kicking off aswell like, nowt on the original though.

Just started listening to them myself and I suggest you start with Parachutes or X&Y.

It's like shooting fish in a barrell over there They'll chomp at anything.

Who's that berk on N-O who said he'd die for the Hitzfeld Campaign?

I've just had a quick flick through this thread again and it's scary how serious some people take themselves and this game. Am I the only person who's began to fall out of love with football recently and has finally been able to see that it isn't the be all and end all?

Pud and Richie - Kings among men They played us all. If anything they should be getting kudos for it, not getting flamed to fuck.