Ted Maul

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... 86 actually. Remember we're joint 5th with Aston Villa. Which puts Shepherd on a par with Doug Ellis, something which you are studiously avoiding having to own up to by refusing to set foot in that thread where your silly 5th best on average argument was pulled to bits. no. Joint 5th between 1998 and 2005. I thought you did figures ????? As I explained, Ellis took control of Villa when they had won the League and European Cup. Now they are where exactly, and how well have they done in the 26 - TWENTY SIX - years since exactly ? In answer to the first question - as unlike others I don;t delibrately ignore questions - I have never said at any time that Doug Ellis was the only chairman of any club worse than ours, in fact I have named numerous clubs without hardly drawing breath. Of course, these posts are based on fact, not fiction. Like others do. My "silly" 5th best is a fact. You show me where we aren't the 5th best ? And tell me the clubs that have qualified for europe more than us over the last decade, other than the top 4 ? PS. In answer to the first post, you are being a bit presumptious. What gives you any reason to presume this Yank is going to be better than even Ellis ? He might be a right wanker. And he has made his first mistake already IMO, by offering O'Neill a 6 year contract. I wouldn't do that with any manager, bar perhaps Wenger. I would have offered it to Ferguson, but not now because of his age. I would like to see your reaction if Newcastle offered a manager a 6 year contract, based on an obscure track record, like O'Neill has which is no different to that of Souness. Just think of the bother we would have had getting rid of Dalglish, with a track record that pissed all over O'Neill....although "we can't attract big name successful managers"......... Re your Ellis took over Villa blah blah blah. Shepherd took over Newcastle when they were arguably the second best side in the country. We now can't even finish in the top 6, are a PR disaster, are synonymous with unprofessionalism and have finished outside of the top 10 on a few occasions too. Now that's what I call progress. None of what you've written above takes away from the fact that you've consistently scoffed at people telling them they would perhaps prefer Doug Ellis, and then you've gone on to prove that Doug Ellis has performed exactly the same as Freddy Shepherd. How Villa were when Ellis took over is irrelevant, it's his performance alongside Shepherd during the Premiership years that we're looking at. Your argument is in tatters, and Freddy Shepherd is still a shit chairman. As for Lerner offering O'Neill a 6 year contract - would he be better taking the Freddy Shepherd approach and giving his manager rolling one year contracts, and then announcing at the beginning of a season that he won't be renewing it? Lerner is planning long term, hence the long contract - if a bigger club comes in for O'Neill it will cost them a fortune to prise him away, something which is a distinct possibility and which Lerner has intelligently protected himself against. Long term planning is a concept that is completely alien to Shepherd who prefers the fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants approach to running a business. So you can't answer the facts I quoted that show you up for just being a whinging arsehole taking crap ? I think Gemmill's post blows your 'facts' out of the water tbh. You're talking shite, Leazes.

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I'd put money on it being Luque

The most irritating chant in the world. Yes, we know he's great but he doesn't play for us anymore and never will again. I wouldn't mind it if it was once or twice a game but the charva morons sung it once every five minutes!

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Why all the questions? So you can narrow down which of the Pink Floyd albums to list? Was going to go with one or two Roger Waters albums instead tbh

Bugger off, Catholic girl

Got some right fucking hygiene freaks on this board like

By special what do you mean? An album that means something/makes you feel strongly a certain way/reminds you of a special time in your life or just an album that you really like?

Knob

I felt always quite awkward in these situations. I willingly pay my umemployment insurance contribution, so that nobody has to do this sort of a job. Strangely, most of those people seem to be black... Racialist tbh

Only after a shite unless I widdle on my hands.

Cunt beat me to it

I don't really want to see Screech's cock. It'll taint so many childhood memories.

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... Is it just me or is Leazes turning into a really bad imitation of himself?

Photoshopped tbh I've got the looks though, marra. Wimmin fall at my feet, although I suppose that's inevitable when I where Chloroform instead of aftershave

To be honest i don think anyone can be arsed to buid a full size Wickerman... Have you not seen the film? Could you personally be arsed to build a wickerman for LM? If Brock was put in aswell i'm sure I could find the time.

No, never been. Probably not really my thing either. I just wanted something comfy for the winter really. Happy Face, them boots are pathetic. Height of style and sophistication these days maboy. Don't care much for Prada. Some clubs wont let you in wearing it, which is a bit shit really. All the classy clubs must be trying to cultivate a Timberland wearing clientele. Is this goign to be one of those things that stick with me like that Blue WKD joke, although I don't even like blue WKD. And your skinny arms

Some smutty Greek playing cards please, Berb

1. Electronic tagging for every member of the public that's unemployed. Their curfew stretches from when the Job Centre opens to when it closes. If they're not in by then i'll give SLP a ring and get him to take Mr. T round their house. 2. Taxi drivers must take a test to make sure they're racist enough. Fuck a sense of direction, they have me howling with laughter after a night out with some of their stubborn BNP-esque views. 3. Renton to be banned. 4. Legalisation of Cannabis, Magic Mushrooms and LSD to those who are in employment. Ofcourse, it'll be taxed to fuck and the money spent on tackling drug dealers. 5. Royal family to be stripped of their wealth and move to a council estate in Washington rigged with cameras. Their lives will then be a bit like the Truman show but with more assaults and alcoholism. EDIT: I know this make six but Brock would be executed under my regime.

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tbh J69, you look just a little bit like Karl Pilkington

Gay one of the wedding crashers maybe!? I'm flattered tbh

Photoshopage tbh