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Big Sam in coded 'come and get me' plea.

Scott Carson's mam: "he maybe should have done better, but there are 10 players in front of him" bless

You just absolutely knew that was what the cunt would say though, the mark of the man.

Presumably those internal mail envelopes with a table (grid) on for writing destinations one after the other. They're now saying the NAO only wanted the childs names and NI numbers, and the dept decided not to separate the parents banking data because it would cost too much.

Owen could retire. Nothing left to play for now. -Yankeetoon

I'd love to see the Opta stats on this bastard regarding passing and tackling.

What WAS Gerard doing for the second?

Shearer doesn't think so, thinks he'll be asked to leave. Ambassadorial.

Looks like Wrighty Shearer and Hansen have been giving it some from the box.

Believe!

McClaren just fucks off down the tunnel leaving the players on the pitch to take the flak. What a coward.

2 minutes to go, they're taking pictures on their camera phones!

Motty is losing it.

Thing is though, will we be? Hilarious thing is it stands to be disgraced ex-manager Venebles to be caretaker.

I'm still switching. Their support is like the Toon, I'll have some of that, fuck these home counties 'you're not singing anymore' 'only one david beckam' arseholes.

double post

Level but head to head is taken into account. Edit: doesn't matter now though 2-3

McClaren the genius fired him up by starting him on the bench

I'm still switching. This is a joke, we will get nowhere in the competition with this setup.

Could already have been 0-4 on 60 minutes.

Mud watch:

What a surprise, we now resort to diving for penalties. Shameful. 1-2 lampard

I think I might research my family history to see if I can legitemately switch allegiance to Croatia. I've always liked the team and the place really since it's emergence from the war. They even play in red white and blue!

Andorra haven't managed a shot in the first half.

Thing is, McLaren gives it all the bollocks about we're going to play football before the whistle. Given the pitch and the opposition, it was obvious this was not going to be a 'total football' spectacle.