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I would disown my brother too if he turned out to be a Spurs fan.

If Benitez left Liverpool, would he choose us or them?

Who is this mythical manager that actually blames himself after a crap performance?

I don't think Mort has that much autonomy do you?

Ashley's lost £100m on Sports Direct alone, never mind Umbro.

..and immediately loaned to West Ham

A long term appointment, either now or at the end of the season. No caretaker/DOF rubbish.

BSA is on record as saying he would not be willing to share power.

The skool has made a decision based on not just one but two urban myths - Coke turned Santa red, and before that he was green, both incorrect.

"just off to the pub pet..."

Vernon Kay on Sunday mornings was class, until he fucked off. There is nothing on any station that I like any more.

If it was snowing in Torquay I'd hate to think what it would be doing up here.

You're not at school any more son, it's 'lecturer' and 'class'.

We wouldn't win anything but it would be an absolute hoot to have Redknapp in the job.

So we can't play Scotland in a group?

Aye to some extend Rangers rejected the type of French revolution that cockneys wank themselves into a coma for, but just compare the English and Scottish football teams now.

I say keep it in, it's the mark of the man, would Keegan have said he's staying in that situation?

I say keep it in, it's the mark of the man, would Keegan have said he's staying in that situation?

I'm dissappointed in Clarkson, he's slagged off Moyles for years, what's he now doing on his bloody show?

Up to 60% off an electric toothbrush, clippers and hair straighteners in Argos until Tuesday. Looks like the top models like.

The rule when I was kid went like this: If he's bigger than you, he is your Lord and Master If he's smaller than you, he exists to serve you.

Many many people nowadays who lose people connected to a charitable cause, i.e. a rare illness, or car accident in this case, often decline flowers and ask for the money to be spent instead on a nominated charity. Just a thought like if you hadn't considered it, you are of course entitled to do whatever you want.

Barwick more like.

£2.5m for being crap? I am DEFINITELY interested.

Where the fucks Adamstown? Right dead centre of Newcastle you ignorant cunt. What are you a fucking makem??? I bet you were an Adamstown Heights toff though http://www.newcastle.nsw.gov.au/discover_n...burbs/adamstown