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Oh RICO. To take an honest bit of smut and take it to the gutter!!! I speaks as I finds Mr Snake

Not found one yet. £7 worth of pic n mix is easing the pain though

There's been plenty non-local boys bleeding for the club as well, some were good, some were shite. 'Mag-ness', bleeding for the club, passion: ALL POINTLESS if you are a shit player. Owen is not a shit player.

It's freekin LOUD but it's freekin FAST!!

I think it's blatant ignorance not to know the difference between different kinds of injuries, but there you go.

TD makes me puke! Revolting stuff.

Willing to speak to anyone who listens apart from when a word was actually needed imo to clarify his position. I've said before I treat Owen's "over-loyalty" to England in the same way I treated Shearer's - with contempt. I'm also of the opinion that if he hadn't deliberately eased himself back in at the end of the season prior to the world cup then he would have been fitter and aharper and probably wouldn't have been injured. I don't care if he plays for England - I do care how much he wants to play for us. You held Shearer in contempt? You must be the only one then And fitness had nothing to do with that injury, I'm fed up of pointing out these basic facts to you Owen bashers.

I don't know if there's a business type 2nd class service, but I'm pretty sure you can't buy a 2nd class stamp anymore. I wouldn't know really as I've tried to avoid putting money in their pockets since the first strikes, and since next day mail effectively meant you had to nip home from work at lunchtime. I do have a form that needs to be sent somewhere by the end of the month, I can't believe I'm actually having to consider getting it couriered. Latest I saw today was wildcat strikes because their docked pay from an official 4 day strike was taken out of 1 weeks pay packet instead of over 2. I mean c'mon scotmag, there's right to strike and there's taking the micheal owen surely?

Be a dear and forward my comments then there's a good purple dinosaur

Does he tie them around his neck or his cock is the question though

hehe I heard he changed his nationality to Welsh precisely so he could turn out for the Toon more often Now that's what I call 'mag-ness'

2nd class dissapeared ages ago?

Chocolate bars that used to be great and are now shit: Lion Bar - went from a massive trunk to a twig sized dissappointment Double Decker - they messed with the base Time Out - inserted some sort of compound in the wafer that lacerates your mouth Drifter - don't know what they did, but I'm sure they changed something Kit Kat - nowt changed, but I don't have the hours available to scan the shelf for a 'normal' one Smarties - I want a proper tube to mess around with so that I might 'put someones eye out with that!' Kinder Egg - went from proper self assembly toys like cars/aeroplanes, to crappy one piece disney characters And of course anything they put caramel/mint/nuts/guurana in that didn't have it before. I don't like change!! Shit, I never knew I was so passionate about confectionary

That's frankly crap, he said himself he doesn't comment because whatever he says never makes a difference. Have a look at some of the recent posts on here, even after he has commented. People will not be told, so why should he bother? "The fact that Owen's major injury occurred playing for England.. hasn't improved feelings...." Did Shearer never get injured for England? Tell me how Micheal Owen arranges when/where he gets injured, just to piss us off? Why don't you just say what you mean, you don't want him playing for England, in which case he would never have been here and we wouldn't be having this frankly ridiculous conversation. "You'd have thought an injury would prevent a player playing for club and country in equal measures." Can you actually explain this in a logical manner? You're trying to use a statistical extrapolation from a sample of 2 injuries. You could have possibly had a case if premiership games and England games were spread evenly throughout the year, but everyone knows this is not the case. On your logic, shouldn't England have a bigger case to moan because Owen was injured in their most important part of the season? And don't talk about wages because as you rightly point out that only seems to matter for this particular NUFC England player, no others in this club's history.

Any of ours in the 4-3 Leeds game. Probably for the atmos of a packed to the rafters pub watching the only arabic feed for miles around. Funnily the pub had been empty at 5 to kickoff

If it was this country he would get legal aid and trauma counseling, she would get 5 years for using a mobile while driving

Anyone know if Argos delivers using RM or a parcel company?

I wonder if over at Wigan they were slagging Heskey for playing for England, beating him with the fact that Sibierski had more 'Wigan-ness' than Heskey? I wonder if they're at all pissed off at having one of their players thinking about England, or are they more concerned with having two crap footballers on their books rather than the likes of Owen?

Your immediate thought though was, that's a Predator lair, wasn't it?

To see good footballers maybe? I think you must be the only person on the planet who actually agreed when Fat Fred made his 'team full of geordies' comments.

I severely doubt it as you've set some pretty ridiculous standards for him to meet. As Owen's already scored more in less than Sibi, I guess you had no other option than to resort to the universally recognised football stat, 'Magness'

Fair enough if you think that. I just think it's naive in the extreme (at best). I just don't see how he can really win, and as he's really done nothing wrong I wouldn't be wanting to defend myself constantly either. If he'd buggered off in the summer transfer then aye there'd be a lot to bitch about with him, but as of yet he hasn't. And you can bet the very people who would bitch about him leaving are the ones pushing him out the door right now

Can someone tell me where Owen gets this 'injury prone' tag from? He broke a metatarsel - hardly uncommon in players, he had a freak knee injury (completely nothing to do with fitness whatsoever), and he's had a hernia - from which he's got back quicker than from the several assorted broken fingers, toes and eyes and ebola viruses I can remember from some of the true injury prone players we have had.

Aye like Shearer who was a far far bigger name than Owen got the stick, or Big Les or Tino (South American Player of The Year when we bought him). Shearer being a geordie had fuck all to do with him coming here then, did it? Les was class, but we were a bit better regarded in those days, weren't we? Wherever we go from Owen is a step down. FACT. Think I got the wrong end of the stick. I don't think Steve knows which end of the stick he was trying to point out tbh Owen's got the shitty end going by this thread.

He scores the winner against Wigan then gets another against Everton WTF do you want him to do? He is employed to score goals, which he is doing. He wants to play for the club and he wants to play for his country, he is passionate about England, so am I. I want England to do well and wish all the players had his attitude towards the national side. Anyone who thinks we would be a better team without Owen knows nowt about football and those who think Oba is a better option just look at how many chances he misses I want him to touch the ball more than 14 times in 61 minutes against Derby, and don't give me "he didn't get the service", he didn't look interested, he's a dick, who thinks about England and himself only, and I wouldn't be surprised if he holds back on purpose for us in the future before England games. Hopefully, that won't be an issue thjough after January. Like I said, as can be seen right here even after the Talksport post, whether Owen stays quiet or opens his mouth, people still insist they know him better than himself. Not touching the ball enough and looking disinterested? Sorry, not convinced at all, especially given the rest of the team that night. We could always get Sibierski back I guess, he was full of beans and touched the ball loads.