Alan Shearer 9

he scored 2 fantastic goals vs Southampton for Charlton which has produced the impression with some people that he's a goal machine. He isn't going to score a lot of goals here.

I found it quite amusing

that guy you're all obsessed with made a really good post about smoking on N-O

parker's never scored many goals, don't expect him to start here

I have cryogenically frozen Hughie Gallagher and I'm going to transplant my brain into his head, I aslo have 72 season tickets and the newcastle strip tattooed onto my body

DONTOONER can you up the cheese factor please? It's not quite melodramatic enough for me atm

This forum is funny as fook imo.

HTT has lost the fucking plot, and all the backslapping in that forum is getting ridiculous. The forum is now less about the campaign and more about telling fellow campaigners how great they are. Woe betide Shepherd if he doesn't talk to Hitzfeld though. Jesus weptomatic. 93784[/snapback] I've made a thread now saying I think it's a load of fuss about nothing, see what the reply is. I'm expecting a load of snide comments as usual

HTT's going to assassinate Oliver with a piece of cheese now after his "mystified" comment, talk about a storm in a teacup. You should see the reactions on there to it beggars belief, they make Al Quaeda look like a bunch of hippies

The Hitzfeld campaign is getting fucking annoying now on N-O. At first their intentions were good but they've gone about it the complete wrong way and alienated most of the fans. Must say it's interesting to read people's objective views of it, anything like that on there would have been deleted.

Nah Gol, I never posted on toonchat I don't think. I still hate you though

saw the Magnificent Seven on telly yesterday, classic, brings out the kid in me. Watching Seven Samurai tonight as well to compare.

There's some serious interest from the Premier League in Turkmenistan from what my sources have told me

It's canny shite on there now, that's why I've decided to give here a go; heard through the grapevine it's a good site.