Alan Shearer 9

I thought it was ligament damage tbh, glad for his sake it's not

Got a PM from HTT saying he doesn't want "insubordinates" on the new forum. The cunt. In all honesty it had been shite on there for a while anyway

I think Shearer is 6' or 6'1"

what do you call a black man at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawkings in a house fire

I've been told to pack my bags, not wanted.

Ruud Gullitt compared Spain to the Ryder cup American team.

they're such a bunch of barnboys

Bruce was at St Jame's again today

I couldn't see the crowd tbh for Hitzfeld banners, obviously the fan's favourite

wouldn't have happened in my day, I remember Stocko got impaled by the corner flag vs the Scum in 1954, he carried on playing with it hanging out of his face for the entire match. What a cunt.

I don't go on NO, full of barns and cunts. Like that HTT fella, what a barn. He's a right cunt as well.

referees don't book players for diving and no one loses their job for that.

he'll lead by example.

fuck off back to N-O you barn

do you even go to matches?

he's done his calf. 6 weeks. Then he gets out on probation. Any more bestiality and he's down for good, in the slammer and throw away the key you cunt.

aye. The cunt

yes he did. The cunt

nah, he's just getting ready to play in this little competition called THE CHAMPION'S LEAGUE. Bairn.

fuck off

Newcastle Rocker doesn't make jokes. He doesn't do the whole "irony thing".

Boumsong - Liability Elliott - Tried his best to get us playing route 1 again Ramage - Liability going forward Everyone else was pretty decent, Ameobi was his usualy self. Played some good stuff 1st half, played pretty shite 2nd half, thought Luque should have got more time on the pitch myself if not a place in the first 11.

Taylor and Woodgate = rock solid

Real first name: Gregrino Nickname: Ruud Van Wilfrodamice, Geordie bastard (I live in near Manchester) Age: 17 Occupation: student Location: Warrington Language(s) English, French, Jive talkin Avatart - ??? Previous avatarts? ?????? Tell us when you first joined the boards? can't remember Board highlights? none Board lowlights? none What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Chippendale Pets? Bertie the French Bulldog I play a bit like.... Shearer, clinical finisher, natural born predator, on my way to 1000 goals Football heroes? Shearer, Milburn, Duncan Ferguson, Batty Football villains? Steve Mclaren, Graeme Souness, Le Saux Best advice given? DTA Ideal partner? Ibrahimovich, the goals would flood in Ideal dinner date? Gengis Khan Ideal meal? Food Can you cook? can I cook? fucking gourmet chef Current wheels? Bike Biggest influence? Richard Pryor TV programmes? The Richard Pryor Show, Sopranos Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese - Crispy duck Favourite tunes? the Stones, bit of James Brown Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? 8 1/2 If I won a million pounds.... I wouldn't know what to do with it Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? About 15, Vodka Ever suspended/expelled from school? Suspended yes, many a time Favourite insult? Cunt Not a lot of people know that......I played guitar with Keith Richards once Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? about £60 odd How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 I'm obsessed with..... films In 5 years time, I hope to be.... touring Europe with my band, Greg and the grizzlys

He doesn't cut the mustard in Europe though as evidenced last night