Douggy B

Fuck me. That one is going in my sig. Do you really mean that? Do you really think because you got a wild card to this meeting that you are punching with the Milans, Madrid and Barcas? HAHAHA That is without fail the most delusional thing I have ever heard. Bar none.

Where does it say that? You are there to make up the numbers. So, why weren't MASSIVE CLUB SPURS picked to "make up the numbers"? Don't lie, this boils your piss. I am not claiming we are a massive club but then nor are you. Are we a bigger club than Newcastle? Certainly. Why did we not get invited along to this new boys club? Who knows. Why are Chelsea there? They arent a big club. They are a small club with a bit of money. Does this actually mean anything? No. It will be as meaningless as G14 before it.

Honours Domestic * First Division and Premier League titles: 4 o Champions: 1904-05, 1906-07, 1908-09, 1926-27 o Runners-up: 1995–96, 1996–97 * Football League Second Division: 2 o Champions: 1964-65, 1992-93 o Runners-up: 1897-98, 1947-48 Domestic Cups * FA Cups: 6 o 1910, 1924, 1932, 1951, 1952, 1955 * Charity Shields and Community Shields: 1 o 1909 European * Anglo-Italian Cup: 1 o 1973 * Inter-Cities Fairs Cup (now UEFA Cup): 1 o 1969 * Intertoto Cup: 1 o Winners: 2006 o Runners-up: 2001 So you have won 4 leagues, 6 FA cups and 1 European Compared to our 2 leagues, 8 FAs, 3 European and 4 league cups. I wont comment on the fact that most of yours are pre war.

Where does it say that? You are there to make up the numbers.

Do you not find it a tad embarrassing to have to quote another teams success? What about Newcastle snake? The team YOU support?

Thats quietened you all down a bit. Enjoy your new found status though. Will it be Ashley himself attending? Do you think he will wear his replica shirt?

League Champions: 1950-51, 1960-61 FA Cup Winners: 1901, 1921, 1961, 1962, 1967, 1981, 1982, 1991 Football League Cup Winners: 1971, 1973, 1999, 2008 European Cup Winners' Cup Winners: 1963 UEFA Cup Winners: 1972, 1984 Now thats an honours list

5th twice actually but as I say, if you havent won it you have failed. 2nd = 1st loser. Also ran. No one will remember that second place finish in 100 years time. Only winners are remembered. I can't name who finished first 100 years ago, never mind second, so that's a bit of a daft statement. But if anything was to be remembered from 95/95 it would be NUFC finishing second, would it not? And second is "1st loser" is it? You'd cream yourself if you'd finished 2nd twice. Bitter, bitter boy. The point is the honour remains with the club always. Its clubs like West Ham who puts runners up in their honours list. Finishing second is no honour. Its failure.

5th twice actually but as I say, if you havent won it you have failed. 2nd = 1st loser. Also ran. No one will remember that second place finish in 100 years time. Only winners are remembered. Holland '74? Hungary in '54? Brazil in '82? 100 years down the line - forgotten. Nae chance. FACT

5th twice actually but as I say, if you havent won it you have failed. 2nd = 1st loser. Also ran. No one will remember that second place finish in 100 years time. Only winners are remembered. Holland '74? Hungary in '54? Brazil in '82? 100 years down the line - forgotten.

Twice wasn't it? I remember them fucking it up on the last day though to finish 5th when Arsenal got 4th. Correct, our team was struck down with a "stomach virus" on the last day. The guy who made the decision not to allow us to delay (who was a guest at the Emirates at the time) has just been appointed to the Arsenal board. Who says there is no such thing as corruption in the English game.

5th twice actually but as I say, if you havent won it you have failed. 2nd = 1st loser. Also ran. No one will remember that second place finish in 100 years time. Only winners are remembered.

Like everybody else the plan is too win it. We have been as successful as NUFC in that respect......ie we have failed.

laughin more like.

No point in qualifying if your not going to win it. The game is about winning things, not qualifying for them.

Yeah we can put it next to our EIGHT FA cups eh?

Have you heard the Champions League theme being played at Three Points Lane lately ever ? Who gives a fuck? You can qualify for the CL by being 3rd Loser for the title race. Brilliant. What a fucking misnomer "Champions league" it should be called Champions and a few others league.

Lack of success ? In recent years. 2 FA Cup Finals - Did you win them? 1 UEFA Cup semi final - Did you win it? Premier League runners up - Did you win it? 3 Season's of Champions League football. - Did you win it? ok, no silveware but hardly a lack of success is it ? - Of course it is. How can it be a success if you dont achieve the ultimate goal of winning it? That like me going to work not doing my job properly and saying to my boss "I nearly did it" Its a results business, end of.

If I were your lot I would be concentrating on improving the playing staff rather than influencing the rules of the game. Im not bitter in the slightest. THFC = Cups. NUFC = Mugs. LOL jesus, you're insane with jealousy man. THFC = mid-table mediocrity NUFC = 5th biggest club in England FACT Based on your total lack of success?

If I were your lot I would be concentrating on improving the playing staff rather than influencing the rules of the game. Im not bitter in the slightest. THFC = In Arsenal's shadow. NUFC = In no-one's shadow. Agreed NUFC = In no-one's shadow. In a one horse town. There's an achievement. Open top bus parade?

If I were your lot I would be concentrating on improving the playing staff rather than influencing the rules of the game. Im not bitter in the slightest. THFC = Cups. NUFC = Mugs.

Fucking hell man, calm down. I am perfectly calm and what I said is perfectly true. What benefit is there to be derived from this "big club" tag? What does it get you? So you get invited to some meeting, maybe try and swing a few things in your favour. Then what? Your still shit on the pitch and still potless.

Pathetic. Maybe if you focused on actually winning a trophy for once in a while rather than being a perceived as a "massive" club, success wouldn't be such a distant memory. Enjoy what is essentially a hollow gesture.

I really, really dont give a fuck. In the end of the day it has probably been your delusions of grandeur that have held you back over the last few years. Carry on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Maybe the criteria for selection was pre war trophies won? Or the ability to sell 60K tickets to watch Dane Bowers and some bloke from steps have a kick about. Youre welcome to it.