Douggy B

Lennon. This is the propa thing baby. Read it and weep. No offence but I am not going to be getting too worried just yet. Fair game though, your off the mark and that is deffo a KK signing.

Jonás Gutiérrez From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Jonás Gutiérrez Personal information Full name Jonás Manuel Gutiérrez Date of birth July 5, 1983 (1983-07-05) (age 24) Place of birth Roque Sáenz Peña, Argentina Height 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in) Playing position Winger Club information Current club Newcastle United Number Unknown Youth clubs Vélez Sársfield Senior clubs1 Years Club App (Gls)* 2001–2005 2005–2008 2008- Vélez Sársfield RCD Mallorca Newcastle United 97 (1) 96 (5) National team2 2007- Argentina 2 (0) 1 Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only and correct as of 4 May 2008. 2 National team caps and goals correct as of 14:29, 19 May 2007 (UTC). * Appearances (Goals) Jonás Gutiérrez (born July 5, 1983, in Roque Sáenz Peña, Buenos Aires Province, Argentina) is an Argentine football winger. He played for Vélez Sársfield in Argentina between 2001 and 2005. The highlight of his Vélez career was being part of the team that won the Primera Division Argentina Clausura Tournament in 2005. After winning the title in 2005 he signed with RCD Mallorca, where he currently plays. He earned his first cap against France, February 2007. He often celebrates his goals by putting on a Spiderman mask and going crazy[1] On July 1st 2008, Jonás Gutiérrez unilaterally rescinded his contract with the Spanish side, after calling FIFA's Article 17, most commonly know as "Webster Law". As a result, the club is know demanding a 15 million euros compensation. On July 2nd 2008 , Newcastle United confirmed it had signed the winger on a five year deal [edit] Titles Season Club Title Clausura 2005 Vélez Sársfield Primera Division Argentina [edit] References ^ Video of Spiderman celebration [edit] External links Career Details at National Football Teams

Yeah they changed manager just after he transferred and the new fella didnt fancy Keane so back he went.

Yeah if you believe the press we won't have any strikers at the club next season I personally fully expect it to be the same three up front for us next year.

most patronising and stupid fuckwit post in the thread eh? He is an England under 21 regular breaking through to the full team and he would be relatively cheap in todays market. Its fairly common knowledge that you are now cutting your cloth to fit now rather than getting into silly debt. I would say he would have fit quite well into a KK team. He's lazy, fat with no engine. Honestly what are you talking about? He has slimmed down alot and was never really lazy. His mobility is an issue however his distribution is very good. Ramos is given him a second chance and Capello hasnt written him off......but you dont rate him. Who to trust? When are you lot going to get a decent DM more is the question? Good question, Zokora whilst having the tools for the job has less of a footballing head than the Toonspastic Torres; plus Big Tom isnt the most mobile of units so we definitely need someone to fill that position. Rumours were knocking about that Diarra was part of the Defoe deal as the scum would not deal with us but if that were the case I am sure he would have signed by now. Veloso's name keeps getting metiontioned but Juve look interested so we know how that will pan out. I liked the look of engelaar in the Euros but he looks Shalke bound, also Modric plaqyed a lot deeper in the Euros than I expected so he may take up a Carrick style anchor role rather than us having an out and out DM. Honest answer, I have less of a clue than torres has when it comes to the ladies.

most patronising and stupid fuckwit post in the thread eh? He is an England under 21 regular breaking through to the full team and he would be relatively cheap in todays market. Its fairly common knowledge that you are now cutting your cloth to fit now rather than getting into silly debt. I would say he would have fit quite well into a KK team. He's lazy, fat with no engine. Honestly what are you talking about? He has slimmed down alot and was never really lazy. His mobility is an issue however his distribution is very good. Ramos is given him a second chance and Capello hasnt written him off......but you dont rate him. Who to trust?

I saw a picture of him looking alot worse.

most patronising and stupid fuckwit post in the thread eh? He is an England under 21 regular breaking through to the full team and he would be relatively cheap in todays market. Its fairly common knowledge that you are now cutting your cloth to fit now rather than getting into silly debt. I would say he would have fit quite well into a KK team.

That's the one he's serving for, although in fairness I've seen nastier fights between 5 year olds than that, if that is indeed of his scouser bashing. Typical scum how the lass (his cousin?) gets a couple of digs in while the kid's down. Oh aye without a doubt, but you can see much worse in many places any Friday or Sat night. That's the one he's serving for, although in fairness I've seen nastier fights between 5 year olds than that, if that is indeed of his scouser bashing. Only because you cant see the damage up close. He obviously doesnt have the ability to stop himself when he knocks someone down as is shown in the Dabo case. He is real sub human scum. I hope Bubba is having his way with him as we speak. There wasn't much damage, well at least from what he was charged on anyway, the chipped tooth is what bumped his charge up to what it was. Clearly he has serious control issues, but frankly I'd rather someone like him came at me than someone that actually knew what they were doing. Some people aren't used to shit like that and you just know if the guy had fought back, the lad who stepped in would have joined in the attack. Some people get really affected by stuff like that.

That's the one he's serving for, although in fairness I've seen nastier fights between 5 year olds than that, if that is indeed of his scouser bashing. Only because you cant see the damage up close. He obviously doesnt have the ability to stop himself when he knocks someone down as is shown in the Dabo case. He is real sub human scum. I hope Bubba is having his way with him as we speak.

CCTV footage of the attack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMorhNRmiDM I hope he gets bummed stupid inside.

Tom Huddlestone has signed a contract extension at Spurs. Obviously been given another chance to prove his worth. I thought he may have been an affordable Newcastle target.

Well done Luka

Well done MA. Soon enough all teams will have to operate within their means. FFS did his best to put you on a dodgy financial footing, there has to be a correction at some point.

The site is called Nu mad. Today is Monday.

Yeah that made me smile too. Im so glad we missed out on him.

Toon Open To Offers For Duff? By Nu Mad Monday, 30th June 2008 Reports today suggest Kevin Keegan's hopes of signing Tottenham winger Aaron Lennon depends on the future of Damien Duff. Duff is said to want a return to London, but the only interest he has had has been from Sunderland, and KK is not too happy passing on one of his star players to the "Old Enemy". Article continues below According to The People, Tottenham have slapped a £10 million price-tag on Lennon, and that is out of Keegan's price range ... but, of course, it depends what he gets for Duff.

Only the deluded thought that, I tipped them to win it this year. Mate you get idiots at every club. Its no big deal. Yeah, you get idiots at every club, no doubt about that, we've got a fair share as well. But to join the Spurs fanclub I'm relatively sure that being an idiot is a requirement. Spurs fanclub? I didnt know we had one. Do I get a badge if I join?

Let us talk about success ... were n`t you going on about how successful spurs are ... and calling for comparisons ? Let`s go...small timer! Wit is reserved only for the deserving. You aint it.

Only the deluded thought that, I tipped them to win it this year. Mate you get idiots at every club. Its no big deal.

This is a laugh a minute isnt it eh? Obviously the scouse "wit" isnt passed down the blood line like the love for Liverpool FC is.

You have a very similar style and you log on at the same time. Why because we both hate Tottenham, 80% of this board must have similar style then. The biggest and most accurate insult I can bestow on you is that you're a very poor mans Kingdawson. And there it is text book.

Welcome back to the ignore list Torres, you are like a broken record with nothing at all relevent to say, every single post you make is set out to try and get a reaction. My reaction? Welcome back to the ignore list.

You have a very similar style and you log on at the same time. Are you school mates? I'll admit that our posts have something of a similar style at times, but that comes from being two of the more loquacious posters on here. I like the way you are trying to differentiate yourself on the grounds of quality. Whats the betting Stevie will now drop in with something low brow to reinforce that distinction.