Douggy B

I really, really dont give a fuck. In the end of the day it has probably been your delusions of grandeur that have held you back over the last few years. Carry on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Maybe the criteria for selection was pre war trophies won? Or the ability to sell 60K tickets to watch Dane Bowers and some bloke from steps have a kick about. Youre welcome to it.

Leroy Lita is a steaming pile of horse shit. AND any player who wears DJ headphones in an interview after a game is a complete tit. Two Sunday morning facts for you geordie boys.

MICHAEL DAWSON PROCLAIMS LOVE FOR NUFC AND ENTERS JOINT BID WITH BERBATOV.

Other way round tbh nice wind up attempt though meh, you're right. Either way they are both pretty average.

Poor Mans Michael Dawson.

Certainly gives the story more gravitas. No it doesnt. If the BBC arent covering a big story and everybody else is, they will rehash the details so they dont lose out on readers. Happened the other day with the Keane story (thats gone quiet by the way). Rule of thumb - No quotes = No story. It is in no way comparable to the Keane story. This is important. Yawn, Torres must be a master hacker.

Certainly gives the story more gravitas. No it doesnt. If the BBC arent covering a big story and everybody else is, they will rehash the details so they dont lose out on readers. Happened the other day with the Keane story (thats gone quiet by the way). Rule of thumb - No quotes = No story.

Mike, are you planning on selling NUFC? No. Not even for a massive offer? It would have to be huge. erm......420m? erm yeah, I supose. ASHLEY NAMES PRICE FOR NEWCASTLE Name anybody who wouldnt sell a club for twice its worth?

And you lot think the press hate you. You sign one player and the BBC give you a full page of journalism. We are lucky if we get three lines idiot boy, it's a spread in the "MY club section" if you bothered your arse to have a wee gander, you'd find you've got a full spread on Huddlestone signing a contract! oh, by the by, type "innit" again on this forum and I'll have you banned. fucking "innit", I ask you, what the hell is the world coming to? No you won't. INNIT!

And you lot think the press hate you. You sign one player and the BBC give you a full page of journalism. We are lucky if we get three lines That's just because you're insignificant. Has Torres stole Happy Faces login

And you lot think the press hate you. You sign one player and the BBC give you a full page of journalism. We are lucky if we get three lines

Yeah that made me smile too. Im so glad we missed out on him. You weren`t in the running you tool. For Duff? Are you kidding me? I really dont know why I bother conversing with you as you clearly know nothing about football at all but I am intrigued how you have come to that conclusion.

Thats 6 points for you next season if we dont flog Robbo.

If the red tops are to be believed, which they are not.

Good ... squad player. He`ll jump at the chance to join us though. So when you said he was rubbish you were on the wind up? I wouldn`t want him as one of my first 11 ... but in a Crouchlike role he`d be fine. But I`ll be very pleased if he proves me wrong. Do you think 20 mil is a bit much for a "rubbish" squad player? Especially in light of your ownership issues? And the money you will have to pay to Villa for Barry? Do you also think this "swap deal" may just be Liverpools way of hurrying along the crouch to pompey so that the funds are in place for the Barry deal? I think Rafa likes Keane so it doesn`t surprise me at all. I wasn`t aware that we offered or paid 20 mil for him? ... I`d say that`s wishful thinking on your part. You dont even know if you made a bid or not? You should spend less time on this forum mate. Crouch plus cash swap amounting to 20mil in all is being banded around by the press. I am 100% sure it is a complete fabrication though, as lets face it I dont think you have two pennies to rub together until you sell.

Good ... squad player. He`ll jump at the chance to join us though. So when you said he was rubbish you were on the wind up? I wouldn`t want him as one of my first 11 ... but in a Crouchlike role he`d be fine. But I`ll be very pleased if he proves me wrong. Do you think 20 mil is a bit much for a "rubbish" squad player? Especially in light of your ownership issues? And the money you will have to pay to Villa for Barry? Do you also think this "swap deal" may just be Liverpools way of hurrying along the crouch to pompey so that the funds are in place for the Barry deal?

Good ... squad player. He`ll jump at the chance to join us though. So when you said he was rubbish you were on the wind up?

I'm still hoping for 2-4-4. It's more of a theft than a free. About time we did that to someone else really, and had a bit more business acumen about us than FFS's "name your price lad", and the Spiderman mask is just a bonus. Innit MA is a business man and is getting NUFC back in order. Good bit of business. Mike Ashley as a Business man has a lot to be desired morally Aye, but you don't make that much money by being nice, which is fine so long as he's working in our interests. Spot on.

So what is it Torres? Robbie Keane, rubbish or good?

It's more of a theft than a free. About time we did that to someone else really, and had a bit more business acumen about us than FFS's "name your price lad", and the Spiderman mask is just a bonus. Innit MA is a business man and is getting NUFC back in order. Good bit of business.

Keane will make a good squad player for us. Hmm Is torres fickle? Or are all his posts a wind up? Or does he just have no clue about football as he is a plastic? More questions than answers.

I'm guessing we've reached an agreement with Mallorca for him cock-spack. From snakes post: "As a result, the club is know demanding a 15 million euros compensation." I was purely commenting on the above.

Straws and grasping dear? No fair game, great bit of business. I dont like this new law but if it has worked in your favour, you are not going to complain.

Free transfer? Mike Ashley will be loving that.