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That's where I came to not mind him. Truth be told I was only watching it because I knew how it ended. Spectacularly... so I definitely have a fair dose of your second sentence in me as well.

I'm three hours into this and it just keep getting better.

I know I'm in the minority (possibly on my own) but I don't have the same level of dislike for Arteta. His over animated gesticulation from the sidelines is ridiculous, granted, but it's mostly amusing for how ridiculous it is. Klopp is 10 times worse overall. I'd be annoyed if I was them as well, that should have been an easy offside decision.

You could also read it like we're playing with three centre backs and Trippier is playing right midfield.

Maybe their oil money can buy them something to hold their banner up so it doesn't need subtitles.

How was the dive from Grealish. Commentary I heard didn't make anything of it, I swear if it was a lesser team, or a lower profile player and they would have been slating the player for simulation. Poor IMO that the VAR didn't overturn that, it was the perfect opportunity with no risk as the game was effectively over anyway.

I wasn't lying about high literature. Fox in socks eat rocks you pox, Pocks on rocks with clocks in box, Box of socks and rocks hit fox, Fox last tocks and now in box.

Think that's Green Eggs and Ham. I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of high literature.

I'd say there's every chance we're back in for him in the summer. We'd have loved him through this last run of games!

It did bring a smile to my face, and he actually didn't turn it over at the end.

That fucking tackle has really changed the feeling, it was a classic old Newcastle bit of self-sabotage.

Amateur hour, offside after the throw in..... Once again our shocking lack of depth on display. They were shite second half and we couldn't take advantage of it, hard to see us kicking on with the remainder of the season after the current run of games. Far from a crisis but frustration about what could have been with a bit more depth, or at least just not a brain explosion from Bruno.

And at half time.

Trippier the fucking ice man there, calm as you like.

Fucking hell BDB, atrocious.

Which is fair enough really. Looking at what happened and his immediate reaction it's hard to see how he might have hurt himself.

By day, a mild mannered football winger, by night, a clinical shithouser.

Longstaff having a rollercoaster of a game, with more dips than rises.

at Neto doing a fake chest pass at Isak's head

*except for the defense splitting pass that created our goal

That's a pretty accurate 'honest trailers' appraisal of his game.

Yup, Targett never got to full match fitness and then picked up an injury. We carry Lewis on the bench but you'd not fancy him to be given a run.

I didn't say it was egregious, just that if I'm Bournemouth I'm disappointed about only being equal whereas on balance of play I'm happy to be 1-1. Happy to see ASM coming to life here and offering us something different.

Yeah, was a poor last touch before the shot that gave him next to no chance, but still ok with him taking it to keep them on their toes.