DanTheMan

Pile of shite.

Bloody hell. 6136[/snapback] I was only joking. 6139[/snapback] It's alright mate, we've all been there.

Bloody hell.

Getting warmer... 5433[/snapback] Fumaca?

Is it Cris?

Thank fuck for that. Nicely put, and hopefully it can end all of this squabbling.

Goes by the name of sarah. 4788[/snapback] FFS, you're the one bitching about how crap your relationship was and how much you hated her. Let it drop man, makes you look bitter. She appears to be taking it far better than you.

WITCHES? WTF are you on about man?

Good luck

I agree.

That is still fairly shocking.

He wasn't giving, you were. And don't talk with your mouth full. 4527[/snapback] What can I say to that?

Is it blasphemous to talk about Jesus giving oral sex?

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] You not into recieving then?

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] I have water all over my keyboard now.

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] Erm, where's the Angelina Jolie option? 4512[/snapback] I'd like to see that.

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus?

Right thats it!!! Im not reading this thread anymore! cant afford a new keyboard 4503[/snapback] Can you not use a tissue like everyone else?

If anyone watches The Office, this reminds me of the bit when David brent says what he'd do to the members of Fleetwood Mac (I think) I'm LMAO at that though. There's always one.

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fuck off bean counter! 4476[/snapback] "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane". 4484[/snapback] Bet there'd be nee time for a pit stop either.

Just cos we're in touch with our sexuality.

Get me and Meenzer one.

Not a bad thing.

I think this thread alone justifies the new forum TBH. Quality banter.