DanTheMan

But you could have just left it for him to find when he logged in. Truth is, you just wanted us all to know how desperate you were to turn to the pink side 138337[/snapback] Scandalous.

It was an attempt to disguise the critical point of the message as an afterthought so I could hide how much I want to discuss the bloody semi final with Meenzer!

Absolutely! PS, check your PMs!

I told you ya should have watched Eurovision!

Slovenia, Ukraine, Russia, Finland, Belarus are my favourites so far.

CUMMON! Tune in everyone!

Yay, I love Eurovision.

Eldon Square would probably be best for me like. *cue 1000 'reet, let's go to the other place then' replies *

Intertoto R3: Jul 15/16th (h) Jul 22nd (a) (h/a order subject to final confirmation by UEFA)

The set-up is incredibly professional up there, we could learn a lot from them.

I'm at the academy every weekend mate, and it's absolutely stunning. The system of coaching, scouting and facilities they have is better than the other two academies in the NE put together. Got a game with the Boro U18s in a few weeks, I'm sure they'll tonk the opposition, they're fucking fantastic.

If the world record is 8 minutes, why doesn't he do it for 20 minutes or something? Instead of seven bloody days!

Just a tad, aye.

Boris Johnson's tackle! Class!

Been a round for a while mate. Owen's acting is the most wooden thing I've seen in my life!

Congratulations on your promotion to Division 1 Bizza.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGsNsXKHS5U Poor bastard, ended up with about 7K as well!

The response I got from Bert K, UEFA guru. 'No, they will take the TH spot, enter directly in R1 and England will, in this way, get an extra team in UEFA Cup. Unlike CL, in UEFA Cup there's no limit concerning the number of teams from one country.' TH = title holders. They is obviously Middlesbrough.

Precisely.... Like I can be fucking arsed to sit there all afternoon sifting through a 150MB database table that would take fucking ages to open simply to find out what arcade unit J69 was creaming his pants over! I have a job and a family thank you very much! 129172[/snapback] You fucking sure you're a fucking appropriate example of a fucking family man? 129215[/snapback]

Is the UEFA Cup holders spot not an additional place? So surely whether Boro win it or not, top 6 in the league qualify. Simply if Boro win it, they get a place for themselves. Or am I wrong?

I HATE LIVING IN FUCKING TEESSIDE!

If we're in the Intertoto, I'll be there to watch for a bit.

Dan, Kournikova is not one of the most beautiful women in the world. If she wasn't a tennis player there's no way she'd be getting her photo in magazines and that. She was a mediocre tennis player who happened to be pretty-ish. You TOOL! 128737[/snapback] Nee chance! She's way better looking than pretty much all of the women above her in the list. Especially stick insects like Knightley and Cotton.

You wanna take this outside? PS Don't hurt me. I am as soft as shite!

I wanted the thread removed because the banter was absolutely shite! I just wanted a yes/no answer, didn't mean to kick anything off! I'm sure everyone can restrain themselves