Kid Dynamite

This isnt meant to be any sort of boast, but when I was 22 I did the Great North Run without a days training. I thought I was done for after 4 miles but managed to scrape through. Couldnt walk for a week and my nipples bled though

If you look at the money they have spent over the last 2 years they are in worse shit than us!

Something needs doing like. I cant see what would work other than a mass boycott of the games. I know its been talked to death and people reckon the players dont deserve it etc. But you guarantee every paper in the world would sit up and take notice

losing 3-0, 4-4 on aggregate. If it stays the same after extra time Burnley go through on away goals having beaten Arsenal, Chelsea, Fulham and now Spurs

Plus Owen is missing more than hes scoring at the minute

You write that one yourself Wacky? No-one on here boils my piss man

No, dish and box are free in the UK. Sports package costs about £45 a month

Except I dont have epilepsy, and if I did why would it be something to be embarrassed about? Try harder Wacky

4.7million to sack the manager. Bet he was loving it

So is that improved offer above £8mil? or was that the improved offer?

Didnt know you were a magistrate tom

So were you first, guess we are all even! Either way Jonny blatantly wants to see the stud on the left in HD

This is the lass who has a video of her being porked on the net and gets her tits out for a living

Id happily sell my season ticket if my folks hadnt bought it as a present. Im actually dreading the 3 home games next month

Continues with a Shola-esque bullet header, then next up is 14 different angles of the same goal

Maybe, they only have 12 points in the last 12 games though. We have 14 and think how shite we have been

Cos they are in a similar position to city, lots of money but staring at relegation. Anywhere is better than here at the minute, im just speculating whether City is 'that' much better for him to leave his home and fans who worship him. Maybe he knows something we dont in regards to Summer transfers etc that they might be making.

i wouldnt be surprised if MA doesnt want to sanction his wages til we are sure we cant find a better free transfer

Are you saying they aren't a much more attractive proposition than us at present then? And following on from your retort, Andy Cole and Teddy Sheringham couldn't stand each other but they still played together and were professional on the pitch. Plus I'm sure at every club Bellamy has been to he's been regarded as a cunt but he's also the sort of player you'd much rather have on your side than the opposition's. Yeah. They managed a flukey signing in Robinho who could be on his way to Chelsea soon anyway, a horrendous publicly doomed bid for Kaka, and paid 3 times what Bellamys worth for a player who only scored 7 goals in his West Ham career. They are 2 points above us in the league at the minute and if they fail to sign anymore decent players in january they could quite easily be as fucked as us. Which is why I said he should hold off and see who they sign. Reminds me of that time we flukily signed Michael Owen, made an horrendous public bid for Rooney and paid three times what Boumsong was worth, and for a player who had previously went on a free transfer six months before hand as well. Happy days. Exactly, out of the frying pan and into the fire. You can guarantee Hughes will be gone in the Summer and whats to say the next manager gives a fuck about Shay

Enough to uproot your kids and family and move to a different part of the country? If it was Arsenal then its no contest, but Man City already have a highly rated keeper and, like I said, they have yet to sign anyone of note this window. They arent in Europe and wont be next season either most likely. Kaka has set the precedent now, none of the worlds top players want to play for City, thats why they are signing people like Bellamy and Jo for crazy prices. Same goes for Spurs imo, they are just as likely to go down as us atm

Dont know like, most people use the term 'on' colloquially these days. I watched Rambo on video, I watched Rocky on DVD etc.

Wouldn't it be 'by'? 'I watched Commando by Blu-Ray' . . . . . nah that doesnt even make sense

Technically it's OrthopAedic

Technically its 'on' Blu-Ray

I turned that video off after his first highlight was falling over and the second one was aiming a tame header straight at the keeper