Kid Dynamite

Glad to see Villa put in their season best performance against us to *checks notes* bolster their 7th place position and get into the Conference League

One thing for certain is that Callum Wilson is NOT a mix up option. He struggles to even hold the ball up when he comes on as a sub these days.

The club readily admit that if you apply for every home game you will win 2-3 on average. Your best bet is to refresh the website every day for a fortnight and hope you're fastest finger first on a spare appearing. Which is mental

Adidas training kit releases must be into double figures by now!

20 English teams they have links too, and the Mackems aren't one of them

Kanye having another normal one I see

Anderson must be worth £35m+ after the season he's had. As opposed to £15m and a 3rd choice keeper. They got a steal

Aye, your paying for a newer room with a telly and nicer food essentially

Private care is all good and well if you want a boob job or you want to jump the queue for a dermatology appointment. But they're all run by NHS doctors on their days off. If you're genuinely fucked and need round the clock care then you're better off in an NHS hospital with every specialty working 24/7 and an intensive care unit next door if the shit hits the fan

I'd still take Kulisevski

2 former NUFC players ffs!

1 pt from the last 4 games

Not to stir the pot, but the "safe spaces" argument is bollocks imo. If a male rapist wants to rape a woman, he doesn't have to dress like a woman to get in the ladies toilets. Trans women have been using female spaces for years and if there had been a increase in attacks on CIS women by trans women, you can rest assured the Daily Mail and GB News would have made it front page news for fucking weeks and JK Rowlings head would have exploded. Also, lasses toilets are all cubicals anyway. I don't see a song and dance about trans men wanting to get a peek at loads of cocks at the urinals.

I've got a dischord album tattooed on my leg as it happens 😂

Sold the TBS as it had a rattle I couldn't fix and my OCD couldn't cope Replacing it with another Triumph

Just seen the disallowed Leicester goal. That's fucking scandalous!

Jim Davidson said Starmer was having a gay affair with Lord Alli and a big chunk of twitter believes him

If you need to get over a humping then a home game against a bottom 3 club is a good opportunity (although they won't be a walkover).

100% I may be clutching at straws, but you also wonder whether having Howe more involved would have spotted some of this coming yesterday and come up with a slightly different game plan

They've won 11 out of 12 tbf. And the 1 loss was against PSG. If they keep it up then we either need to win our next 5 or hope Forest/City/Chelsea drop points

It was a weird match. They scored 2 lucky deflections/own goals, but could have had another 3 if Watkins had his shooting boots on. We seemed to be leaving gaps all over the pitch. We need to protect our GD as we might be relying on that to get us into the EL or CL

Most of villas wins have been against lower league teams in the cup, shite teams in the PL or shite teams in the CL. If we play like we did on Wednesday we will blow them away

Obviously, scoring 3 goals in the last 7 minutes is exciting and all that. But it's the 1/4 finals of the Europa League and Man Utd were shit for the majority of the game the commentators were going on like this was bigger than the CL final comeback

How long is his ban if he gets booked? If it's only 1 game then I'd rather he missed Ipswich tbh

Good half for Villa. Shame about the other 3