Monkeys Fist
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Whats that place called on the biggmarket where you can get the "Curry Hell" and if you finish it you get it for free, i went there but i cant remember the name, the curries in there are bloody lovely!
Couldnt finish the curry hell though, it tasted like ash.
That'd be the Curry Capital, formerly the Rupali. It's not the same without His Lordship in situ, but his son's doing a decent job of keeping it going.
Abdul Lateef, Lord of Harpole- Legend
Where the feck is Harpole?
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He was madder than a bag of ferrets
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Insomnia isn't exactly a serious insult ffs.
It's not like he called him a FUCKING STINKING SULKY FRENCH JUNGLE BUNNY TURD BURGLAR or anything.
If he did say that I would be the first to admonish JFK, there's no room for racist, homophobic, xenophobic language.
No wonder the poor lad can't sleep.
Bernard Manning-lite -
Let's hope goes the way of Olivier Bernard. Bloody Hell Gemmill, I hope I never piss you off...
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There's only one way to sort this out...
FIIIIGHT
(with apologies to harry hill)
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Having watched the clip...
Get a grip Charlie!
FFS kinnear is a bumbling fool, a slip of the tongue/ too much Gin.
We should sell the twat- to Fucking Moscow or St.Petersburg.. freeze ya childish cunt!
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Average player at big money. Right position at least.
How's his injury record been recently? At this stage we just need fit players. I doubt he'll do any better in centre midfield than Smith last season.
I was just about to say....
What injury is he carrying/
How long ( in Minutes) before he's out for 8-9 weeks..
Kevin feckin Nolan-I AM depressed.
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I think there'll be one less next season
He's not even a scouser- Welsh isn't he?
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The explanation is it's shit.The simple answers are always the best
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every cunt from then?
i would've thought they all come from another c*nt.
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Don't sell him as Kinnear and Ashley won't replace him.
If we need another violent criminal who eats at Mcdonalds, spends more time in the Courts than on the pitch,is no more than average talent-wise, and likes kicking off with team mates I'm sure a trip to Pitz would find plenty of more than willing candidates for half the wages.
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Won't be the first Fanni we've had in defence.
If we get Sultan of Broon- Eye to buy us, sign Shittu, all we need do is get Big Dennis to find a usless Spaniard called Spunkbaggiola and we're in business.
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Bloody hell! next thing some bright spark will be suggesting teams don't sell their best players- it's all going to the dogs imo.
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Nobody should ever look the other way at the awful mismanagement perpetrated by FFS while he was here. But for all his faults, he was a fan, he did care about the club doing well, he was never afraid to confront criticism, and he wasn't a freeloader trying to strip as much as he could from our club like one of his charv sportswear stores.
You sure?
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I don't think he's an idiot. I think he hasn't a clue about football tho, nor about this club.
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Wise and Vetere are in Brazil apparently.
They can fucking stay there for me.
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If he wants bonding, maybe they should all go out, compare their bank balances, and realise what lucky fuckers they are- then go to work for 90 mins..
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So how to explain the madness of fat mike's reign?
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So who do you propose will be?
Wise?
We'll get a top line coach in the summer and it is clear if we put the hysteria aside that there are still many attractive things
about managing in the PL. I refuse to believe they aren't looking for a top line manager.
time to wake up and smell the (own brand instant) coffee mate.
we're being led by a clueless fuck
kinnear will very likely accompany us on our trip down the leagues.
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Tom & Jerry, Penfold,Huckleberry Hound, Will E Coyote.
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I got tickets to see him at the Theatre Royal in June
He knew you were going to book
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All survived apparently!
Fucking Nails them Yankee Seagulls.
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Looks like Ashley left a copy of his statement lying around in a hotel...Mike Ashley's NUFC Statement - January
Firstly, let me start by saying that I hope each and every one of you enjoyed a wonderful Christmas period, and a very happy New Years. I trust that you all went home smiling from the high scoring affair against Liverpool! What a cracking game. I cheered on every header, and kick and particularly enjoyed our new red strip.
Joe Kinnear has really began to take the club forward, and given his excellent run of results he has my complete backing both emotionally and financially. Despite the latter this January transfer window was not as successful as we had first anticipated. In looking to strengthen our squad, the Club had been exploring a number of possibilities in the transfer window. We were particularly interested in players with a proven calibre and Championship pedigree, such is the forethinking of our Scouting Network. In addition we identified a number of already proven talents in the hope of satiating the calls from you for new players. Despite our offers of more than 50% of the players value, we were inexplicably unable to land any of these targets. This was regardless of how many times Joe leaked their physical description, or country of origin to the press. Nonetheless I trust this will have ended the uncertainty surrounding the future direction of Newcastle United.
Even though the New Year is traditionally a time to look forwards and upwards, I encourage each and every one of you to do the exact opposite. Take the opportunity to purchase (from the Club Shop) a fantastic DVD, such as Newcastle United Flying High, or Newcastle United Big Hits, and relive the glorious days of the past while you snuggle up under a club blanket (from the Club Shop) and sip on a warm cocoa from a Newcastle United mug (also from the Club Shop).
When I bought Newcastle United I was always committed to developing and investing in our youth structure and that has certainly continued. Our Academy side sit top of the table after a long winning streak and retain an interest in the FA Youth Cup (unlike our first team who sit nowhere near the top of the table and were knocked out of the FA Cup). To this end we will continue to buy promising young players who will endeavour to keep this side where it belongs - at the top of the table!
Thankfully, as a result of rich Arabs throwing their money at proper football players I have managed to largely stay out of the press. I am no different to you all when it comes to enjoying taking my private jet to New York, where I can throw wild parties and finance impressive bar bills.
Back to football. We've seen how you can drop down the ladder if you fail to win matches, and when I look at the table I notice we're only 3 points off the bottom three, and 5 points from the bottom! As you can see there is still a lot to play for. This Barclay's Premier League season, not unlike myself has been one of the tightest ever.
Hope you all have a cracking evening!
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Ahhh, Jamie Lee.....
just change me pants
Recommend a takeaway in Newcastle area
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