Monkeys Fist

What is it about male public toilets that makes your little mushroom so damned sweaty?

Fyp

Fewming because they’ve decided that PIF is giving free meals to kids in Newcastle Also, that last line… Kids- kids are definitely more vile than murderers

When we were in Normandy with the kids, we came across the Basilica of Saint Therese of Lisieux, massive Cathedral started in 1929, finished in 1954, with some mild bombing* in between. Definitely worth a visit if you’re in the area- the pairings and murals inside are fucking mad, in fact, I’d recommend dropping a tab before you go, it’s the only way to explain this depiction of the Middle Eastern lad Jesus Bat Shit Insanity * you can go up the outside of the dome, and on the top path there’s an in situ shell from ww2, stuck in the pathway, which, of course,didn’t go off and was a miracle.

Joseph Swan- top lad.

Standing looking at a chimney is one of the least bonkers things that’s been done “in the name if the Lord” over the millennia, let’s be honest.

I always find a ball-gag works wonders with consent as they just can’t say no.

0800 5318008. Put me on speed daal.

I posted that over in the NUFC old pics thread earlier , and also found an article about his brother Ted- apparently he died in 1970, going overboard off a tanker off the coast of Dubai, and there are strong suggestions he was murdered, which I’d never heard about.

I don’t know what all the argy-bhajji is about?

Isn’t excel just a case of filling the boxes?

When I had my rope access business we took in a Chinese lad as an apprentice but had to let him go as he couldn’t handle the exposure. Still, I’ll always remember Wai Tu Hii fondly.

I only made it to through the first stages, the Elton John level 1. Level 2 ABBA did for me on the first song, Tikka Chance on Me.

He couldn’t- that was the problem.

I should add that the course is a great way to learn a language, and is presented by India’s no. 1 karaoke star, Geruptah Singh.

I once tried to learn Indian through the songs of Elton John, and I can say that Sari seems to be the hardest word.

Aye, anyone who deep fry’s “roast potatoes” should be hung by their own intestines.

Just reading through his wiki page- his brother Ted, who played alongside him here , died in 1970 falling overboard from an oil tanker off the coast of Dubai, his body never being recovered! Fuck me, further reading says he was likely murdered!… https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football-the-story-of-the-fabulous-robledo-boys-1094964.html#

Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc.

Nowt worse than Guinea Pig with no salad.

I went out with a South Indian lass for a while. Filthy and a right Goa.

Robledo next to Jackie on the right? Funnily enough, this lovely little piece popped up in the BEEB site earlier. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20x0peyp2ko Robledo’s daughter at the Back Page, saying her dad loved his time here.

Ebents, Shirley?