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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I’ve just looked them up, and they were aged 15-17 when they recorded that. They also had a pathological hatred for greyhounds and made it their life’s work to wind the crazy bastards up. One of the above statements is true. Guess
  2. Otherwise they’d be standing, and you wouldn’t see the fine fellows behind. Also, they’ve just wiped.
  3. Shall I knock on all the neighbours doors before I snip one off on the path?
  4. Few things finer than mastering plucking your banjo’s strings.
  5. Just to confuse things, I saw the comments in the Trump thread about this, and shifted my post over there. Not shifting yours, like, banjo fiddler.
  6. I’ve just read the thread from start to finish I’m still baffled, but fuck me, what a laugh. @Dazzler, are you still in touch with any of these? Bring them back for another round if so, we’ll be fucking nice, honest.
  7. Since it’s Gemmill, who’s a bit “special”, I’ll go round his and wipe my hoop STANDING in front of his living room window instead. But, anyone else, Quiffed. No quibbles, no skinchies , no takesy backsies
  8. One more fucking mention of x fucking G, in support of it or baffled by it, and I’m fucking Quiffing whichever cunt does it. One fucking more!
  9. I believe the word you’re looking for is Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Renton?
  10. Both above squads had super talented players who, whilst great to watch, could often be guilty of selfishness and reluctance to drop back when needed. Every single one of current side, especially the “stars” of it, give 100% to the team. The semi-final and the final are probably the most complete examples of this that I can recall. It’s also very rare to see our lads properly arguing or frustrated with each other, even when they’re losing ( what’s that again? ). All of which comes from the unbelievably thorough job that Howe, Tindall, Jones and all the other backroom staff are doing, from coaching, recruitment, everything. After the initial, massive, adrenaline hit of the takeover had worn off and the size of the job at hand was apparent, I don’t think anyone, from Chairman down, could have possibly expected us to be in such a strong position so soon. It’s a beautiful thing to see.
  11. Imagine even attempting to assume the moral high ground when one of your own fans glassed your own chairman whilst he was out for a meal with his sisterwife The mental gymnastics these cunts are pulling off make Olga Korbut look like Stephen Hawking
  12. Just stepped out the back of my house, in Forest Hall, and heard the unmistakable sound of “ Naaa na na na-na-na naaah Geordies!” coming from SJP. 7 miles away. Fucking glorious.
  13. Had other stuff going on, so I’ve only just checked in here. All I’ll say is.
  14. They’re all the highly creative account names that our incel friend from Teeside used yesterday when he had his period. He loves me really.
  15. Maybe this’ll be the club where he finally gets the hang of this football lark?
  16. Good job none of the daft twats use petrol, eh?
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