Monkeys Fist

This sounds like the work of an AI* bot * Arse inspector

Nah, that’s me done.

I’d be tempted to try homosexuality but I just can’t be arsed.

Well, that’s a bummer.

I have say, and I don’t say this lightly, but I’m disappointed in you. I was expecting one of the fat trolls from your Penshaw Monument pics, but instead we’ve just got mackem David Brent (who, granted , looks authentic as he’s baffled by cutlery). 5/7.

Fingerblast or Beanflickery?

I doubt I’ll find it.

This one?

Get yer sou’wester on, she wants to call in to Peover on the way back.

Let me guess- he’s from Wideopen?

@Howmanheyman- how’s the eyesight these days?

Me and Mrs. F. are having a filthy weekend away at Fingringhoe. We might stop at Clitheroe on the way.

Soz. I feel a bit deflated now, tbh.

Ironic that the most famous baked goods advert ever is on a street originally built by some royal lad who burnt cakes.

I won’t go in to detail, but it was a blind lad that invented the first Scratch and Sniff cards.

Ok Stoner.

I’ll just add that the real reason the uk housing market is fucked is thanks to Margaret Thatcher, who was from Generation Cunt.

You’ve got a cheek, mind Fish.

Rumours going round that he was tyred of life.

Oh, it will be, give it a day or two until his dad sobers up.

You know when you’d put your shoes on your knees as a kid and pretend to be a dwarf…