Monkeys Fist

Currently on tour Around the World

Is that the album with “ Can You Dig It? “ on?

Just because you’ve never seen the dyslexic-friendly version of Wart Ars’s, doesn’t mean you’ve got be up in our face and angry, like Rev. Haddart.

Fuck me- you’ve done it now. Jonah has spoken lads, Starmer will be caught rattling Rayner on the Speaker’s throne in September.

Wordsmithery.

I saw one specifically adapted for amputees last week- Raiders of the Lost Arm.

My mate’s old man took the same way out on the same stretch of line. He walked up towards Burradon from the Westmoor crossing and sat on the track as the Edinburgh train came down. Brutal way to go, and devastating for everyone involved. My mate wanted to go to where it happened a couple of days after, despite my trying to dissuade him. I had to ring the Transport Police, explain the crack, and ask if they were 100% sure that mate wouldn’t stumble across any “remnants” or blood splatters, all without my mate being aware of it. Fucking awful crack.

That’s quite a range…

Btw mate, if you’re looking for a new disabled driver since the move, this lad is apparently a bit tasty. ( Not too clever in snow though).

Still a tidy boiler…

Cheers, will look it up, and recommend it to Fist Jnr who has square eyes.

That’s a very empty looking wagon, mind Much like the cans

How could I forget Penfold? Might have to watch it again, if it’s still on iPlayer.

Absolutely superb to that. Matt Whossname is mint in it, as are the other two actors. Top pervery there, keep it up !

The new Time Bandits TV series gets a good write-up Here Created by Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement and Iain Morris ( wrote Inbetweeners). On Apple TV. I loved the film, so I might drag myself away from the games console and give it a watch.

In the pantheon of great British nonce films, it pales into insignificance compared to Rita Sue and Bob Too. ‘Appen.

Probably the most influential but least famous British musician of the 60s- his band members list alone is like a who’s who of greats, and his influence on British blues bands arguably led to Cream, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, etc. He’s one of the few who actually deserve the Legend title.

My neighbour and uncle have both just had it- it’s definitely doing the rounds again up here.

Technically, 90% of it will be about southerners.

Went to a sex show in Amsterdam and this lass with three vaginas came on. To cut a long story short- she got fucked left , right and centre.

Aye, but it’s in Blyth.

What Dave’s?

If only you held similar views about all our former employees, eh Ibby?