Monkeys Fist
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Sodium Stearate.
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Stevie Stevie Stevie the lad was congratulating us ffs. 
This is the thread for hissy fits , mind.
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Tit Saturday all over town this morning.
Jubblilicious.
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Blackpool were utter shite like.
Letting them score flatters them enormously.
Why did Hughton bring Strola on?
Anyway, 3 more points, happy days.
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I've been stood behind my car for over 5 hours now,
fucking exhausted
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Everyone on this forum should have some hangover tomorrow, if they haven't you're all mackems.
Bank Holiday drinking is for plebs tbh.
I have to be in Manchester at 8am, so any celebrations tonight will be muted.
Save it for the Going up as Champs drinks.
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Looking forward to this- should be a good atmosphere.
I'd be happy to kick off safe in the knowledge we're up tbh.
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No hissy fits here Derek.
Just an opinion stated.
Nothing to say?
No, why not question my sexuality?
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The thing is CT/Derek, you've got this whole thing the wrong way round.
We, the fans, have done nothing wrong. We've simply done what we always do- turn up in numbers, home & away, on TV or not, and supported OUR TEAM.
The fans didn't lie. The fans didn't give our mates jobs they were/are disastrously ill suited to. The fans didn't force out the only man in the club who knew what he was doing. The fans didn't create such an atmosphere of instability that mo-one knew from week to week if were for sale or not.
The fans didn't get us relegated.
It's not up to the fans to put things right and seek forgiveness from Ashley.
It's not up to the fans to prove they have the clubs best interests at heart.
I'll say it again- the fans have done nothing wrong.
So to expect us to thank the fat bastard for attempting to do what he should have done from day 1 is a bit rich.
Ashley should be crawling out to the centre circle, prostrating himself in thanks at the extraordinary level of support from the NUFC faithfull.
He should be dragging Llamearse behind him, sacking the incompetant fool in front of his long suffering customers.
But he won't.
That's why he's a country mile away from any semblance of forgiveness from me and thousands like me.
Just upping my post count again Ct.
I would have replied to that but it was just so melodramatic.
Aye, right.
Bottle arse.
Well you write a whole load of statements, none of which have anything to do with the thread.
No-ones has said the fans have caused anything
All melodramtaic piffle
In your opening waffle you state that the fans should thank Ashley.
My reasoning as to why they shouldn't is the above melodramatic piffle.
Since none of the above kisses the arse of the Fatman , I didn't really expect a reply from you.
That and the fact your are laughably ignorant.
Fish stated earlier that he would never question another fans loyalty- I'm questioning yours.
Your allegiances change with the wind, you critisize people for not kissing Ashleys arse, people who have invested in thus club long before he arrived, and will continue to long after he's gone.
In short, you're a know nowt cunt who's after snit of attention.
Prick.
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The thing is CT/Derek, you've got this whole thing the wrong way round.
We, the fans, have done nothing wrong. We've simply done what we always do- turn up in numbers, home & away, on TV or not, and supported OUR TEAM.
The fans didn't lie. The fans didn't give our mates jobs they were/are disastrously ill suited to. The fans didn't force out the only man in the club who knew what he was doing. The fans didn't create such an atmosphere of instability that mo-one knew from week to week if were for sale or not.
The fans didn't get us relegated.
It's not up to the fans to put things right and seek forgiveness from Ashley.
It's not up to the fans to prove they have the clubs best interests at heart.
I'll say it again- the fans have done nothing wrong.
So to expect us to thank the fat bastard for attempting to do what he should have done from day 1 is a bit rich.
Ashley should be crawling out to the centre circle, prostrating himself in thanks at the extraordinary level of support from the NUFC faithfull.
He should be dragging Llamearse behind him, sacking the incompetant fool in front of his long suffering customers.
But he won't.
That's why he's a country mile away from any semblance of forgiveness from me and thousands like me.
Just upping my post count again Ct.
I would have replied to that but it was just so melodramatic.
Aye, right.
Bottle arse.
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It would be nice if the club did something to mark the occasion such as those cow horns or freebie scarfes for the bairns and I also hope the team and Hughton stay on the pitch at the end for a standing ovation.
Are you fucking mental? Headfuck of the century.
When Shearer was managing, all the kids loved those cow horn thingys and had great fun with them.
Seriously, just read that to yourself, actually read it out aloud, and please come to terms with how pathetic you sound.
Im guessing 15, bit of bumfluff on the chin, not had a real girl yet but have found yourself paying a bit too much interest to the other boys in the shower
oh deary deary me
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The thing is CT/Derek, you've got this whole thing the wrong way round.
We, the fans, have done nothing wrong. We've simply done what we always do- turn up in numbers, home & away, on TV or not, and supported OUR TEAM.
The fans didn't lie. The fans didn't give our mates jobs they were/are disastrously ill suited to. The fans didn't force out the only man in the club who knew what he was doing. The fans didn't create such an atmosphere of instability that mo-one knew from week to week if were for sale or not.
The fans didn't get us relegated.
It's not up to the fans to put things right and seek forgiveness from Ashley.
It's not up to the fans to prove they have the clubs best interests at heart.
I'll say it again- the fans have done nothing wrong.
So to expect us to thank the fat bastard for attempting to do what he should have done from day 1 is a bit rich.
Ashley should be crawling out to the centre circle, prostrating himself in thanks at the extraordinary level of support from the NUFC faithfull.
He should be dragging Llamearse behind him, sacking the incompetant fool in front of his long suffering customers.
But he won't.
That's why he's a country mile away from any semblance of forgiveness from me and thousands like me.
Just upping my post count again Ct.
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It would be nice if the club did something to mark the occasion such as those cow horns or freebie scarfes for the bairns and I also hope the team and Hughton stay on the pitch at the end for a standing ovation.
Are you fucking mental? Headfuck of the century.
When Shearer was managing, all the kids loved those cow horn thingys and had great fun with them.
Seriously, just read that to yourself, actually read it out aloud, and please come to terms with how pathetic you sound.
CT owned by a 16yr old.
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Chris Hughton hopes to snatch Spurs's Alan Hutton from under Sunderland's nosesA point tonight would guarantee Newcastle United’s return to the Barclays Premier League, but as Tyneside prepares to celebrate promotion at the first time of asking, Chris Hughton is already taking steps to bolster his first-team squad for the challenge that lies ahead, targeting Alan Hutton, the Tottenham Hotspur right back.
Harry Redknapp, the Tottenham manager, claimed at the weekend that non-sanctioned contact had been made between Newcastle and Hutton, the Scotland international, who is on loan at Sunderland. It represents an intriguing development, in terms of North East rivalry and Newcastle’s possible intentions for next season.
Sunderland hope to complete a permanent transfer for Hutton this summer — he joined Steve Bruce’s team on a temporary basis in January — but when asked about that prospect after his side’s 3-1 defeat at the Stadium of Light on Saturday, Redknapp volunteered information about Newcastle’s involvement.
“I think you will find Newcastle are in for him as well,” he said. “Someone has told me he has been talking to Newcastle. He is not supposed to be, but he has, you know. We will only let him go if we get an awful lot of money for him, otherwise he comes back to Tottenham.”
None starter then...
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Wum wummity wum
wum wum.
Happy Easter
once again no counter argument
It looks like your taking the Alex guide to increasing post count without ever saying anything.
I thought you had so much more!!!!!
Come on, just this once, explain what's wummery about a thread on one of the most written about stories of the weekend!
Dare ya
Hmm take a look at your own post count/comments before ragging others.
Just upping my post count- it really matters to me.
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The thing is CT/Derek, you've got this whole thing the wrong way round.
We, the fans, have done nothing wrong. We've simply done what we always do- turn up in numbers, home & away, on TV or not, and supported OUR TEAM.
The fans didn't lie. The fans didn't give our mates jobs they were/are disastrously ill suited to. The fans didn't force out the only man in the club who knew what he was doing. The fans didn't create such an atmosphere of instability that mo-one knew from week to week if were for sale or not.
The fans didn't get us relegated.
It's not up to the fans to put things right and seek forgiveness from Ashley.
It's not up to the fans to prove they have the clubs best interests at heart.
I'll say it again- the fans have done nothing wrong.
So to expect us to thank the fat bastard for attempting to do what he should have done from day 1 is a bit rich.
Ashley should be crawling out to the centre circle, prostrating himself in thanks at the extraordinary level of support from the NUFC faithfull.
He should be dragging Llamearse behind him, sacking the incompetant fool in front of his long suffering customers.
But he won't.
That's why he's a country mile away from any semblance of forgiveness from me and thousands like me.
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Wum wummity wum
wum wum.
Happy Easter
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I find his surname a hoot- "Whiteworld".
Like Nick Griffin being called Nick Niggazoot.
Good riddance to evil shite.
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I disagree. He is a harmless wum.
aye, I bit.
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Pud, another depressingly gloomy soopafan post.
All you see before you is doom and gloom. It just might not turn out as bad as you WANT everyone to believe.
The main problem you have is that most fans have moved on, we've thoroughly enjoyed winning again even if it's in a poorer league.
Where you see doom and gloom I see an owner who will either sell or not want to repeat mistakes do will invest. I see an energetic young manager who let's the results do the talking. I see a great team spirit and a team of old pros and young'uns playing for each other which while it may not be good enough to get us into Europe, is good enough to build on for next season.
You are my worst kind of fan.... Moan, moan moan and piss on any little improvements that take place.
Smile kidda.
I previously thought you were a harmless WUM.
This post shows otherwise.
How you dare critisize anyone when you have shown yourself to be a fair weather fan astounds me.
Sunderland have plenty spare tickets next season, off you go.
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You ungrateful fuckers!!!!!! Seriously
All the talk of greedy footballers not giving a fuck and here's four lads who it seems took control and stabalised the ship.
I couldn't be anymore serious! Perhaps one of you could express a counter point of view?
And it's fuck all to do with Ashley or Llambias.... If anything it sounds more like they laid out there demands and got them!!
Jeez some people!
Ungrateful?
Unreasonable,shirley Derek?
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Fucking hell, just voted Harper- can't believe it was 50/50.
Harper is far from perfect but ffs????
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I think your cover is now officially blown.
Aye. Any more naked streaks across the pitch booked in Derek?
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You really expect the fans to thank FMA???
*shakes head in utter disbelief*
Why don't you get yourself along CT and start a "One Mike Ashley-there's only one Mike Ashley" song?
No? Thought not.
Might just do that.
Aye right-o.
Just remember, casualty is now at the General, not the RVI.
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Yay, party time.
Thanks Mike.