Monkeys Fist
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Soda bread is available over here-It's the bollocks with a fry.
bacon-crispy
Black pud
sausage-pork
eggs-poached
shrooms
soda bread
wheaten bread
beans- in a little dish on the side
tea-pint of
The only time I drink tea is with a fry up or Fish supper. otherwise hate the stuff
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Waste of shoes tbh
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Happy Birthday
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This reminds me of the time ,long ago, when we had student teacher in chemistry at school.
Told him I'd heard of a brown powdered substance, normally found in suspension. it's formula(or whatever the correct term is) was C.O.C.O.A.
The poor sod had it written on the board and was puzzling over it for a good half hour before 'Sir' walked in a bollocked us.
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Surprisingly, this year the public body I work for is putting on a 'lavish' do for all staff (several hundred), with champagne reception, food, free booze and some sort of discotheque, all night long, all night.
Just wanted to let you all know I'll be drinking as much of your money as I possibly can
gonna pull?
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Of the widely available stuff, probably The Macallan. Those two are very nice too though.
Alex, I'm looking for a Christmas present for my Dad. He likes The Macallan, Highland Park, Oban and Laphroaig.
Can you recommend anything? I'm interested by this Welsh whisky as something different.
Have you tried The Black Rory? It's a Northumbrian Blend, but very good.
Sold at Tynemouth market, and at Northumbrian Gifts on t'interweb.
guess I could've put that better
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www.coquetwhisky.co.uk
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Mine is tomorrow night in London, looking forward to it now, *poker all afternoon in the office taking money off yids, Chelsea, Arsenal, Murdrers fans, Turks and Boro should be good fun, and later on, meal then free drink + me = carnage if only on the bog seat.
* That's the idea but I'm shit, anyone got any tips, I don't even know all the rules.
give everyone else doubles.
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Of the widely available stuff, probably The Macallan. Those two are very nice too though.
Alex, I'm looking for a Christmas present for my Dad. He likes The Macallan, Highland Park, Oban and Laphroaig.
Can you recommend anything? I'm interested by this Welsh whisky as something different.
Have you tried The Black Rory? It's a Northumbrian Blend, but very good.
Sold at Tynemouth market, and at Northumbrian Gifts on t'interweb.
Try the Balvenie 12 yr old Doublewood too.lovely
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The fucking Guardian are determined to make a huge thing out of this. Already said I thought this chanting was foolish at best but fancy having your name dragged through the mud in the national press over this (bet he loses his job etc.) over what really is a storm in a tea-cup. Mind, while I've mentioned the hypocrisy of this furore and the origin of the likeness being pointed out (Private Eye) I would imagine the subtlety of the joke was lost on most of the divvies singing the song.
Agree, with all of that, can't understand why the zealots aren't storming that rascist publications offices right now
Also the CPS were pretty clever I reckon (and his defence lawyer was incompetent) but he was charged with Rascist OR Offensive chanting, the Mido/Paedo reference would be considered offensive so he was fucked on that one, but if it was me I'd have fought like fuck to get the bullshit rascist word removed. Exhibit A being a copy of Private Eye.
That's probably why they only got two of them. Just two of them were probably daft enough not to deny everything.
I think he admitted it, his son denies it
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im still not convinced it was racially motivated , it was just abit of banter , they seem to want to make examples out of people .
are they seriously saying they could only pin that chanting on 2 people at the game ?
honestly hate the fucking way we have to tiptoe round muslim's for fear of insulting them , when christianity and every other religion is ripped to shreds on a daily basis and nobody gives a fuck .
religion is all bollocks
strange that
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You sure about that?
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She's pissed off that she's you're going to your work do? Doesn't sound like she's changed too much.
Regardless you should've told that other bird to fuck off as soon as you got back with your bird.
Well not pissed off per say, more sulking. She said "Ill pick you up at midnight" WHAT? You will fucking not!
I did tell this las to fuck off, well not as many words like, but I told her not to contact me.
I am now thinking its not this lass. One text last night said "Ill meet you there tom night
" Now, only people at work know I am out tom night, Ive asked them and none of them have texted me, so who the fuck has?I am fucking sick man, sick!
and every fucker on here
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Does everyone think this Sbr day is a good idea then? Nusc is running with it if you do
gets my vote.
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Matthew Parris for the Times:
"I think it was a Freudian slip in the clinical sense"
Speaking as a qualified psychiatrist, obviously.
Look up wanker on wiki, it has a picture of this waste of skin.
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Coldplay are the musical equivalent of 'Friends'.
Amen.
If that's the case Chris Martin is Pheebs.
does that mean I would do Chris Martin?
"do him!" do him? Or just do him?
in a stink up her smelly cat kind of way.
Gwyneth Paltrow's his smelly cat right? Stink her right up.
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Coldplay are the musical equivalent of 'Friends'.
Amen.
If that's the case Chris Martin is Pheebs.
does that mean I would do Chris Martin?
"do him!" do him? Or just do him?
in a stink up her smelly cat kind of way.
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Coldplay are the musical equivalent of 'Friends'.
Amen.
If that's the case Chris Martin is Pheebs.
does that mean I would do Chris Martin?
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Nightmare.
Could you suggest to your missus that you'll change phone numbers as proof that you want to start with a clean slate?
I did that.
I am not stupid. I want to prove to my gfriend she can trust me and leaving my phone about is that especially after what went on. This lass hasnt texted me for over a week now so I thought it was dead and burried, obviously not.
She is still nervous from last time but she was getting better and if I dont have anything to hide, why hide my phone?
Why not break all her fingers?
Then you can leave your phone/smoking gun lying about( showing she can trust etc....) and by the time her hands have healed, you can fuck the other stalker off.
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Coldplay are the musical equivalent of 'Friends'.
Amen.
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I split with my ex about a year ago. Love the company of women and have spent all but about 5 years since I was 15 with a few steady partners, interspersed with typical male revelry.
Weirdly, the thing is I am just not bothered about chatting up girls anymore.
I'm 36, have been married before (lost her to cancer in 2002).Tried sooooo hard to make the last one work..obv it didn't.
I occasionally force myself to try and chat up a bird but my heart just aint in it. Waaaaay too fussy at this age.
Is this maturity, laziness or is it time to call Meenzer?
Any older blokes on here relate with this lack of interest in chasing?
The bitch is, after all this time I crave affection, but don't want it from anyone I don't want it from, and can't motivate myself to just crack on and get what the body needs
I'm just impatient aren't I?
Thanks for listening.
Sorry to hear that.
tell you what tho, you must have forearms like Arnie now
Given what you must spend on kleenex, it'd be cheaper to get yourself a lass!
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Will they invent a spray to prevent players throwing themselves down and feigning injury to win free kicks in the first place?
no, but the ref should be able to pepper spray the cheating fuckers
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subtle as a brick!
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Confession; i like the Night Garden- chills me right out
If that program isn't the creation of some fucker high on acid, I don't know what the hell is...
the Hah Boos man, they get inside your head Maaaaan
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