Monkeys Fist
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I wouldn’t be surprised if Wissa’s “illness” is a mild case of shithousery being played on Reg Cheese.
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I’m glad I brightened your day…
… a bit.
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Was chatting with an old friend yesterday, she was over for visit from her home in Vancouver where she’s lived for years now.
She was saying that prior to Drumpf’s tariff bullshit, the west coast of Canada would do most of its local trade with the west coast of US, same on the east coast, simply because it was easier than trading internally due to the vast distances involved.
Carney is now leading a push to increase internal Canadian trade massively.
( She mentioned that people just don’t realise how big Canada is, noting that the distance from where we were ( Whitley Bay) to Toronto is only a bit more than the distance from Vancouver to Toronto).
Given how patriotic Canadians are, I really hope they keep this up, even when MM dies and the Right are locked up.
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30 minutes ago, Tom said:
cheesay chips
dolmio from the jar
Pink slice
Blue pop
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Gone fucken radge this match like.
Im all in.
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1 minute ago, sammynb said:
You're all piss and wind Scotty but hey don't change.
To avoid a @Howmanheyman style decoration, if attempting a simultaneous “piss and wind”, just sit down first.
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1 minute ago, MrBass said:
MILEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!
That’ll be the board fucked for another month.
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Well, this is shite.
Just got back from an old school mate’s funeral, and now looks like our away form is staying consistent.
I think I might just have a pint of heroin and go to bed.
Ah, no Pelanty.
Might just have a half then.
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It’s running faster than a mackem behind a school bus full of sexy kids now.
Hats off to the message board wizard, whoever you are.
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21 minutes ago, Sonatine said:
Why is Drumpf dressed as the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz?
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GET IN YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!!!
* posting this now so that it’ll be up by KO
on Saturday.
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So if Helen Mirren offered you a knee trembler you’d knock her back?
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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:
Who dat? Asking for me, I mean a friend. No, it's for me.
Thats Eva Longoria, you duck egg.
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Lad at work was sacked last week for memorising Wikipedia in its entirety, instead of working.
In his defence he said
“ I can explain everything “
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12 minutes ago, ewerk said:
Your go to hot chick is a 50 year old?
I know, imagine fancying a wrinkly owld bag like her…
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2 hours ago, The Fish said:
I defy anyone to get to 6 seconds without chuckling.
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6 hours ago, Alex said:
Just twigged who you are
Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026
in Newcastle Forum
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Do you need to provide a “clean” history of social media for yourself and your family to get one, or is a months wages sufficient?