Monkeys Fist
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You Don’t Have To Be Mad To Live Here…
… BUT IT HELPS!!
Avocado is the most over rated slop imo.
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50 minutes ago, trophyshy said:
Yesterday, I discovered that a carefully selected dry cowpat makes a surprisingly effective frisbee.
The official world record for throwing one is 266ft.
Did you get anywhere near?
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1 hour ago, Toonpack said:
Mods suck cock
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Can someone ask @RobinRobin to lean out of his burrow and wake up @Andrew next door to do the match thread?
Also, it’s nearly time for 2nd breakfast and they’ll both be Hank if they miss it.
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1 minute ago, trainman said:
Soft free kick? It was a fucking scandal, surprised the good bergers here are not up in arms from a football sense, no foul, defender fucks up and throws himself to the ground, seeing this shit too often now...
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1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:
Well, after 12 pints of Warsteiner I said something like “eeeh what the fuck diz that mean big man??” to the edifice of Teutonic granite standing guard outside
(it’s actually in Amsterdam)
As you’d expect from the name, it’s got a well battered entrance.
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How’s that pronounced?
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9 minutes ago, ewerk said:
I guess you weren’t into the German techno scene like I was as a nine year old.Nah, he was getting in to Sarah Cracknell instead, the jammy fucker
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My daughter has had some health issues recently, but is on the road to recovery.
I gave her some money to buy herself a new top as a little pick-me-up.
It arrived today.
She’s definitely mine
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3 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:
None the wiser
This one.
Hope that helps with the pronunciation
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Just now, Holden McGroin said:
Villa win fuck all for me.
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2 minutes ago, zico martin said:
am ok with hoping villa win fuck all?
I’d say regardless of anything this is my default position
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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
It was the Methvin derby wasn't it?
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2 minutes ago, Renton said:
I head Sheeran is going to do a few numbers at the Stack.
All of his songs are No. 2, tbh.
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mackems lost.
Again.
Expect a “ Fouwer in a Rowuh!” T-shirt to be released exclusively via Heron Foods.
Then they’ll sack the manager
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3-0.
That’ll do.
7-0 over both games
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1 minute ago, Renton said:
Listen, wykiki is trying to have a nice holiday with his missus and get over this, don't bring this back up again.
She’s gone “out to see the Roman column” with the hotel waiter while Wykiki is watching the game.
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Big Willy nearly getting his 2nd.
Keep at it you crazy foo’
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1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:
Wilson watching him score…
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Sven Adult Botman coming on for Schar.
Please don’t break.
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3 minutes ago, MrBass said:
So was mine
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Big Willy Osula on too
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Cooking
in General Chat
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Since we’re here, the lad a few doors up is a gamekeeper for the Duke of Northumberland.
Knocked on the door a few nights back and handed over some venison sausages, said they’d had a population explosion amongst the deer and were struggling to use up the meat without just binning it.
( I told him I’ll happily take any excess of his hands
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So, Sunday lunch today is Venison Sausage Toad in the Hole with Port and Wholegrain Mustard gravy, duck fat roasties and steamed greens.
Get in mah belleh!