soccermom

Glad Tidings He Brings......... :outahere:

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!! OMG Santa was fantastic to me, (him and my fella ofc) got a links of london bracelet, with 5 charms, a pandora bracelet, hairdryer, 2x digi photo frames, more choc than any girl should ever consume, pj's, jewelery, a hot choc thing, coco mademoiselle parfum, jewelery stuff to put jewelery on, a new wok, smellies galore, socks ( just like everyone else on the planet),hair stuff, a new charm for my new pandora braclet and the list goes on can't remember it all!! It has been fantastic, first xmas ever I haven't had to but my own prezzies!! Shoulda got divorced years ago, lol, everyone has been so fantastic, At mums now devouring the baby guinesses, I'm gonna end up fooked so best wished lads and ladesses. May all your christmases be so bright!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

If I'm thinking of the right place don't they do the best ever lamb and mint sarnies too? In Bensham? Next to were all the Jews live? But they have got lush sarnies aswel Yeah thats it, they do turkey gravy and stuffing too MMmmmmm I think you might have got the wrong one, one that your on about is a little shop in one of the lanes but this Super Pie is on the main road. Ah, Can't remember its name, kinda like a spar shop right on a corner! Luurvely How about licking the cream out of a horn, smom ?? I'd rather lick out a brandy snap

If I'm thinking of the right place don't they do the best ever lamb and mint sarnies too? In Bensham? Next to were all the Jews live? But they have got lush sarnies aswel Yeah thats it, they do turkey gravy and stuffing too MMmmmmm I think you might have got the wrong one, one that your on about is a little shop in one of the lanes but this Super Pie is on the main road. Ah, Can't remember its name, kinda like a spar shop right on a corner! Luurvely

If I'm thinking of the right place don't they do the best ever lamb and mint sarnies too? In Bensham? Next to were all the Jews live? But they have got lush sarnies aswel Yeah thats it, they do turkey gravy and stuffing too MMmmmmm

I believe you hun, but when you're 27 it feels like a lifetime away

ahh! The cheek of it!!!!!

If I'm thinking of the right place don't they do the best ever lamb and mint sarnies too?

to be fair, her avatar looks OK if a little dangerous You got a foot fetish LM, or is the appeal the Christmas pud ?? not particularly but the heels made me wince a bit Ah, you are imagining 'her' walking on your back in stockings and high heels. I can understand. God no. I'm digging a grave for meself here like Mmmm, stockings & heels.... But only on a woman, sorry Soccerman. oh well, your loss i look great in heels

Some over-the-top mid-thirties sassy tits would be nice, though I am not mid 30's you cheeky sod!

to be fair, her avatar looks OK if a little dangerous You got a foot fetish LM, or is the appeal the Christmas pud ?? not particularly but the heels made me wince a bit Ah, you are imagining 'her' walking on your back in stockings and high heels. I can understand. God no. I'm digging a grave for meself here like Daft sods

??that doesn't make any sense?? He's young, forgive him. Probably been off work today and been on the pop all day I must go now, or I'll probably end up slavering again - wot wid you bein a 'woman' and all that nutt er

??that doesn't make any sense?? He's young, forgive him. Probably been off work today and been on the pop all day

??that doesn't make any sense??

Yes, you are. ooh so witty for one so young

you must be the most oft posting lady on here now ..... not that we believe you're genuine or owt You don't have to believe me, isn't that the beauty?? I believe that if you lot actually did believe me you'd have nothing left to entertain yourselves, I much prefer being mysterious and interesting than well known and boring. Just thought it was a good joke wanted to share the chuckles, Sorry are girlies not permitted to post freely? of course, but you realise if you post a photo and you're what you say you are your attention will rocket don't you not esp after attention, just wanna share a laugh and a joke with some like minded people when theres nothing on the movie channel. I just make comments on things, its you lot who blow it all out of proportion

More likely to be about hairy balls if its a soccerman post. Ho Ho HO!!!!

you must be the most oft posting lady on here now ..... not that we believe you're genuine or owt You don't have to believe me, isn't that the beauty?? I believe that if you lot actually did believe me you'd have nothing left to entertain yourselves, I much prefer being mysterious and interesting than well known and boring. Just thought it was a good joke wanted to share the chuckles, Sorry are girlies not permitted to post freely?

Hey, I just found a pie outside, so i asked it what it was doin', it replied.... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .............just meatin' potato!!!

Yeah right and give all of you access into my private life, family pics, drunken antics, daft comments, there's a reason why you have to accept friends you know!!. Whatever!! Thats the daftest suggestion yet! lol.

Leazes: "Hello Soccermom" 'Soccermom': "Hi, Leazes, Freddie (Shepperd) here" Leazes: I'd rather give my number to meenzer, at least i know he's not gonna be pervy with me and he'll keep the number to himself. you lot'd pass it around and i'll be recieving x amount of dirty drunk dials and wanky pic messages at all times of the night, no thank you. I work shifts, I need my sleep! ha ha I don't think you'd be getting texts like that, after all, the amount of takeaways you cram in you must be like a house end. Actually I'm one of the lucky few who can eat like a pig and not put a lb on, been a size 8 for years, regained my pre baby figure inside of 3 months, i'm one of those women other women love to hate, on the other hand tho my arteries are probably fucked, so at least i'll die young whilst i'm still pretty! Go out on top they always say!!

Leazes: "Hello Soccermom" 'Soccermom': "Hi, Leazes, Freddie (Shepperd) here" Leazes: I'd rather give my number to meenzer, at least i know he's not gonna be pervy with me and he'll keep the number to himself. you lot'd pass it around and i'll be recieving x amount of dirty drunk dials and wanky pic messages at all times of the night, no thank you. I work shifts, I need my sleep! ha ha

Courtroom Q & A Q: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Q: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral. Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about. Q: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Q: And these same stairs, did the also go up? Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979? Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.

I really wish I could get mad at you lot but you just make me laugh. I get frustrated with you all but I find you guys kinds funny That post is a sure sign you're fucking seething, only a matter of time before you break imo It'll take a biger man than you wacky my boy to break me

I really wish I could get mad at you lot but you just make me laugh. I get frustrated with you all but I find you guys kinds funny