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I'll give you the Byker kiss, you mad bint. I'll take anything just to have your dainty hands on me little man Get a pic of your little vinegar tits up then and I'll tell you if I'll do owt with them. You'll need some of that growth hormone for your hands first honey, then you can think about where to start. I must warn you though you'll either be a shell of the little man you are or I'll have turned you into the real deal by the time I've allowed you to leave Nowt wrong with the size of my hands there used to handling DD's, and I doubt there's anything you could show me in the scratcher that I haven't done before. By the way this height thing is one of SMO's fabricated tales. P.S get the fucking pics up or PM'd, I'm starting to lose interest and you don't want that, me bothering to talk to you or abuse you, is basically keeping you afloat on this forum so in my books you owe me....chop, chop Hey don't be so quick or is that one of your traits? You choose to lose interest , well honey thats your perogative, I only beg in bed. btw there are plenty of other people on this forum willing to throw some cyber abuse my way, you're not the only one You need to pull a rabbit out the hat love, sharpish, or maybe even a hare out your arse, either way you're sinking fast imo. Opinions one thing reality's another. Whether you choose to believe it or not I am very real. I don't need to provide pics to prove it, nice try tho, at least you're consistant. Why don't you ask the wife to pick up her game then you would not feel the need as much to constantly ask for photos of naked women on here. Or has the wacky factor permanently worn off? Oh and Yes, I am hot. I know I am . So do plenty of others. Not gonna pretend otherwise. And they know I'm real too. Maybe you should pm me the wacky factor and see what i think, or are you the one full of bullshit? No worries in that department, still drilling for oil regularly and doing a fucking good job of it if I do say so myself. Name and shame them then.....Billy It's what she says that counts! No need to name and shame honey. It's not a competition, we're both allowed to have friends. You do have friends right? Just you! Would you mind if I asked you a couple of questions? Hmmm.......Go for it........ Is it multiple choice?

I'll give you the Byker kiss, you mad bint. I'll take anything just to have your dainty hands on me little man Get a pic of your little vinegar tits up then and I'll tell you if I'll do owt with them. You'll need some of that growth hormone for your hands first honey, then you can think about where to start. I must warn you though you'll either be a shell of the little man you are or I'll have turned you into the real deal by the time I've allowed you to leave Nowt wrong with the size of my hands there used to handling DD's, and I doubt there's anything you could show me in the scratcher that I haven't done before. By the way this height thing is one of SMO's fabricated tales. P.S get the fucking pics up or PM'd, I'm starting to lose interest and you don't want that, me bothering to talk to you or abuse you, is basically keeping you afloat on this forum so in my books you owe me....chop, chop Hey don't be so quick or is that one of your traits? You choose to lose interest , well honey thats your perogative, I only beg in bed. btw there are plenty of other people on this forum willing to throw some cyber abuse my way, you're not the only one You need to pull a rabbit out the hat love, sharpish, or maybe even a hare out your arse, either way you're sinking fast imo. Opinions one thing reality's another. Whether you choose to believe it or not I am very real. I don't need to provide pics to prove it, nice try tho, at least you're consistant. Why don't you ask the wife to pick up her game then you would not feel the need as much to constantly ask for photos of naked women on here. Or has the wacky factor permanently worn off? Oh and Yes, I am hot. I know I am . So do plenty of others. Not gonna pretend otherwise. And they know I'm real too. Maybe you should pm me the wacky factor and see what i think, or are you the one full of bullshit? No worries in that department, still drilling for oil regularly and doing a fucking good job of it if I do say so myself. Name and shame them then.....Billy It's what she says that counts! No need to name and shame honey. It's not a competition, we're both allowed to have friends. You do have friends right?

I'll give you the Byker kiss, you mad bint. I'll take anything just to have your dainty hands on me little man Get a pic of your little vinegar tits up then and I'll tell you if I'll do owt with them. You'll need some of that growth hormone for your hands first honey, then you can think about where to start. I must warn you though you'll either be a shell of the little man you are or I'll have turned you into the real deal by the time I've allowed you to leave Nowt wrong with the size of my hands there used to handling DD's, and I doubt there's anything you could show me in the scratcher that I haven't done before. By the way this height thing is one of SMO's fabricated tales. P.S get the fucking pics up or PM'd, I'm starting to lose interest and you don't want that, me bothering to talk to you or abuse you, is basically keeping you afloat on this forum so in my books you owe me....chop, chop Hey don't be so quick or is that one of your traits? You choose to lose interest , well honey thats your perogative, I only beg in bed. btw there are plenty of other people on this forum willing to throw some cyber abuse my way, you're not the only one You need to pull a rabbit out the hat love, sharpish, or maybe even a hare out your arse, either way you're sinking fast imo. Opinions one thing reality's another. Whether you choose to believe it or not I am very real. I don't need to provide pics to prove it, nice try tho, at least you're consistant. Why don't you ask the wife to pick up her game then you would not feel the need as much to constantly ask for photos of naked women on here. Or has the wacky factor permanently worn off? Oh and Yes, I am hot. I know I am . So do plenty of others. Not gonna pretend otherwise. And they know I'm real too. Maybe you should pm me the wacky factor and see what i think, or are you the one full of bullshit?

I'll give you the Byker kiss, you mad bint. I'll take anything just to have your dainty hands on me little man Get a pic of your little vinegar tits up then and I'll tell you if I'll do owt with them. You'll need some of that growth hormone for your hands first honey, then you can think about where to start. I must warn you though you'll either be a shell of the little man you are or I'll have turned you into the real deal by the time I've allowed you to leave Nowt wrong with the size of my hands there used to handling DD's, and I doubt there's anything you could show me in the scratcher that I haven't done before. By the way this height thing is one of SMO's fabricated tales. P.S get the fucking pics up or PM'd, I'm starting to lose interest and you don't want that, me bothering to talk to you or abuse you, is basically keeping you afloat on this forum so in my books you owe me....chop, chop Hey don't be so quick or is that one of your traits? You choose to lose interest , well honey thats your perogative, I only beg in bed. btw there are plenty of other people on this forum willing to throw some cyber abuse my way, you're not the only one

I'll give you the Byker kiss, you mad bint. I'll take anything just to have your dainty hands on me little man Get a pic of your little vinegar tits up then and I'll tell you if I'll do owt with them. You'll need some of that growth hormone for your hands first honey, then you can think about where to start. I must warn you though you'll either be a shell of the little man you are or I'll have turned you into the real deal by the time I've allowed you to leave Nowt wrong with the size of my hands there used to handling DD's, and I doubt there's anything you could show me in the scratcher that I haven't done before. By the way this height thing is one of SMO's fabricated tales. P.S get the fucking pics up or PM'd, I'm starting to lose interest and you don't want that, me bothering to talk to you or abuse you, is basically keeping you afloat on this forum so in my books you owe me....chop, chop Hey don't be so quick or is that one of your traits? You choose to lose interest , well honey thats your perogative, I only beg in bed. btw there are plenty of other people on this forum willing to throw some cyber abuse my way, you're not the only one

Your patter is to obvious. I reckon if you are a lass you must fancy yourself as a bit of a sort And the problem is? Why be modest when there is no need? That philosophy seems to work for you and SMO. Think we may have all fallen from the same tree.

I'll give you the Byker kiss, you mad bint. I'll take anything just to have your dainty hands on me little man Get a pic of your little vinegar tits up then and I'll tell you if I'll do owt with them. You'll need some of that growth hormone for your hands first honey, then you can think about where to start. I must warn you though you'll either be a shell of the little man you are or I'll have turned you into the real deal by the time I've allowed you to leave

I'll give you the Byker kiss, you mad bint. I'll take anything just to have your dainty hands on me little man

Jessica Rabbit

Ooh, wacky baby, shut up and kiss me

Ask your lass about the day me, SMO and 2J came around. Stop putting yourself down it'll get bigger when you do I hope it gets to the size of your lies. And what lies would that be? Your online persona. Have you ever thought of seeing someone for your paranoia? I think you need to sort out your issues sunshine.

Ask your lass about the day me, SMO and 2J came around. Stop putting yourself down it'll get bigger when you do I hope it gets to the size of your lies. And what lies would that be?

you lot have sooooooooooooooooo got me wrong!

police have issued a reconstruction of the suspect wanted in connection with the damaged engines (couldn't find any pics of ninja geese or gulls. An Eagle'll have to do!)

Ask your lass about the day me, SMO and 2J came around. Stop putting yourself down it'll get bigger when you do

goimg out to get.... mortal - most popular one wrecked tanked up fucked wasted lagered up plastered blotto totalled hope that helps

A triple-dog dare: Boy's tongue stuck on pole Event was reminiscent of a scene out of the movie 'A Christmas Story' HAMMOND, Ind. - In a scene straight out of the movie "A Christmas Story," a 10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in Hammond were around 10 degrees at the time. By the time an ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off the frozen pole. Police said ambulance personnel explained to the boy's mother how to care for his bleeding tongue.

Any one checked the nationality of these gulls? Do they have al quaida affiliations? Tell you tho that pilot can fly me anywhere. Lucky/Skilled man to have pulled that off.

Stealing laugh lines from two and a half men is sheer desperation Psst..... Top Gun Is the correct answer! how strange that it was also used on 2 1/2 men on paramount the same day you used it Hmmm.... coincidence???????? Or maybe they're just huge cruise fans too!!

Stealing laugh lines from two and a half men is sheer desperation

Thats class. 2 fingers up to europe from the czech rep.

Not nowt, just we know more. Its not a 'NHS Worker' thing, a lot of it is common sense and being a little more educated in this area does make us more qualified to speak on the subject. I've looked after alot of attempted suicides and been unable to save others. All of their reasons varied and some seemed petty. But what means nothing to me may mean everything to someone else. Its all about perception and how that is affected by a mental illness, which is what depression is. Being someone who has lost a family member and a friend, only just last year, I can honestly agree the aftermath for everyone left behind is horrendous. But there is no way I can imaging how horrific and desperate life must have been for them, their past their present and how they obv fear the future. Often those left behind have no idea why it has happened. depressed people can be extremely clever at hiding things until its too late and they implode. its a myth that most suicides leave a note. Their frame of mind and their illness is such that they can't think of anyone else or the consequences of their actions, they just need a release and an escape. It may seen a cowards way out to some, but I'd never have the guts to go through with that kind of thing, who's to say that makes me a stronger person, who's to say I'm not the coward cos I couldn't do it, then again my frame of mind isn't jaundiced. Personally as a single parent that would never be an option for me, but what is something happened to my child, god forbid. You just can't say, just like you lot can't presume. I rest my case m'lud. you're a total tit sometimes. Leave Snakey alone you stinky pig. ?

Not nowt, just we know more. Its not a 'NHS Worker' thing, a lot of it is common sense and being a little more educated in this area does make us more qualified to speak on the subject. I've looked after alot of attempted suicides and been unable to save others. All of their reasons varied and some seemed petty. But what means nothing to me may mean everything to someone else. Its all about perception and how that is affected by a mental illness, which is what depression is. Being someone who has lost a family member and a friend, only just last year, I can honestly agree the aftermath for everyone left behind is horrendous. But there is no way I can imaging how horrific and desperate life must have been for them, their past their present and how they obv fear the future. Often those left behind have no idea why it has happened. depressed people can be extremely clever at hiding things until its too late and they implode. its a myth that most suicides leave a note. Their frame of mind and their illness is such that they can't think of anyone else or the consequences of their actions, they just need a release and an escape. It may seen a cowards way out to some, but I'd never have the guts to go through with that kind of thing, who's to say that makes me a stronger person, who's to say I'm not the coward cos I couldn't do it, then again my frame of mind isn't jaundiced. Personally as a single parent that would never be an option for me, but what is something happened to my child, god forbid. You just can't say, just like you lot can't presume. I rest my case m'lud. you're a total tit sometimes.

Many Happy Returns x

Not nowt, just we know more. Its not a 'NHS Worker' thing, a lot of it is common sense and being a little more educated in this area does make us more qualified to speak on the subject. I've looked after alot of attempted suicides and been unable to save others. All of their reasons varied and some seemed petty. But what means nothing to me may mean everything to someone else. Its all about perception and how that is affected by a mental illness, which is what depression is. Being someone who has lost a family member and a friend, only just last year, I can honestly agree the aftermath for everyone left behind is horrendous. But there is no way I can imaging how horrific and desperate life must have been for them, their past their present and how they obv fear the future. Often those left behind have no idea why it has happened. depressed people can be extremely clever at hiding things until its too late and they implode. its a myth that most suicides leave a note. Their frame of mind and their illness is such that they can't think of anyone else or the consequences of their actions, they just need a release and an escape. It may seen a cowards way out to some, but I'd never have the guts to go through with that kind of thing, who's to say that makes me a stronger person, who's to say I'm not the coward cos I couldn't do it, then again my frame of mind isn't jaundiced. Personally as a single parent that would never be an option for me, but what is something happened to my child, god forbid. You just can't say, just like you lot can't presume.