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fucking hell, a cunt-off between those two. all set up for a photo finish

Very true As I think back to Marin Jol spotted at Newcastle Airport as Pardew booked into the Gossy park.

Think enrique and Jonas will be gonners.

I just dont believe that sentence. Had he said we cant agree etc etc....But I cant believe the club have called Willy in to say we are not renewing. Your stance surprises me I must say. Which stance is that? Not getting hysterical over willie mckays comments or not believing that the club havent offered Barton anything?

I just dont believe that sentence. Had he said we cant agree etc etc....But I cant believe the club have called Willy in to say we are not renewing. Could be read as 'the offer already on the table is the final offer' though. I think this is all the result of two twats negotiating with each other and will be resolved shortly.

I just dont believe that sentence. Had he said we cant agree etc etc....But I cant believe the club have called Willy in to say we are not renewing.

Exactly. I think I'll hold back the hysteria for a little while yet. Dont get me wrong, I love Joey and 100% want him in our starting line up next year, but I will wait and here what the club says rather than chomping on McKays well chosen words. Cant quite imagine two worse people to try and negotiate than these two cunts. Willy might call it negotiation. Sounds like the club are stonewalling to me though. I visualise a scenario where Dereks negotiating skills are not quite as good or diplomatic as they should be.

Exactly. I think I'll hold back the hysteria for a little while yet. Dont get me wrong, I love Joey and 100% want him in our starting line up next year, but I will wait and here what the club says rather than chomping on McKays well chosen words. Cant quite imagine two worse people to try and negotiate than these two cunts.

And as it happens Luke Edwards Twitter

Not sure why people laugh at this site (Im pretty new to it), but in fairness, all they do is seem to trawl the net for all the Newcastle news from the papers etc and bang it up on their site very early in the day. Its possibly the fastest collection of all the days Newcastle news in one place Ive come across This is far better/quicker. :lol:

Not sure why people laugh at this site (Im pretty new to it), but in fairness, all they do is seem to trawl the net for all the Newcastle news from the papers etc and bang it up on their site very early in the day. Its possibly the fastest collection of all the days Newcastle news in one place Ive come across but the papers talk shite man, especially the Daily Mail, the only paper that tells the truth is the Guardian, unless its Louise Taylor Who cares it would be pretty dull if we only discussed news via the club.

Not sure why people laugh at this site (Im pretty new to it), but in fairness, all they do is seem to trawl the net for all the Newcastle news from the papers etc and bang it up on their site very early in the day. Its possibly the fastest collection of all the days Newcastle news in one place Ive come across

From Nufcblog / journal

Daily Mail tonight --- Colin Young Pardew ups bid for Lorient striker Gameiro to cool Valencia interest Awaits Leazes

You know I didnt even realise either of them was from that awesome film until I read your post. Must just be the closet racist in me.

De campdown racetracks five miles long, doo dah, doo dah......

Surely the way this transfer window works, its going to be the free's / stocking fillers through the door first and the main event will happen in July. This is where those creaming their knicks about Ashleys "plans" REALLY get started ....... Trot on bore. Dont you have your own thread set up for your repetitive shite without you spoiling everything else.

Surely the way this transfer window works, its going to be the free's / stocking fillers through the door first and the main event will happen in July.

Where did you hear these rumours CT? Think it was NUFCBLOG or Newcastle Online or both maybe?

Chronny

They can. Can someone lay down the definitive rules then???? I thought you could only sign out of contracts before the window. EG How could we sign sturridge now?

Got the fnd of season blues. Transfer window doesn't open for 6 weeks, no football and Toontastic usually goes into hibernation. My only hope to get through is a re-read of the cookery thread and a bit of cooking.

I'll make the 14 10 weight by June 15th, as we agreed :-) I'll provide pictoral evidence from the weight room, and even a video off my phone to show am not cheating. Ahem, Ahem..... June 7th