Christmas Tree

Very good. Can't wait to get home and tell the 6 year old. she'll love that.

He no doubt loves it, any excuse to wheel out the same old lines. aye, next season is gonna be just greeeeaaaat Putting all the usual shite to one side, what performance on the field next season would convince you we were heading in the right direction. Simple question.

Surely if it's manly it should be meat and two veg? How's fat club? Full of Christmas Tree wannabes.

Surely if it's manly it should be meat and two veg?

Thats you clamped

Having had weeks and weeks of sunny weather, Ive quite forgotten what else there is to do on a rainy day.

Fucking doom mongers galore out in force this week. They brought us Tiote and Ben Arfa less than 12 months ago!!!!!!!!! Give the fuckers a chance you miserable cernts.

Imagine how they felt , "Eeeya, Shazza, it's Jason Statham, flash him your Knicks… Eewww, I've come in his pants"

Eh??? Are you root toot toot, Tree??? Surely a better analogy (for red-blooded males) would have to be Ursula Andress walking up the beach in Dr No, wearing that white bikini, and saying, "Ah cannit waak in theese FUCKIN shoes hee hee heee" ?? Your probably right, but it was the first thing that came into my mind in a moving taxi queue.

It's his diet. Undernourished , poor wee fatty. Like a racing snake now porky.

Not at all Just trying to sprinkle a little positivity on the end of season doom and gloom pie everyone seems to be tucking into. Well done for being up this early after a whisky festival. Had visions (hopes) of you coming on here last night all soppy and shit posting funny videos etc.

Id suggest having a conversation with any of the local journos, Bird, Caulkin, Starforth. All will tell you what a joke this football club is. I dont agree at all. Certainly post Keegan, Kinnear and relegation, but since the championship, promotion and this first season back, you would be hard pushed to dig up the deluded laughing stock Geordies stories.

Three drop dead gorgeous blondes with thighs and breast everywhere, just came walking up the road towards my taxi likes slow motion charlies angel scene..... Panting, I swung the Doors open to be greeted by three of the nastiest commonest roughest pennywell accents you've ever heard. Bucket of cold water! Like bond walking out of the sea in his trunks, strolling upto the hot babe at the bar and speaking like Joe pasqualie!

The summer will be fine, Ben Arfa will return and all will be well in the world. Seriously I can't wait. Worth noting today that Pardews other team, Southampton, promoted today. Lots of fans on the radio giving Pardew the praise because it was his team. I'm sure Pardew doesn't want to lumber his squad with injury prone has beens.

We'll probably be in the top four by Christmas.

Be interesting to see what team comes out against Chelsea. No point risking Tiote and surely we would be better off leaving wantaway Enrique out and giving Ferguson a couple of games. Nolan has looked repeatedly fucked of late and then there's Ranger. More use giving him some games than our other strikers.

Expecting a 5-1 or such today. Lots of goals and happy lads in the sunshine.

Bit like bohemian rhapsody is spot on but you can imagine some record industry twat wanting to cut it to about 3 minutes to fit normal airplay songs. (the film btw is no Bohem Rhaps)

What's length makes a bad film? Sometimes loads goes on the edit room floor or is cut from the original script to hit the "Hollywood" standard fodder time. Hard to explain but this just felt right and good.

Not all. Not sure if Ive read anything at all from any main stream media talking us down. Since relegation I think our overall press and the goodwill towards us has increased a hell of a lot. While nobody has a clue what Ashley will do next, the deadwood has virtually gone, stability is setting in, finances have been sorted and we seem to be putting in lots of preparation for the summer window. I'm not going to get high and mighty here, but I repeat the fans on the ground, in Newcastle, 99% are against Ashley, that's my issue with what you said. Not taking the piss, but even you have to be honest here, where you live is at beat a 30/70 area in their favour so the people you speak to are going to have slightly differing views than somewhere, where everyone is black and white. The discussion wasnt about whether people like Ashley, it was the club being talked down. We are not the laughing stock that we were and the club has dragged itself back to a respectable level with its self esteem restored imo. Our "press" on the whole is very good these days. I wouldnt dream of challenging the fact that Ashley is still hated by the majority.

Not all. Not sure if Ive read anything at all from any main stream media talking us down. Since relegation I think our overall press and the goodwill towards us has increased a hell of a lot. While nobody has a clue what Ashley will do next, the deadwood has virtually gone, stability is setting in, finances have been sorted and we seem to be putting in lots of preparation for the summer window.

We're worthless man, like I say it's even down to the fucking strips. If you had half a clue you would realise our infrastructure is a fucking disgrace. You know the first thing Hall did, he built a team of successful businessmen around him, when he became chairman of the club. He had FFS, Douglas Hall, plenty others, and most importantly he appointed Freddie Fletcher who was probably second behind Keegan in being the reason the clubs turnover increased from £4m in 1991 to £59m in 1998. He marketed the club. It's a lot more complicated than, "ah Mike's doing his best, he's gradually growing the club", off the pitch we're like a fucking corner shop. Even the tacky Sports Direct sign on the roof, makes us look like poor chumps, because that's what we are. We need people like FFS and Fletcher to market the club and develop it properly off the pitch. It's a disaster off the pitch. Fletcher made Rangers the richest club in Europe at one point, he came to the toon and made us 5th richest in Europe within seven years. We have fuck all marketing or fuck all PR, we should be exploiting markets abroad, because the fanbase is there. We have a fanclub in places you've never even dreamed of like Singapore with 2,000 members. We have nothing off the pitch we're devalued, and talking about FFS and brothels is more or less like saying "I don't have a clue", because it's irrelevant. We need a team of Fletcher's and proper people who are going to promote the club. It's dying in that regard, pisses me off when tools can't see it. Nearly everyone I know committed friends, people at the match, agree with and uphold everything I say, other than one or two. The only ones I see a degree of support for this disgusting regime are on the internet. Say nee more. I agree with virtually all of that and said similar a few weeks ago, but implying it just disappeared overnight when Ashley arrived is what keeps these arguments rumbling on. The rot was well and truly alive and kicking long before Ashley got here, fletcher and the great marketing / PR had gone, the Halls could see where we were headed and were desperate to get out and we were left with Freddy trying to keep all the plates in the air with desperate deals. Even Freddy could see that desperate times were upon us, hence Fat Sams appointment. Anyone who thinks our future would have been rosy under Shepherd is mad. It had gone, simple. The top four is now all about money and we are a mile away. While having a singapore fan club with 2000 members is very nice, its never going to generate money that will change anything. If they wanted a shirt Im sure it would be a knock off from the local market. Without a sheik, there is only one hope of breaking the top four and that is finding young talent, making the most of it while we can and then cashing in on the odd star to repeat the process hopefully raising the overall standard of the squad as we go. I never here any other sensible suggestions from any of the Leazes camp on here only bleating about we should be this and should be that. If more people approached the subject like NJS, then these debates would die right down.

I am number four. 7/10 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464540/ Really enjoyed this and it was a nice length at around 1 and 3/4 hours. Nice mix of fights, slavver and story.

Its a shame these things cant be discussed without the rampant hysteria like Stevies post above. "No Core, No Self Esteem, Fucking disaster".......Give over ffs The only talking down these days seems mainly on the forums by those caught in the past. Fuck me we've been through since shit since Ashley took over but Shepherd, Brothels, Newcastle lasses dogs, We were quite a laughing stock then as well. We've hit the bottom and are currently on the up again. So much shite gets posted from one extreme to the other but NJS constantly hits the level headed "as it is" ground for me.